IgniteMeJeff
"Will Jeff kill me please? I will do anything I can to be murdered and made beautiful."
Wow.
people are begging to be killed.Its like a dream come true.
*starts packing bags*
Dont worry miss IgniteMeJeff, I'll put you to sleep :)
*picks up some matches and bleach*
And make you beautiful *smirks*
*At The House of IgniteMeJeff*
*climbs up a tree and knocks on the window*
IMJ: Jeff is that really you *opens the window*
the one and only, now move
IMJ:Ok *moves to the side*
*jumps throw the window*
okay lets get down to-
IMJ:your real!*Yells*
No shit, now go sit on that chair*points*
IMJ: ok *sits down*
Ok *opens up his backpack* do you want me to kill you or give you a make over first.
IMJ: MAKEOVER!!!!!!!!!! :D
......*starts whistling**and I started to tying her with belts onto the chair*
IMJ: Jeff, so what your favorite
*Start craving a smile*
IMJ:AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
whhy are you scream didnt you want this *finishes the smile*
IMJ: Guh....*starts smiling while crying*
Your weird ill keep you next to chocolatebluz and XxsilverlollipopXD *picks up the bleach*
IMJ: Im so happy. Jeff.
*pours bleach on her and starts a match*
Yeah that what she said :P *throws the match at her*
IMJ:Thank you....AAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*climbs out the window and jumps*
I really do wonder why she wanted this..... to die....
~5 seconds later
ah, fuck it *walks home*
*signs off*