haikyuu headcanons

By noxiousseraph

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i wrote this as a deluded 14 year old who thought i was important. read if you will but don't let it determin... More

dance dance revolution
musical instruments
bye super cow
killing stalking--//slapped
. . . croak
wiggle wiggle
NYAni the fuc
no volleyball
childhood lovers--//kicked
frozen owl
house of horrors ( literally )
poor mama
rain dance
how to wrek your mom
ah, young love
flower girl (?)
books
kingly doodles
ennoshita's secret ( not victoria's )
opera anyone?
bdsm
karate and dreams
no need
booze-o ( get it booze-o and bozo //slapped )
sing for me my angels of music
when your order comes last
love your mom
you are my senpai
cops and robbers
fukuroodaddy
his highness
playing outdoors
trashy logic
kuroo and girls *sigh*
everyone's secrets ( excluding victoria )
the kitchen is on fire
talents
a play on names
beat beat beat
lucky seven
advice from granny
and at that moment
kindergarten is fun
kitkats
nightmares
"you'll never take us alive"
help the salt
dumb ways to die
salty sins
good night ; )
tears are salty
its hurts sos muchs
shameful aaa
what if
dying words
make us free na splash kasaneta
it started with a truth omg
invasion of corn and cheese
do as the grocers do
midnight cravings
most clichΓ© thing in here
if haikyuu had wattpad
bears and tents
tet's mother
random moments
hashire striding hurry ano goal
seven minutes in hell-- i mean HEAVEN ( karasuno )
Note
oikawa's troubles
*crying in russian*
island princesses ( miracle update )
qassim
ummm what's this
bloody nurse
anime
facebook
2012
high quality
7+1
emojis
bungo stray crows
neglected stuff
behind bars
after death
HQ Bios #1; Daichi
HQ Bios #2; Suga
HQ Bios #3; Asahi
the floor is lava
HQ Bios #4; Nishinoya
HQ Bios #5; Tanaka
Happy Birthday Motherf***ers
did it hurt when u fell from heaven
the adventures of nekoma
tick tock
season's greedings
1 AM
new year, new me...
i want your bite
1:00
that one reason
a thousand reasons
kids
friendship
subscribe to t-series
aces
mirror mirror on the closet door
another narcissistic chapter
necc day
officially closed

THIS IS A "SPECIAL CHAPTER"

466 14 10
By noxiousseraph

So I decided to post this here as a 50-chapter special because why not? Everybody does that LOLOLOL. This originally was in my old random book but then I deleted it so buh-bye. Good thing I had this on my documents. RIP. Originally an AoT crack thing for that ship book in my works, they're basically just singing Unravel from Tokyo Ghoul ( idk i like the song ) but the best part is going to be seen by your imagination. *wink wink* This is nothing but something meant to be rlly humorous tho. Do NOT take it seriously. Do NOT. *wink*

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Kuroo Tetsurou: *dramatically looking down on right side* *sitting on the floor, leaning on gym wall surrounded by volleyballs* Oshiete, oshiete yo (suits him)

Yamaguchi Tadashi: *on a chair doing the Thinking Man pose inside a black and white court* Sono *opens eyes* shikumi wo (rip)

Kozume Kenma: *slowly opening eyes with a hand on his chest like feeling he's his heart (a glowing volleyball) while he sings* Boku no naka ni (NO)

Tsukishima Kei: *under the rain in a barren land and looking at the sky dramatically, all drenched in rainwater as images of his brother's humiliating experience flash in the dark sky* Dare ka iru no? (HELP)

Tsukishima: *standing in a void with a pendulum swinging in the background* Kowareta *raises head and looks at 'camera'* Kowareta yo

Kenma: *camera goes to a different angle (back) and shows him standing there with the pendulum still present* Sono *looks up at 'sky'* Sekai de

Yamaguchi: *on the left side of the pendulum thing* Kimi *smiles (IM DED)* ga warau

Kuroo: *on the right* Nani mo *smiles at cam like how yuri did in dat Eros thingy* miezu ni

Lead Guitarist Noya: *badass playing*

Bassist Yaku: *i may be smol but i can bass*

Drummer Asahi: *looks like Bob Marley*

Pianist Lev: *long armssss*

Kenma: *arms outstretched like forming a letter 'T'* Kowareta *lightning fast puts arms in an overhead position* boku nante sa *lowers right arm gracefully* Iki wo tome- *head snaps to right where the camera is* -te

Kuroo: *walking in a house of mirrors with slave cuffs on his neck* Hodokenai *stops infront of one mirror and puts hand on the surface slowly as he sings* Mou, hodokenai yo *looks up with hair effect* Shinjitsu sae

Tsukishima: *a rlly short frame duration that zooms in fast on his closed eye and it opens as he says;* FREEZE

Yamaguchi: *running in a void kind of atmosphere* Kowaseru, kowasenai *gets stabbed by a sword of an invisible wielder* Kurueru, kuruenai *shatters like glass and shards float into the sky like petals*

All of 'em: *facing the camera, slowly raising hands forming a gun (like ur hand-gun when u were children) * Anata wo mitsuke- *winks* -te *'shoots' at the screen with the 'guns' and camera goes black*

Yamaguchi: Yurete *combs wet hair up using fingers* Yuganda sekai ni *swishes hand away to make water droplets fly n camera zooms in on his face* Dandan boku wa

Kuroo: *pulls necktie off* Suki tou tte *shows a clip of him sitting on a sofa, wine glass in hand while a candle burns beside him in a table* Mienaku natte

Kenma: *walking out of a burning building without any difficulty* Mitsukenai de *looks up slowly at the sky while he is singing and the camera zooms in on his face, though not quite too close* Boku no koto wo *something behind him explodes* Mitsumenai de

Tsukishima: *slashes at 'camera' and the whole screen goes red, then clears up again to show a clip of him standing on top of a pile of corpses with battered armor from behind* Dareka ga egaita *cam revolves around him and shows his face* Sekai no naka de *hears a creaking sound and looks behind him* anata wo kizutsuke *parries a blow from a shadow opponent* Taku wa nai yo

Kuroo and Yamaguchi: *each of them on either side of a glass surface, as if it's a mirror as they both have perfect synchronization and they're slowly shattering* Oboete ite *eyes open*

Tsukishima and Kenma: *same format, though they are leaning their backs against the glass surface and tired looks on their faces* Boku no koto wo *the glass shatters*

All of 'em: *only upper bodies visible on cam and they have their back turned towards it bc they face forward while singing* Azayakana mama

Instrumentalists: *playing on top of a HeliPad and the cam just revolves around them in a badass way*

Kenma: *side view face with a flat expression on the right side of the screen* Mugen ni hirogaru *tear falls from visible eye but still stoic expression* Kodoku ga karamaru

Yamaguchi: *side view of face with a bitterly happy expression on the left side of the screen* Mujaki ni waratta *tear falls from visible eye but he still smiling* Kioku ga sasatte

Kuroo: *struggling to break free from chains with a really damaged background and appearance and all* Ugokenai, ugokenai, ugokenai, ugokenai, ugokenai, ugoke-- *chains break and shatter, floating away to the sides as the clip goes in slow mo* --nai yo

Tsukishima: *top view, cam zooms out from his face and wings of a crow fill the screen as he does le scream* UNRAVELLING THE WORLD

Instrumentalists: *playing on top of a random, crumbling skyscraper with the atmosphere similar to that of when a zombie apocalypse happens in movies like have u watched Nickelback's "Hero" but except the apocalypse thing*

Kuroo: *raising a stemless red rose to eye level slowly while singing* Kawatte shimatta *eyes (only) dart towards camera as petals crumble to dust and fall to the ground* Kaerarena katta

Yamaguchi: *plucking a blue rose from the bush and draws it closer to his face as he sings* Futatsu ga karamaru *petals burn up in blue flames and he smiles as if accepting the fate* Futari ga horobiru

Kenma: *walking on a school rooftop's border (outside that wire barrier thing while holding a stemless white rose in hand* Kowaseru, kowasenai *petals of the white rose make a swirling pattern as they float to the sky and he closes his eyes* Kurueru, kuruenai

Tsukishima: *reaching out to a black rose* Anata wo *rose gets swallowed up by darkness and he's left alone in the void* yogose-- *falls to the ground* --nai yo

Instrumentalists: *just a rlly short clip with each of them doing a few tricks on their instruments*

Tsukishima: *still on the ground, but now on a cobblestone floor while it's raining* Yurete yu-- *looks up* --ganda sekai ni *rain becomes blood rain and shadows appear behind him* dandan boku wa

Kuroo: *spins on his heels to face cam in a pure black backdrop* Suki tou tte *hands start grabbing him from behind, holding face and arms but he is still smiling peacefully* Mienaku natte

Yamaguchi: *on a dark cliff wearing a rlly large, ruined cloak, covering his ears while crying, eyes closed* Mitsukenai de *some apparition hugs him from behind* Boku no *opens eyes slowly* Koto wo *lowers arms and hangs head*

All of them but no images, just a black space but flashes of their murder scenes appear: Mitsumenai de

Kenma: *still standing on that part of a school rooftop as if he gonna jump and wind whips his clothes* Dareka ga shikunda *frowns* Kodoku na wana ni

Kuroo: *walking towards an ominous, dead oak tree like a witches' tree* Mirai ga hodokete *black cat crosses and his eyes follow it* Shimau mae ni

Yamaguchi: *walking in a dungeon with arms chained together and the suitable clothes for a slave he wears* Omoidashite *looks behind him and sees nothing* Boku no koto wo

Tsukishima: *glass shattering all around him but the shards never hit him tho it's chaos* Azayakana mama *cam zooms in on his right eye and the glass on his glasses shatter but remain there like go watch season 1 of AoT and observe every clip where hanji is present*

Kenma: *standing wid casual clothes on a train station wid rain* Wasurenai de

Kuroo: *sitting in a café and looks out the window wid rain* Wasurenai de

Yamaguchi: *lying down on the floor with pills and bottles in a dark room* Wasurenai de

Tsukishima: *hanging by chains in some kind of medieval prison* Wasurenai de

Instrumentalists: *playing rlly briefly and the cam's glass shatters*

Kuroo and Yamaguchi: *falling down from the sky rapidly like how shiro and sora fell in ngnl but head first* Kawatte shimatta koto ni Paralyze *before they hit the ground, they go up in harry potter-ish green flames*

Kenma and Tsukishima: *same format* Kaerarenai koto dake no Paradise *before they hit the ground, they go up in no game no life-ish purple flames*

All of 'em: Oboite ite *just a random life and death fighting scene against minotaurs like, an anime random fight scene wid no specific stuff* Boku no koto wo *screen goes black*

Instrumentalists: *slowly appear as the screen regains color* *playing the instruments with greatest feelings while crying idk why*

Kuroo: *just appears in a black and white court surrounded by volleyballs* *crying red tears but peaceful face* Oshiete

Yamaguchi: *appears in a chair doing the Thinking Man pose inside a black and white court* *crying blue tears and same format* Oshiete

Kenma: *appears in a white backdrop, holding a hand to his chest like feeling his heart* *crying white, not clear, tears and same format* Boku no naka ni

Tsukishima: *appears under a black sky in a barren land but no rain now, rlly drenched* *crying black tears and same format* Dare ka iru no?

-end-

Note: Kuroo was originally Kageyama but how unfair is it to have only one Nekoma?

. . .

BYE.

(If you read fast enough, try playing the music while reading this. I tried it and that way it was "BEAUTIFUL") (*laughs head off in the backstage*)

But yeaaah. I never thought this thing I started making bc of my everyday life ( weeell long explanation needed ) would get past 5 views and get more than 5 chapters so okie. *praises a statue of iwa*

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