ASK & DARE: Jeff The Killer

By ChocolateBluZ

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ASK & DARE: Jeff The Killer
Question 1: Partners
Question 2: My Knife Addictions
Question 3: Assassin All the Way
Question 4: NO SHIPPING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Question 5: For the love of pancakes
Question 6: Date Night
Question 7: Lick the Stalker
Question 8: R.I.P Laughing Jack
Question 9: Death Wish
Question 10: Human
Question 11: CheeseCake
Question 12: BenXJeff Rumours..........
Question 13: Reverse Bear Trap
Question 14: Welcome To The Show
Question 15: Helper
Question 16: Mental and Physical Scared
Question 17: The Feels????
Question 18: Eyes
Question 19: Hide and Seek
Question 20: YAOI :3
Question 21: Lyrics
Question 22: The Popo are coming
Question 24: The Truth
Question 25: My Choice
Question 26: Come here Ben
Question 27: McDonald's
Question 28: Truth or Dare
Question 29: Make Over
Question 30: Time for a Killing Spree
Question 31: To Forward....
Question 32: Were Going Back
Question 33: Why won't this day end
Question 34: I Will Do As You Wish
Question 35: Potion's are full of fairy dust, and shit
Question 36: Kiss and Tell
Question 37: WingMan
Question 38: First Times?
Question 39: Damn Snow White
Question 40: Starbuck's is like a blur
Question 41: Again Jane....
Question 42: Baby Daddy
Question 43: Balls
Question 44: Sorry Man
Question 45: Let it GO
Question 46: Your name is WHY?
Question 47: Under the Sea
Question 48: Sex Appeal
Question 49: Sachiko We Beg Of You?
Question 50: BACK-TO-BACK
Question 51: The Meaning of Lemon....
Question 52: Humiliation
Question 53: Bottles
Question 54: In New York
Question 55: Try Some Too
Question 56: Switch Places
Question 57: Speed Dial
Question 58: Death isn't a Game
Question 59: Cocaine Test
Question 60: UnderHouse Arrest
Question 61:YOU FUCKER
Question 62: Bob V.S Fishes
Question 63: Animals!
Question 64: I HATE U
Question 65: Oh So Spicy
Question 66: Books
Question 67: DO IT FOR THE VINE
Question 68:Suicide
Question 69: Double Date
Question 70: Mr. Mick Stab Stab
Question 71: Fashion
Question 72: Sex For A Blade
Question 73: Masochirst
Question 74: Kissing
Question 75: Number of ManCards
Question 76: G-Spot JK
Question 77: Just a little Powder~!
Question 78: Rivals
Question 79: MARATHANS
Question 80: Hard or Gentle Fucking Pick
Question 81: Bye Mary!
Question 82: I'M THE KILLER
Question 83: ALL BY MYSELF!!!!!!
Question 84: My Bitch
Question 85: Here you go TIA
Question 86: DOODLER
Question 87: Pink Dresses
Question 88: CLEAN!
Question 89: NO!
Question 90: Pedo
Question 91: OMG YESS
Question 92: Cuppy Cake
Question 93: Online
Question 94: Sex?
Question 95: Sleepovers
Question 96: Best Vocals and Dancing
Question 97: Vampires
Question 98 Teaparty
Question 99: Bill Cages
Question 100: FINALE
*Bonus*

Question 23: Birthday Treat

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By ChocolateBluZ

IgniteMeJeff

"Happy birthday ChocolateBluZ! I dare Jeff to go on a date with ChcolateBluZ as a birthday treat and you have to be polite and civilized".

That's impossible ......She dead......you want me to lug around a corpse.....EW!!!

Puppeteer: what happened!!!

I have to go on a date with ChocolateBluZ......But *point on the floor* she's that.

Puppeteer:*finishes his sandwhich* Ill help you!!!!!If you let me in on your date...

Sure, as long as you don't fuck it up. She's the one with the black puffy hair.

Puppeteer:* pulles out a doll and attachs string to the matching limbs**then he starts chanting something, until gas filled the from* DONT OPEN THE DOOR, JEFF!!!!!!!

DUDE, HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO SEE WHERE IM GOING DAMN IT.* suddenly the gas swift around the ChocolateBluz and the doll* * then they drop to the ground*

Puppeteer: ok Im done * Walks over to the fridge* Im getting a sandwich.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT SHE LOOKS LIKE PLASTIC, SHE NO LONGER DECAYING. WHERES HER CLOTHES SHE LOOKS LIKE A.....

Puppeteer: ...doll, yep I transfered her life force into that small doll and the dolls life force into her no more decaying body.

WHAT, SO IM GOING ON A DATE WITH A DOLL, THAT SOUNDS SICK.

ChocolateBluZ: It's your fault I'm like this, all I wanted was to interview you.*starts crying*and now I'm a doll...

Puppeteer:*throws bread at me* do something Jeff, she's crying.

UGH!!!!!!!!!!*walks over to ChocolateBluZ *stop crying it's giving me a headache, stein .

ChocolateBluZ : why should I * spits on my face*

Ha, your funny *grabs her leg and dangles her*were going on a date.

ChocolateBluZ :What!?!!?!?!

Puppeteer : And I'll be watching y'all *smirks* shall we go?

Whatever, *carries ChocolateBluZ out the door* Im only doing this because of the dare.

ChocolateBluZ :I understand *she rested her head on my chest*

~AMC Movies~

ChocolateBluZ :can we watch that movie with the haunted mirror.Oculus.

(What, is that's shit. Does she think I know what she means. The fuck does she think I am.) sure

Puppeteer: what kind of movie is it, ChocolateBluZ ?

ChocolateBluZ :horror, mystery :)

Puppeteer: cool.

Come on guys I've got the tickets!!!!!!!!

Puppeteer& ChocolateBluZ : okay!!!! :D

~Watching the Movies~

~ChocolateBluZ is sitting between puppeteer and I ~

~ChocolateBluZ has the popcorn, I have the skittles and puppeteer has the nachos~

( I have to act civilized I have to act) if you get scared you can hold my hand.

Puppeteer: thank you Jeff

I wasn't talking to you, puppeteer.

Puppeteer: I know, I just wanted to see your reaction, honey boo boo x3

Grrrr!!!!!YOUR PISSING ME OFF, DONT CALL ME THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ChocolateBluZ : shhhhhh, the movies starting....

(FUCK OFF, I DONT WANT TO WATCH THIS DAMN MOVIE) okay.

~30 minutes with in the movie~

What's going on!!!!!!!!! She bite a lightbulb but it was an apple.

Puppeteer: There dad killed there mom, the fuck is going on.

ChocolateBluZ : it's the mirror, it's haunted...

BY SAINT!!!!!!

ChocolateBluZ: *eats some popcorn* it's haunted by evil spirits..

Oh( This movie is crazy but it's not bad) * looks over at puppeteer* ( he seems terrified)* pokes ChocolateBluZ shoulder* look at puppeteer his pissing himself

ChocolateBluZ :*laughs* just watch the movie.

Ok,ok(she smiled for the first time, wow. It's been a long time since I seen a smile so..)

Puppeteer: SHHHHIITTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* runs off*

(Huh? ) (looks at the girl in the red hair get the weights stabbed into her neck)OH GOD!!!!!!!!

ChocolateBluZ : *laughs* you guys

*picks up ChocolateBluZ * WERE LEAVING, THIS HELL HOLE!!!!!!!!!!

ChocolateBluZ : o.o awww, no fair.

~At Home~

WHY THE HELL DID YOU WANT TO WATCH THAT MOVIE!?!?!?!?!?

ChocolateBluZ: it looked interesting :p

Puppeteer: my eyes, my eyes *goes to the bathroom*

WHATEVER, AT LEAST YOU HAD FUN. HAPPY BIRTHDAY * lays on the couch*

ChocolateBluZ : thank you * kisses cheek* goodbye Jeff.

Wait, what!?!?!?

(ChocolateBluZ transforms back into a doll, and the body starts to decay)

....no..

Puppeteer: oohhh, I ship it XD!!!!!!!!!!

*sign off*

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