Karasuno: *sitting in a circle playing truth or dare lol*
Tsukishima: *to suga* You chose 'truth', so tell me; among the people in this circle, who would you fvck, marry and kill?
Everyone else: tsukki what
Suga: ok. Hm. . . I will fvck *gestures at tsukishima* you
Tsukishima: what
Yamaguchi: *gasp*
Tanaka: oh my god i thought he was going to blow up that question was totally inappropriate
Noya: ifkr ryuu
Suga: i will marry *gestures to tsukishima* you
Tsukishima: whAt
Tsukishima: are you cheating on your husband
Daichi: whAT
Hinata: *looks at daichi* what
Daichi: *to hinata* WHAT
Suga: aaand i will kill *looks at kageyama* you
Kageyama: SENPAI BUT WHY
Ennoshita: oh my god ouch
Asahi: suga no
Daichi: suga why
Yamaguchi: *gasps louder*
Kinoshita: shut up enno ur just a substitute
Narita: but we are, too
Narita: and we got less screen time than enno
Noya: lmao kinoshita
Ennoshita: *whistles* burn, baby
Asahi: but- but you can't burn babies, that's illegal!
Tsukishima: asahi what omg
Suga: okay who's next?
Tsukishima: dO YOU MEAN WHO TO KILL NEXT
Kageyama: lmao dumb bum-fvcked saltworm what you thought lmao lmao
Hinata: kageyama what happened to you
Yamaguchi: *gasps so hardcore he swallows a fly* *chokes* ( wtf )
Suga: YAMA, NO
Yamaguchi: *coughs the fly out*
Everyone: . . .
Tsukishima: ew wtf
Yamaguchi: gomen tsukki ahaha *peace sign*
Nishinoya: oh mY LORD RYUU GET MY CAMERA
Tanaka: BUT YUU HAVE NO CAMERA
Asahi: *pokes fly* are you okay
Ennoshita: asahi oh my god
Narita: lol yamaguchi swallowed a fly
Kinoshita: geoooMETRYYYY
Ennoshita: what
Suga: I THOUGHT U WERE GONNA DIE
Yamaguchi: nawh
Yamaguchi: i was made to swallow rotten food and lots of bugs when i was young
Yamaguchi: i was bullied in every school before tsukki--
Tsukishima: ssshHH
Everyone: *waits for it*
Tsukishima: ut up yamaguchi
Yamaguchi: gomen tsukki teehee
Hinata: guys let's continue the gameee
Kageyama: but suga-san why kill me
Tsukishima: and why marry me
Suga: um kageyama lol
Suga: and tsukishima lol
Tsukishima: and why fvck me
Suga: um
Daichi: *thinking man pose*
Noya: lmao daichi-san
Everyone: . . .
Tsukishima: i mean shouldn't it be the other way around
Tsukishima: i bet you can't top
Tsukishima: HAHA
Everyone: YAMAGUCHI WHAT DID YOU DO HE'S TALKATIVE TODAY
Yamaguchi: I DON'T KNOW
Ennoshita: and he's talking too inappropriately
Asahi: is-is-is he on drugs
Tanaka: asahi what
Asahi: did-did he burn babies
Noya: oh lord asahi
Noya: . . .
Noya: wait ur jesus
Hinata: lmao
Kageyama: lmfao
Suga: tsukishima that is impROPEr
Daichi: *gasp*
Everyone: *waits for a fly*
Daichi: what
Everyone: why
Daichi: did suga just mispronounce improper
Daichi: i mean he said imp-ROPE-r
Tanaka: FIFTY SHADES
Noya: FIFTY SHADES OF KOUSHI UFUFUFU
Asahi: r-r-rope? *panicks*
Hinata: *gasp* SENPAI DON'T COMMIT SUICIDE
Kageyama: *thinking* is he going to kill himself after killing me because he feels regret?
Ennoshita: kageyama what are you thinking of?
Kinoshita: mmmiNECRAAAFT
Narita: *slaps hand over kinoshita's mouth*
Suga: tsukishima you can't beat me in thid kind of conversation
Tsukishima: ok mom
Yachi: *enters silently and offers glasses of orange juice*
Everyone: *takes it*
Yachi: *exits with wobbly legs*
Asahi: *thinking* is-is-is-is she okay? Is she sick? Does-does she need the infirmary?
Noya: *starts drinking orange juice*
Tsukishima: so you mean i can't beat you in these conversations because you have so much experience other than watching movies alone?
Noya: *spits out orange juice*
Tanaka: *coughs and spits orange juice too*
Kageyama: *panicks* ThE GYM
Hinata: THE GYm NO NO
Daichi: . . .
Noya: *still stiffling laughter and coughing*
Tanaka: *on the floor, face pressed against the surface*
Asahi: g-g-guys
Ennoshita: *is already outside the room*
Kinoshita: AHAAHA
Narita: *getting the mops*
Daichi: . . .
Kageyama: *using his towel to wipe the floor*
Hinata: *licking the floor*
Kageyama: *looks at hinata*
Kageyama: . . .
Kageyama: mom am i gay
Everyone: *stops all activity* *looks at kageyama*
Hinata: kageyama you're gay?
Oikawa: *opens doors* TOBIO-CHAN HAS FINALLY DISCOVERED HIS TRUE SELF?!
Kiyoko: *pulls oikawa out of the gym and catapults him 897 feet into the air* *thinking* protect hitoka-chan
Noya: KIYOKO-SAAN
Tanaka: WHAT SUPERHUMAN ABILITIES
Asahi: sh-sh-shimizu where did you get a catapult?
Kiyoko: *disappears*
Hinata: *shrugs* GASPU THE GYM *continues to lick the floor*
Kageyama: THE SUN *wipes the floor*
Narita: *gets back with the mops*
Kinoshita: *sleeping*
Suga: *grabs the mops*
Tsukishima: oh well
Yamaguchi: farewell
Tsukishima: . . .
Yamaguchi: rhyme?
Tsukishima: ok then
Daichi: . . .
Daichi: nnnnNNISHINOYA.
Noya: YESSIR
Daichi: TANAKA.
Tanaka: OSssssU
Daichi: CLEAN THIS MESS.
Both: YESSIR RIGHT AWAY *gets mops from suga*
Daichi: AND SUGA.
Suga: aye
Daichi: i never knew you preferred younger men
Suga: what
Everyone: daichi what
Yachi: *thinking* MEN?
Tsukishima: oh my god what chaos i have brought I'm so sad haha bye *is about to exit the gym*
Ennoshita: *shows up out the doors and pushes him tsukki back into the gym and slams the doors*
Yamaguchi: TsssuKi
Asahi: g-g-g-guys
Daichi: then I'm sorry for being old *the bokuto emo mode pose*
Suga: WHAT
Hinata: kageyama whats happening *looks at kageyama with extremely innocent intentions*
Kageyama: mom i think im gay
Nishinoya: *silently laughing*
Tanaka: *hugging Noya silently laughing*
Asahi: g-g-g-g-gUYs
Tsukishima: um, guys?
Tsukishima: . . .
Tsukishima: don't you mean gays?
Asahi: oh
Asahi: well um g-g-gays--
Yamaguchi: tsukki that's bad
Tsukishima: shut up you're gay for me so you have no right to
Yamaguchi: *thinking* SENPAI HAS NOTICED ME
Noya: OMG DAICHI-SAN KAGEYAMA HERE IS FOLLOWING YOUR EXAMPLE HAHA
Tanaka: NOYA SSSH LET'S DO CLEANING DUTY OK HAHA
Noya: LOL OK RYUU
Daichi: but what did i do wrong to make you cheat on me?
Suga: cheat on you? Daichi what
Kageyama: MOM
Daichi: WHY DID YOU DITCH ME FOR SALT?!
Tsukishima: EXCUSE ME?
Tsukishima: MISTER I AM NOT SALT
Suga: tsukishima don't talk back to your dad like that!
Tsukishima: ok mom
Tsukishima: . . . Wait
Tsukishima: so if suga is my mom
Tsukishima: oh my god
Daichi: *realizes the same thing*
Daichi: OH MY JESUS
Everyone: OH MY J--
Asahi: GGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Everyone: *shuts up* *looks at asahi* What
Asahi: GAYS THE TOASTER IS ON FIRE
Hinata: what
Everyone: *panicks* *screaming*
Kageyama: *whispers* im not straight
Hinata: *winks at kageyama* i knew that before you did tobio
( ok what is this chapter literally what )
( this is the first chapter to get past 1050 words )
( this is simply crazy )