DAICHI:
Daichi: *smells socks* . . . *smells socks again* . . . Why do my socks smell good what
SUGA:
Suga: *dancing to the eros music from yuri on ice inside the house* *poses* I'm the best. *hairflip* I'm so gorgeous! *poses* *dances*
ASAHI:
Asahi: . . . *eats a raw hotdog*
( true story )
NOYA:
Noya: *leans againt wall* *starts singing some dramatic song while pretending to cry*
- 2 mins later -
Noya: *on the floor, crying for real*
TANAKA:
Saeko: *fangirling over a yaoi pairing (idek)*
Tanaka: SIS CAN YOU SHUT-- *sees yaoi pairing*
Saeko: JUST LOOK AT THIS!
Tanaka: *starts fangirling over the yaoi pairing*
( true story #2 )
ENNOSHITA:
Ennoshita: . . . *stands up and does the chicken dance without music*
NARITA:
Narita: *wears a police uniform and starts acting like a cop inside his room*
KINOSHITA:
Kinoshita: No one waaants! To play chess with meee! *takes out chess board* Now I'll plaaay! *holds king piece and licks it* *sings* Aaall by myyyseeelf!
KAGEYAMA:
Kageyama: Peanut butter jelly-- was that jelly jam? . . . *shivers* did someone just lick me?
HINATA:
Hinata: *looking at homework* . . . *hears natsu screaming outside* YAAAAAY! *runs out*
TSUKISHIMA:
Akiteru: *enters kei's room* Hey, have you seen the--
Kei: *singing* *headbanging* HEY LIAR! *points at akiteru* HEY LIAR! *throws can of orange juice at door that barely misses akiteru's face* WHAT'DYOU THINK OF LIVING WITHOUT ME?! *wearing headphones*
Akiteru: *slowly backing out the door*
( go listen to all of one ok rock's songs go and true story #3 btw )
YAMAGUCHI:
Yamaguchi: Hmmm. . . *starts drawing a manga about a girl who has mental issues*
KIYOKO:
Kiyoko: *looking out the window*
- 5 mins later*
Kiyoko: *holding a machete, wearing full body half plate armor ( idk ), wearing spartan helmet and hiding under the bed*
YACHI:
Yachi: *reading textbooks from school*
- 10 mins later -
Yachi: *doodling shirtless kageyama and yamaguchi on the front page of her english textbook* *looks at the last page* *sees her earlier doodle of kiyoko in a two piece swimsuit* *runs out of house screaming*
OIKAWA:
Matsukawa and Hanamaki: *shows oikawa a meme*
Oikawa: *starts laughing and slaps Aone ( how tf )*
( true story #4 )
IWAIZUMI:
Iwaizumi: *looking at oikawa laughing* *starts singing* I see what you're wearing *moves face forward* There's nothing beneath it *tilts head to right side* Forgive me for staring *sniffs air* FORGIVE ME FOR BREATHING-- *headbutts the wall*
MATSUKAWA:
Matsukawa: *eating peanuts* *looks at tsukishima* *starts laughing and chokes on peanuts*
( true story #5 )
HANAMAKI:
Hanamaki: . . . *plunges face into pancake mix*
KUROO:
Kuroo: *from the bleachers* *screaming* WE LOVE YOU ISSEI-CHAN!
Yaku: *horrified face*
( true sTORY #6 )
KENMA:
Kenma: *stretches*
- 3 mins later -
Kenma: *trying to do a backbend*
YAKU:
Yaku: *playing minecraft*
Younger cousin: What'cha makin'? Is that a bottle of yakult?
- 1 min later -
Yaku: *crying outside the house with rain pouring down on his face*
( true story #7 )
LEV:
Lev: . . . *lying on his bed staring at the ceiling* . . . *sits up and starts doing the noodle arms*
BOKUTO:
Bokuto: I'm bored! *checks phone* . . . Still bored!
AKAASHI:
Akaashi: Today I will teach you all how to keep an idiot busy. *hands bokuto a piece of paper*
Bokuto: *reads*
Paper: HOW TO KEEP AN IDIOT BUSY. FLIP THE PAGE TO SEE HOW.
Bokuto: *flips it over* *reads*
Paper: HOW TO KEEP AN IDIOT BUSY. FLIP THE PAGE TO SEE HOW.
Bokuto: *flips paper* *reads*
- cycle goes on forever -
Akaashi: *very satisfied smile*
TERUSHIMA:
Terushima: . . . Barbosa! *poses*
USHIJIMA:
Ushijima: *brushing teeth* *stops* . . . *smiles and starts humming the melody of the toothpaste commercial*
( true story #8 )
TENDOU:
Tendou: *walking down the street* *sees a shop* *goes in*
- 16 mins later -
Tendou: *walking down the street wearing clip-on cat ears*
GOSHIKI:
Goshiki: *turns tv on* *sees spongebob* *looks around cautiously and sees no one* *smiles happily and watches*
SHIRABU:
Shirabu: *whistling the tune of that 'Summer' song from Regular Show* *starts dancing body waves*
SEMI:
Semi: *sees asahi*
Asahi: *meets his eyes*
Whole karasuno and shiratorizawa: *singing the My Love From the Star theme song*
Asahi: shut up, you bakas! *runs away crying*
Semi: *chases asahi crying* NUU DON'T GO!
- and that was when noya knew he was gay bc he felt jelly -
***
True story #3 literally just happened to me six hours ago because I was looking for the bottle of disinfectant alcohol and my sister's door was unlocked so i kinda barged in like that and bam xD
True story #8 happened to me when I was like 10 xD