haikyuu headcanons

By noxiousseraph

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i wrote this as a deluded 14 year old who thought i was important. read if you will but don't let it determin... More

dance dance revolution
musical instruments
bye super cow
killing stalking--//slapped
. . . croak
wiggle wiggle
NYAni the fuc
no volleyball
childhood lovers--//kicked
frozen owl
house of horrors ( literally )
poor mama
rain dance
how to wrek your mom
ah, young love
flower girl (?)
books
kingly doodles
ennoshita's secret ( not victoria's )
opera anyone?
bdsm
karate and dreams
no need
booze-o ( get it booze-o and bozo //slapped )
sing for me my angels of music
when your order comes last
love your mom
you are my senpai
cops and robbers
fukuroodaddy
his highness
playing outdoors
trashy logic
kuroo and girls *sigh*
everyone's secrets ( excluding victoria )
the kitchen is on fire
talents
a play on names
beat beat beat
lucky seven
advice from granny
and at that moment
kindergarten is fun
kitkats
nightmares
"you'll never take us alive"
help the salt
dumb ways to die
salty sins
good night ; )
THIS IS A "SPECIAL CHAPTER"
tears are salty
its hurts sos muchs
shameful aaa
what if
dying words
make us free na splash kasaneta
it started with a truth omg
invasion of corn and cheese
do as the grocers do
midnight cravings
if haikyuu had wattpad
bears and tents
tet's mother
random moments
hashire striding hurry ano goal
seven minutes in hell-- i mean HEAVEN ( karasuno )
Note
oikawa's troubles
*crying in russian*
island princesses ( miracle update )
qassim
ummm what's this
bloody nurse
anime
facebook
2012
high quality
7+1
emojis
bungo stray crows
neglected stuff
behind bars
after death
HQ Bios #1; Daichi
HQ Bios #2; Suga
HQ Bios #3; Asahi
the floor is lava
HQ Bios #4; Nishinoya
HQ Bios #5; Tanaka
Happy Birthday Motherf***ers
did it hurt when u fell from heaven
the adventures of nekoma
tick tock
season's greedings
1 AM
new year, new me...
i want your bite
1:00
that one reason
a thousand reasons
kids
friendship
subscribe to t-series
aces
mirror mirror on the closet door
another narcissistic chapter
necc day
officially closed

most cliché thing in here

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By noxiousseraph

Idk if i did this ( but if i remember clearly, i didn't ) before.

It's a zombie apocalypse chapter

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Daichi

- he who gets bitten halfway through it all

- is the character who takes a rlly long time to become a zombie

- makes a noble sacrifice to let everyone escape

Suga

- the tough guy who brings zombies down with a freaking chainsaw

- the guy whose death made you wail for 82529 hours

Asahi

- that certain character who gets on your nerves because they always cry and complain and panick so much

- but then he's the one who 'finishes' it all or in other words, delivers the final blow

- the character who gives away their positions everytime

Noya

- the lead role ( lmao )

Tanaka

- the lead role's best friend who likes the lead role's girl best friend

- is that guy who eventually betrays them but did it for a heroic reason

- and they find out about his reason when he is found dead in a ditch

Ennoshita

- the guy who is silent but takes it very seriously

- is in charge of food, driving, supplies, ammo, weapons, maintenance etc etc

Kageyama

- is the character who was bitten at the beginning that alerted everyone of the oncoming apocalypse

- tries to eat everyone but gets killed by someone against their will

- is the starting trigger for the plot ( lmao )

Hinata

- the one who killed the first zombie and lets himself die in the explosion in the building along with other zombies because of grief

Tsukishima

- the one who separates from everybody else and returns at the end with a really cool gang

- fights off all the zombies and uses grenade after luring all the zombies towards him

- the character that you first hated but then you cried at his death and mourned for 67 weeks

Yamaguchi

- is tsukishima's bitch

. . . What have i done

Oikawa

- the one character they come across on the streets

- the guy who knows something but went mad and dies before he has an opportunity to say something

Iwaizumi

- the mysterious saviour

- rescued almost everyone once when they were in a pinch and died

Kuroo

- the character you really love but then he turns out to be a coward who only cares for his life

- went mad at the final moment shooting bullets at zombies and dying due to falling construction stuff

Kenma

- the brain

Yaku

- the blood in our veins

Lev

- the blood in our veins #2

Bokuto

- the one who trusted the coward so much that he praised him like a saint

- seeing the true colors of his assumed saint later on and goes nuts, snapping and goes on a killing spree later on to be found dead

- actually did suicide

Akaashi

- that one person who knows his way around the city and serves as a walking map for them all

- was bitten in the sewers while he was scouting for enemies and then bam

Ushijima

- the mastermind

Tendou

- he who made it possible

- he did it for his best friend who had mental issues ( ushiwaka )

Goshiki

- the test subject codename Jellyfish

Shirabu

- was the mistress who desperately tried to stop the original best friend but found his attempts in vain and was killed by the test subject

- kind of like that sensei from Ansatsu Kyoushitsu who made Koro-sensei have feelings again lmao so that makes Goshiki our Koro-sensei

Semi

- ushijima's abusive mother

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What the fcuk

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