haikyuu headcanons

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i wrote this as a deluded 14 year old who thought i was important. read if you will but don't let it determin... More

dance dance revolution
musical instruments
bye super cow
killing stalking--//slapped
. . . croak
wiggle wiggle
NYAni the fuc
no volleyball
childhood lovers--//kicked
frozen owl
house of horrors ( literally )
poor mama
rain dance
how to wrek your mom
ah, young love
flower girl (?)
books
kingly doodles
ennoshita's secret ( not victoria's )
opera anyone?
bdsm
karate and dreams
no need
booze-o ( get it booze-o and bozo //slapped )
sing for me my angels of music
when your order comes last
love your mom
you are my senpai
cops and robbers
fukuroodaddy
his highness
playing outdoors
trashy logic
kuroo and girls *sigh*
everyone's secrets ( excluding victoria )
the kitchen is on fire
talents
a play on names
beat beat beat
lucky seven
advice from granny
and at that moment
kindergarten is fun
kitkats
nightmares
"you'll never take us alive"
help the salt
dumb ways to die
salty sins
good night ; )
THIS IS A "SPECIAL CHAPTER"
tears are salty
its hurts sos muchs
shameful aaa
what if
dying words
make us free na splash kasaneta
it started with a truth omg
invasion of corn and cheese
do as the grocers do
midnight cravings
most cliché thing in here
if haikyuu had wattpad
bears and tents
tet's mother
random moments
hashire striding hurry ano goal
seven minutes in hell-- i mean HEAVEN ( karasuno )
Note
oikawa's troubles
*crying in russian*
island princesses ( miracle update )
qassim
ummm what's this
bloody nurse
anime
facebook
2012
high quality
7+1
emojis
bungo stray crows
neglected stuff
behind bars
after death
HQ Bios #1; Daichi
HQ Bios #2; Suga
HQ Bios #3; Asahi
the floor is lava
HQ Bios #4; Nishinoya
HQ Bios #5; Tanaka
Happy Birthday Motherf***ers
did it hurt when u fell from heaven
the adventures of nekoma
tick tock
season's greedings
1 AM
i want your bite
1:00
that one reason
a thousand reasons
kids
friendship
subscribe to t-series
aces
mirror mirror on the closet door
another narcissistic chapter
necc day
officially closed

new year, new me...

158 9 11
By noxiousseraph

...mes.

HQ's opinion on New Year's eve or what they do;

Daichi: sets up a booth and encourages neighborhood to drop their honest opinions on each other so he can organize a program thing and read them

Suga: "this so-called new year is just another temporary layer of mist that clouds people's judgement and convinces them that things are going to get better."

Asahi: tries to cut his hair but uhhh

Noya: shares lots of posts from last year

Tanaka: goes to watch a saeko's taiko performance

Ennoshita: "whatever; i'll stay in my room and deprive myself of sunlight because my 2018 goal is to become a vampire."

Narita: jumps up and down

Kinoshita: goes to the karaoke because his family went abroad and left him to dote on his cosplay clothes and volleyball since he hates planes

Kageyama: pretty much what he does everyday

Hinata: "i love new year's eve because there's fireworks that go bam and gwahhhhh" and tbh this is probably the most cliché thing i wrote about hinata

Tsukishima: crying

Yamaguchi: pondering on why the word MANSLAUGHTER is literally MAN'S LAUGHTER when separated and it's up to you to imagine how he even came to think of that word

Oikawa: starts saying that the fireworks are alien battles happening in outer space covered up by the imaginary pew-pew ray barrier that they set up

Iwaizumi: "new year, new muscles"

Kuroo: drinking wine and sitting on a sofa surrounded by women ( and men ) and gold

Kenma: has hit the level limit for arc 3

Yaku: "i like new year because i have food to eat"

Lev: goes to mother russia and stays in a luxury hotel with his sister while they view fireworks

Bokuto: dancing

Akaashi: no one knows

Ushijima: harvests super rare eggplants called the Phoenix Herb Eggplant Infused With Dragon Souls which matures every new year only in a weird video game

Semi: binge-watches bleach

Tendou: joins a seminar on self - rejuvenation and renewing of the soul then bombs a car right after

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