haikyuu headcanons

By noxiousseraph

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i wrote this as a deluded 14 year old who thought i was important. read if you will but don't let it determin... More

dance dance revolution
musical instruments
bye super cow
killing stalking--//slapped
. . . croak
wiggle wiggle
NYAni the fuc
no volleyball
childhood lovers--//kicked
frozen owl
house of horrors ( literally )
poor mama
rain dance
how to wrek your mom
ah, young love
flower girl (?)
books
kingly doodles
ennoshita's secret ( not victoria's )
opera anyone?
bdsm
karate and dreams
no need
booze-o ( get it booze-o and bozo //slapped )
sing for me my angels of music
when your order comes last
love your mom
you are my senpai
cops and robbers
fukuroodaddy
his highness
playing outdoors
trashy logic
kuroo and girls *sigh*
everyone's secrets ( excluding victoria )
the kitchen is on fire
talents
a play on names
beat beat beat
lucky seven
advice from granny
and at that moment
kindergarten is fun
kitkats
nightmares
"you'll never take us alive"
help the salt
dumb ways to die
salty sins
good night ; )
THIS IS A "SPECIAL CHAPTER"
tears are salty
its hurts sos muchs
shameful aaa
what if
dying words
make us free na splash kasaneta
it started with a truth omg
invasion of corn and cheese
do as the grocers do
midnight cravings
most clichΓ© thing in here
if haikyuu had wattpad
bears and tents
tet's mother
random moments
hashire striding hurry ano goal
seven minutes in hell-- i mean HEAVEN ( karasuno )
Note
oikawa's troubles
*crying in russian*
island princesses ( miracle update )
qassim
ummm what's this
bloody nurse
anime
facebook
2012
high quality
emojis
bungo stray crows
neglected stuff
behind bars
after death
HQ Bios #1; Daichi
HQ Bios #2; Suga
HQ Bios #3; Asahi
the floor is lava
HQ Bios #4; Nishinoya
HQ Bios #5; Tanaka
Happy Birthday Motherf***ers
did it hurt when u fell from heaven
the adventures of nekoma
tick tock
season's greedings
1 AM
new year, new me...
i want your bite
1:00
that one reason
a thousand reasons
kids
friendship
subscribe to t-series
aces
mirror mirror on the closet door
another narcissistic chapter
necc day
officially closed

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By noxiousseraph

The title is actually another SerVamp reference, I'm so sorry.

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Karasuno As Teachers ( too lazy for the others rn xDDD )

Daichi

- the teacher who won't start classes unless every student running late has arrived ( which usually gets complaints from other teachers and parents )

Suga
- the teacher whose kindness everyone takes advantage of ( e.g; begs for deadline extensions, shorter class periods etc ) but then fears after the first project bc he literally dumps those works with even a small blob of glue not in place and threw grammatically defective reports straight to the garbage collector's truck infront of his students

Asahi

- everyone falls asleep after 5 mins ( except those students HIGHLY concerned with their grades )

Noya

- youthful teacher who had been mistook for some classmate or a substitute when he entered the room but gets along with his students perfectly well, as if he's actually a highschooler, himself

Tanaka

- math teacher it's up to you to imagine the horror

Ennoshita

- the principal

Narita

- that one teacher who is lazy af but is famous af and favored by students over the others

Kinoshita

- the teacher who keeps making multimedia and social media references so his class is literally just a period to get the stress off your mind, though he's an ass when he gives work ( e.g; make a chocolate replica of the Eiffel tower in 30 minutes, not excluding the process of chopping, melting and cooling the chocolate or planning the whole piece ). . . did i forget to say he teaches home e.c?

Kageyama

- your plain and boring phys ed teacher with a twist; he's a young af teacher who gets hit on by the older female ( and male . . . ) teachers

Hinata

- the teacher who gets sent to the principal's office ( is this possible ) because he keeps making mistakes in his lessons due to nervousness and lack of preparation and drive, thus, resulting in an ugly manner of being tardy and has a tendency to give out wrong information about events, reports, etc.

Tsukishima

- the teacher who was fired on his first day of teaching elementary level students bc;

*in class introduction*

K: and you were born in?

Student: *name of hospital* sir

K: oh,thought you were born on the streets because that's where most accidents happen

Yamaguchi

- super sweet teacher who patiently tutors each one of you but gets stricter towards the end of classes for some particular unkown reason ( like, have u ever had these teachers ugh )

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