TheBeastandTheBeast
"I dare you to try and kill me, the shark queen muhahahhaha".
HOLD THE FUCKING LAPTOP, I CANT TYPE.
Eyeless Jack: YOU HAVE IT GLUED TO MY BACK, I CANT SWIM WHEN YOUR TYPING.
THEN DROWN, LIKE BEN!!!!!!!
Eyeless Jake: oh now that's just cold.
WHat!?!
Tiger Shark: Who are you?
What?
Eyeless Jack: your talking?
Tiger Shark: Who are you?
Eyeless Jack: ......
Your mom, we have so business to do here.
Eyeless Jack: JEFF.
oh and were killer, coming to kill the shark queen.
Tiger Shark: TERRORISTS, TERRORISTS!!!!!!!!!
Where?
Eyeless Jack: *face palm* US!!!!!
Shit, run I mean swim.
Hammerhead shark: There getting away!!!
*millions of shark start swimming towards us*
Eyeless Jack: WHY IN HELL DID I LET YOU PULL ME INTO THIS SHIT.
BECAUSE YOUR MY FRIEND AND FRIENDS HELP EACH OTHER OUT WHEN THEY DONT WANT TO DIE ALONE. BECAUSE THEY DONT WANT TO BE DRAGGED INTO HELL ALONE.
Eyeless Jack: THE FUCK ARE TALKING ABOUT!!!!!
Never mind lets just find a place to hide.
* We swam far and wide until, we can across a small house between to rifts, so we swam over to hide*
This place is perfect.
Eyeless Jack: Actually at home in bed is better!!!!
Shut dick, for they hear you.
Tiger Shark: QUICK FIND THE TERRORIST BEFORE THEY FIND THE QUEENS HIDEOUT.
HammerHead Shark: YES SIR!!!
Eyeless Jack: Hideout?
Wait? Shouldn't she be some where around here...
Eyeless Jack:.😨.......
Jack?
Eyeless Jack: shhhh...sh.eeee is ......huh..ere...
WHAT I CANT HEAR YOU!!!!!! *I turned around and my eye widen if that was even possible *
Shark Queen: YOU HAVE FOUND ME BUT CAN YOU KILL ME* shows her sharp teeth, and machine gun*
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU SHOT THAT UNDERWATER!!!!!!
Eyeless Jack: RUNNNN!!!!
*We both turned around but she grabbed Eyeless Jacks leg*
Eyeless Jack: JEFFFFF!!!!!!
WHAT JACK IM SWIMMING!!!!!!
Eyeless Jack: HELP A DUDE OUT!!!!
Tshhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I can't....
Eyeless Jack: BUT IM GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!HELP ME YOU ASSHOLE.
UMMMM. I'm allergic to Sharks, and guns so I'll be home and maybe when I find the right fisherman I'll comeback, my nigga.
Eyeless Jack: YOU LITTLE....
SIGN OFF