haikyuu headcanons

By noxiousseraph

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i wrote this as a deluded 14 year old who thought i was important. read if you will but don't let it determin... More

dance dance revolution
musical instruments
bye super cow
killing stalking--//slapped
. . . croak
wiggle wiggle
NYAni the fuc
no volleyball
childhood lovers--//kicked
frozen owl
house of horrors ( literally )
poor mama
rain dance
how to wrek your mom
ah, young love
flower girl (?)
books
kingly doodles
ennoshita's secret ( not victoria's )
opera anyone?
bdsm
karate and dreams
no need
booze-o ( get it booze-o and bozo //slapped )
sing for me my angels of music
when your order comes last
love your mom
you are my senpai
cops and robbers
fukuroodaddy
his highness
trashy logic
kuroo and girls *sigh*
everyone's secrets ( excluding victoria )
the kitchen is on fire
talents
a play on names
beat beat beat
lucky seven
advice from granny
and at that moment
kindergarten is fun
kitkats
nightmares
"you'll never take us alive"
help the salt
dumb ways to die
salty sins
good night ; )
THIS IS A "SPECIAL CHAPTER"
tears are salty
its hurts sos muchs
shameful aaa
what if
dying words
make us free na splash kasaneta
it started with a truth omg
invasion of corn and cheese
do as the grocers do
midnight cravings
most cliché thing in here
if haikyuu had wattpad
bears and tents
tet's mother
random moments
hashire striding hurry ano goal
seven minutes in hell-- i mean HEAVEN ( karasuno )
Note
oikawa's troubles
*crying in russian*
island princesses ( miracle update )
qassim
ummm what's this
bloody nurse
anime
facebook
2012
high quality
7+1
emojis
bungo stray crows
neglected stuff
behind bars
after death
HQ Bios #1; Daichi
HQ Bios #2; Suga
HQ Bios #3; Asahi
the floor is lava
HQ Bios #4; Nishinoya
HQ Bios #5; Tanaka
Happy Birthday Motherf***ers
did it hurt when u fell from heaven
the adventures of nekoma
tick tock
season's greedings
1 AM
new year, new me...
i want your bite
1:00
that one reason
a thousand reasons
kids
friendship
subscribe to t-series
aces
mirror mirror on the closet door
another narcissistic chapter
necc day
officially closed

playing outdoors

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By noxiousseraph

PLAYING OUTDOORS (Beach Volleyball or Somethin')

Daichi:
"Children, this is a good experience. You shall let yourselves be exposed to sunlight."

Sugawara:
"Daichi's right. You should-- OH MY GOD I SMELL BARBECUE"

Asahi:
*looks at arms* *looks at hands* ... *sighs* *looks at legs* "Am I gonna get burnt alive?"

Nishinoya:
"AHHHHH MY EYES THE SUN IS STABBING MY EYE-- *sees volleyball* ohhHhhHHH ROLLING THUNDERRRRR!"

Tanaka:
*is thinking he will look like Obama after the game*

Ennoshita:
*chicken sounds*

Narita:
*resting under a parasol eating shaved ice and cheering because he is a good citizen*

Kinoshita:
*phone runs out of battery* ... *shakes phone* ... *burries phone in sand* ... IT'S NOT WORKING

Kageyama:
"Isawoikawasanplayingbeachvolleyballonetimeiwannadothattopleaseletmeserveandset"
(I had to, now decipher)

Hinata:
"The sun is so beautiful omg ahhh i wanna hug the sun it's so bright it gives me warmth i love the sun"

Tsukishima:
"Stahp flattering yourself #10--"*gets hit on the face with a volleyball*

Yamaguchi:
"TSUKKI"

Oikawa:
*hairflips* tosses* *hairflips* *receives* *hairflips* Iwa-chan-- *trips*

Iwaizumi:
"Burn in hell shittykawa"

Matsukawa:
"Should we make a meme about this epic moment of Oikawa's tho"

Hanamaki:
"R we allowed to draw a dick using sunscreen on Oikawa's back"

Kyoutani:
"Grrrr" *sees food* "meow"
(Wait wat)

Watari:
*also thinking if he will look like obama*

Kuroo:
*posing* *posing here and there* "look at me i feel sexy and ffffreeeee--" *falls off the chair*

Kenma:
*playing psp ofc* *sees kuroo* AAAAAAVEEEE MARIIIIIAAAAA *writes it on the diary while singing*

Yaku:
"Yakult everyday, everyday okay--" *whistles* *goes to the playing area and is holding an umbrella*

Lev:
"Senpai suck my ass we'll be together"
*slips* "SENPAI SUCK MY ASS WE'LL BE TOGETHER"

Taketora:
*thanks the Yato god that he has a strip of yellow hair on his head so as not to look like obama because that would cause a commotion*

Innouka:
*eating ice cream and shaved ice and drinking iced drinks because rk*

Akaashi:
*singing "your body" silently while looking at Bokuto*

Bokuto:
*takes shirt off* I FEEL SEXY AND-- *sees kuroo* OH MY GOD BRO ARE YOU OKAY

Terushima:
I WANT TO BECOME CHOCOLATE *running around the beach* *dives into the water* Oh no i will melt now

Ushijima:
*wearing shades and a bowtie without a top* "I AM CLASSIC GENTLEMAN" *spikes* "I AM" *ball doesn't bounce back up bc sand* *secretly sulking*

Tendou:
"FUCK YOU WAKATOSHI-KUN Imeanfuckme" *blocks* "that was for you Wakatoshi-kun"

Shirabu:
*tosses* *bangs fly in all directions wid sweat because the sun*

Goshiki:
"I AM THE ACE" *gets stung by a jellyfish*

Semi:
*walking with an umbrella wearing a two-piece female bikini and eating an ice popsicle but then steps on a child's sandcastle*

Kawanishi:
*sleeping burried under the sand and doesn't care if he gets hit by the volleyball because he sleeps like a log*

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