haikyuu headcanons

By noxiousseraph

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i wrote this as a deluded 14 year old who thought i was important. read if you will but don't let it determin... More

dance dance revolution
musical instruments
bye super cow
killing stalking--//slapped
. . . croak
wiggle wiggle
NYAni the fuc
no volleyball
childhood lovers--//kicked
frozen owl
house of horrors ( literally )
poor mama
rain dance
how to wrek your mom
ah, young love
flower girl (?)
books
kingly doodles
ennoshita's secret ( not victoria's )
opera anyone?
bdsm
karate and dreams
no need
booze-o ( get it booze-o and bozo //slapped )
sing for me my angels of music
when your order comes last
love your mom
you are my senpai
cops and robbers
fukuroodaddy
his highness
playing outdoors
trashy logic
kuroo and girls *sigh*
everyone's secrets ( excluding victoria )
the kitchen is on fire
talents
a play on names
beat beat beat
lucky seven
advice from granny
and at that moment
kindergarten is fun
kitkats
nightmares
"you'll never take us alive"
help the salt
dumb ways to die
salty sins
good night ; )
THIS IS A "SPECIAL CHAPTER"
tears are salty
its hurts sos muchs
shameful aaa
what if
dying words
make us free na splash kasaneta
it started with a truth omg
invasion of corn and cheese
do as the grocers do
midnight cravings
most clichΓ© thing in here
if haikyuu had wattpad
bears and tents
tet's mother
random moments
hashire striding hurry ano goal
seven minutes in hell-- i mean HEAVEN ( karasuno )
Note
oikawa's troubles
*crying in russian*
island princesses ( miracle update )
qassim
ummm what's this
bloody nurse
anime
facebook
2012
high quality
7+1
emojis
bungo stray crows
neglected stuff
behind bars
after death
HQ Bios #1; Daichi
HQ Bios #2; Suga
HQ Bios #3; Asahi
the floor is lava
HQ Bios #4; Nishinoya
HQ Bios #5; Tanaka
Happy Birthday Motherf***ers
did it hurt when u fell from heaven
the adventures of nekoma
tick tock
season's greedings
1 AM
new year, new me...
1:00
that one reason
a thousand reasons
kids
friendship
subscribe to t-series
aces
mirror mirror on the closet door
another narcissistic chapter
necc day
officially closed

i want your bite

183 8 24
By noxiousseraph

By Chris Crocker

HQ listening to the song mentioned above:

Daichi: "... *sings along*"

Suga: "why am i listening to this? This isn't even educational, nor does it give me any kind of benefit, yet I'm still listening to it--"

Asahi: *shuts laptop and cries*

Noya: *imagining stuff and having major nosebleeds, goes to some site and listens to blcds*

Tanaka: "nee-san, don't disturb me because I am doing something very productive!" *dances to the music bc he can't get the lyrics*

Ennoshita: *makes his younger cousins listen to it right after*

Narita: "whoever makes these kinds of songs are going down when I become god--I mean, prime minister"

Kinoshita: "hmmm... How avout writing a fanfic about this? But which ship? Hmmm... How about... *opens a book filled with oneshots about ships in his team*"

Kageyama: *looks up the meaning of the song on google*

Hinata: "wow, the song is catchy. *listens* oh nope."

Tsukishima: "... *searches information on the singer*"

Yamaguchi: "WANNAFEELYOURTEETHONMYNECKWANNATASTETHETSUKKIOFYOURSWEATGONNAROCKYOURBODYALLNIGHTITSLUSTATFIRSTSUGHT--"

Oikawa: "Iwa-ch--//kicked"

Iwaizumi: "*throws oikawa off a cliff and listens to the song on his own*"

Kuroo: "song memorized."

Kenma: "*sneeze*"

Yaku: "*choreographed a dance and teaches it to his students in his secret dance studio located at 696 street vikturi bldg, 27th floor Room A.*"

Lev: "hmmm... If I would just remove the lyrics and make a set of routines to do, this would be perfect for a free skate"

Bokuto: "hoot hoot hooot"

Akaashi: "... *downloads song and adds it into a playlist filled with similar music*"

Ushijima: "i need to practice my serves"

THOU HATH FINALLY UPDATED AFTER A MILLION YEARS OF REMAINING IN A DORMANT STATE

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