haikyuu headcanons

By noxiousseraph

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i wrote this as a deluded 14 year old who thought i was important. read if you will but don't let it determin... More

dance dance revolution
musical instruments
bye super cow
killing stalking--//slapped
. . . croak
wiggle wiggle
NYAni the fuc
no volleyball
childhood lovers--//kicked
frozen owl
house of horrors ( literally )
poor mama
rain dance
how to wrek your mom
ah, young love
flower girl (?)
books
kingly doodles
ennoshita's secret ( not victoria's )
opera anyone?
bdsm
karate and dreams
no need
booze-o ( get it booze-o and bozo //slapped )
sing for me my angels of music
when your order comes last
love your mom
you are my senpai
cops and robbers
fukuroodaddy
his highness
playing outdoors
trashy logic
kuroo and girls *sigh*
everyone's secrets ( excluding victoria )
the kitchen is on fire
talents
a play on names
beat beat beat
lucky seven
advice from granny
and at that moment
kindergarten is fun
kitkats
nightmares
"you'll never take us alive"
help the salt
dumb ways to die
salty sins
good night ; )
THIS IS A "SPECIAL CHAPTER"
tears are salty
its hurts sos muchs
shameful aaa
what if
dying words
make us free na splash kasaneta
it started with a truth omg
invasion of corn and cheese
do as the grocers do
midnight cravings
most cliché thing in here
if haikyuu had wattpad
bears and tents
tet's mother
random moments
hashire striding hurry ano goal
seven minutes in hell-- i mean HEAVEN ( karasuno )
Note
oikawa's troubles
*crying in russian*
island princesses ( miracle update )
qassim
ummm what's this
bloody nurse
anime
facebook
2012
high quality
7+1
emojis
bungo stray crows
behind bars
after death
HQ Bios #1; Daichi
HQ Bios #2; Suga
HQ Bios #3; Asahi
the floor is lava
HQ Bios #4; Nishinoya
HQ Bios #5; Tanaka
Happy Birthday Motherf***ers
did it hurt when u fell from heaven
the adventures of nekoma
tick tock
season's greedings
1 AM
new year, new me...
i want your bite
1:00
that one reason
a thousand reasons
kids
friendship
subscribe to t-series
aces
mirror mirror on the closet door
another narcissistic chapter
necc day
officially closed

neglected stuff

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By noxiousseraph

What objects HQ hates ( it's up to you to find out why ):

Daichi: coffeemaker ( bc he didn't know how to use it and embarrassed himself infront of other ppl )

Suga: clock ( bc he watched a horror movie one time wherein clocks have a large contribution )

Asahi: television ( because his eyes were scarred due to an ad )

Noya: soccer ball ( because he kicked it one time and it hurt his foot infront of girls )

Tanaka: hair straightener ( because he was forced to go bald when it burned his hair )

Ennoshita: chopping board ( because it broke when he was making enchiladas wait do you even chop anything in there )

Narita: pencil ( because he broke millions )

Kinoshita: high-heeled shoes ( he tried to cosplay sone girl but he got a sprain due to the shoes )

Kageyama: paint ( he slipped and face-plantes into paint )

Hinata: drinking straw ( he almost choked because he was trying to slurp juice with ice, then the ice blocked the straw's end and it melted a bit AND he choked on the sudden lodging of ice against his throat )

Tsukishima: toaster ( he was burrrnt )

Yamaguchi: spoon ( he failed to slay )

Oikawa: pole ( because he was trying to look good for iwa when he bumped into a pole in the street and there were lots of witnesses )

Iwaizumi: wristwatch ( it was the last thing his girlfriend in the past gave to him as a gift before he caught her cheating cough cough )

Kuroo: mouse trap ( he got his finger caught )

Kenma: microphone ( he yawned infront of a microphone when he was making a speech for school )

Yaku: flower vase ( he broke it and was grounded for 4 weeks )

Lev: knife ( he cut himself duh )

Akaashi: bell ( because he thought there was something going on when it rang so he rushed outside and looked like a lost. . . owl )

Bokuto: cap ( he can't put it on )

Ushijima: bowtie ( he almost strangled himself )

Tendou: teacup ( because he was trying to be levi but he dropped the cup and got second degree burns or somethin )

Semi: basketball ( he failed basketball MISERABLY )

Idk if anything is actually contradictory with the real facts bc I've only watched the anime TY

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