In Real Life ✓

By glynfrans

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Finding love as an asexual teenager is hard enough. Being an anonymous internet celebrity? Even harder, but i... More

PREFACE
1. DukeCockroach
2. The Overly Attached Boyfriend
3. Relationship Goals
4. Bye Felicia
5. Bitches Don't Know Bout My Dough
6. One Does Not Simply Walk Into The Woods
7. Now Kiss!
8. I Can't Believe You've Done This!
9. The Screaming Goat
10. Hello Darkness My Old Friend
11. And They Ask You How You Are And You Just Have To Say You're Fine
12. 420 Blaze It
13. I'm So Fucking High
14. Good Guy Greg Puts You In His Bed & Sleeps On the Couch Himself
15. I Sexually Identify As An Attack Helicopter
16. Mean Girls
17. Respect Women
18. Rickrolled
19. This Ain't It
20. Whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es
21. "YoU wAnNa GO oUt SomEtIMe?"
22. U Jelly?
23. Noice
24. 5/7
25. Y U No Stay Away From My Boy?
26. Mission Failed, We'll Get 'Em Next Time
27. My Body Is Ready
28. Apology Videos
29. I Am Confusion
30. Sorry Sir, This Is A Christian Server, So No Swearing
31. Cash Me Ousside Howbow Dah
32. It's Not Gay If It's In A Three Way
33. Fame? Ain't Nobody Got Time For That
35. I Came Out To Have A Good Time And I'm Honestly Feeling So Attacked
36. *Slaps Roof Of School* This Bad Boy Can Fit So Many Fucking Fans In It
37. This Is So Sad Alexa Play Despacito
38. I Showed You My Dick Please Respond
39. Being Nice Is Overrated, Change My Mind
40. Lemme Smash
41. Guys Literally Only Want One Thing And It's Fucking Disgusting
42. The Tea Has Been Spilled
43. Hold My Beer, I Got This
44. That's What She Said
45. Weird Flex But Ok
46. Does Bruno Mars Is Gay?
47. Bold Of You To Assume I Love My Friends
48. Let's Get This Bread
49. Why Are We Still Here? Just To Suffer?
50. Still A Better Love Story Than Twilight
AFTERWORD
WHAT'S NEXT?

34. Wig

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By glynfrans

The funniest part about this whole thing was that some people were genuinely surprised I was a girl. I was pretty sure it was common knowledge among my followers. I'd mentioned it enough times. Well, the cat's out of the bag now, I guess. Once the shock had passed, they'd started talking about how I looked nice and cute, or hot, or boring (cool, thanks). They liked Gilbert, too. They started writing thirst tweets about me just to spite him and it was hilarious. What's even better, Hugo was now known as Hugay among millions of people, much to his chagrin.

But then I started seeing people from my school, too, and I got nervous again. "Oh, my God, look at this," I said, clicking on the Tweet, before speed-typing a reply.

The guys behind me burst out laughing when I muttered under my breath, "Exposed, bitch. You think I can't see you taking a picture of my work, huh? I see everything."

Overall, it turned out pretty okay. Hugo, Floyd and Dylan left eventually, with a smile and a thumbs-up, and a short while later, I got a text from Charlotte to congratulate me too. I couldn't help but smile at my screen. I'd done it... I'd finally done it.

I let my head fall back on Gilbert's chest behind me, raising my arms to give him some kind of weird backwards hug, and he moved to look down at me. "Hey."

"Hey," I replied, smiling at his upside-down face. "I did it."

"Yeah, you did. I'm proud."

"Well, that's good to know. I don't know if it'd have been worth it at all, if you weren't proud. Your validation is—"

He rolled his eyes and kissed me to shut me up, but this twisted position + chair thing wasn't doing it for me, so I got up and grabbed his hand to lead him to the bed. Nothing weird, alright. I just wanted to sit on a soft mattress while we kissed. I'm sure he'd appreciate it too.

But before I could sit down, he gave me this smile that could outshine a thousand suns and stroked a few strands of blonde hair out of my face, gently tucking them behind my ear. I felt my cheeks heat up when he whispered, "You're amazing, you know that?"

"Oh, please."

He pressed a finger to my lips and pulled me back onto the bed with him, sitting me down on his lap. "Don't ruin the moment."

"But that's my specialty..."

He leaned forward to kiss my pout away with a little chuckle, and I gave in and returned his kiss. With one hand on the side of his face and the other on the back of his neck and my legs on either side of his, I felt like I was in a romance movie. A predictable but sweet romance movie with cheesy music sung by a twenty-something singer songwriter that couldn't come up with anything but 'we belong together, you and me, la la la'. Basically, something I'd never watch.

But it wasn't so bad to be in that situation myself; making out with my boyfriend in my bedroom. It was pretty romantic and shit. I might as well try something new, right? This was a special day, after all. I could do anything.

I pulled Gilbert closer and deepened the kiss, meeting his tongue in the middle, and he made a surprised sound that I definitely would've laughed at if we hadn't been kissing. Nevertheless, his hands went down to my waist and a few moments later, I was lying on top of him. Which was... not my intention, but sure.

Honestly, I was kind of surprising myself with how okay I was with it all. I wasn't enjoying it per sé, but I wasn't not enjoying it, either. It wasn't uncomfortable. It was nice. Besides, I liked the idea of doing something for Gilbert for once. We'd been together for a while now and he'd been an absolutely amazing boyfriend, so he deserved something in return.

I had read stories of other asexual people having sex to please their partners and I always thought it was complete horseshit, because I couldn't imagine it to be enjoyable whatsoever, but that was kind of... silly, wasn't it? The body would react to stimuli anyway, so it should feel good nonetheless, and it was pretty cool to make your significant other happy with it. Not that I was doing that tonight, but yeah... In the future, maybe?

Well, far in the future, that's for sure. I could do with just making out for now.

The unfortunate thing was that Gilbert's body had other plans. I wasn't bothered when he flipped us around and pressed himself against me, and it took me a moment to realize what it was that was poking my leg, but when I did, I immediately froze. Holding my hands up to his shoulders to push him off, I choked out, "Um, that wasn't..."

"Shit, sorry," he groaned, sitting up and dragging his hands down his face.

"It's okay," I told him.

"I really didn't mean to, uh... get carried away."

"It's okay, nothing happened," I tried to reassure him, but he still looked ready to argue, panic and guilt overtaking his features. "Seriously. Nothing happened."

He scrambled off the bed and announced, "I'll be in the bathroom."

"Okay."

Without saying another word, he shut the door behind him.


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