A/N: Umm I just typed in "What do you do" into google and it suggested "What do you do with a dead chemist?" I'm really concerned right now... Also, this is the very last Time Waster. AGHDERFRIGSTHAE.... I'm kind of sad. :P
I just finished editing all these, finally. :D I don't know if you can dedicate it to more than one person, but I dedicated it to a reader from MDW. But not Sal, she's not cool enough. Muaha, I'm a jerk :P)
--Time Waster # 48--
*LATER THAT NIGHT - AFTER ALL THE PROPOSAL CRAP*
Cami & Sal: *Are sitting across from each other on couches, eating delicious frozen yogurt*.
Sal: *Is playing with her ring, while sporting a goofy grin*.
Cami: If you don't stop that and finish your yogurt, I'll finish it for you.
Sal: *Immediately stops and narrows her eyes at Cami* Touch my yogurt, and you die.
Cami: *Rolls her eyes* And she calls me theatrical.
Sal: *Squeals* I can't believe I'm engaged!
Cami: Me neither.
Sal: Hey!
Cami: You said it! Does that not give me permission to agree?
Sal: No, it doesn't.
Cami: *Shrugs and takes the last bite of her yogurt* Whatever. Did you tell your family yet?
Sal: Yeah, my mom's almost more excited than I am. Mason already knew, remember? So he's probably harrassing Alfred as we speak, and Drew's just suprised it's actually happening.
Cami: Awh, Drew's so adorable.
Sal: It's not a "cute" surprised, Cam. He wouldn't stop saying, "Who would want to marry you!" Little snot. -.-.
Cami: *Smiles*.
Sal: Anyway, I have to get going. My grandma's coming to take me out to Steak & Shake in a couple of hours and I need to go home and get ready.
Cami: Awh, can I come?
Sal: So you can listen to her insult me all through dinner? Not a chance.
Cami: I meant for the food.. Your grandma being mean to you is just a bonus.
Sal: No. >_<
Sal: Bye. *Leaves*.
Cami: *Sighs* What now?
*LIGHT BULB DINGS ABOVE CAMI'S HEAD*
Cami: *Smiles mischeviously, then looks up at the floating light bulb and starts swatting at it* Stupid light blubs. >_<
*LATER - AT ALFRED'S HOUSE*
Cami: *Barges into the house* Alright blondie, I'm bored and lonely so I need someone to terrorize.
Alfred: I'm not blonde...
Cami: And I'm not an avian-human hybrid, but do you see me complaining?
Alfred: You do everytime you see someone reading a Maximum Ride book.
Cami: Oh shush!
Alfred: So, why are you here?
Cami: I already told you.
Alfred: Right, but why not bug our other friends?
Cami: The only person I want to bug right now is in London. Sal's getting ready to leave for dinner with her gram, I can't go to Cheyenne's - you already know why, and Zack... He's just Zack.
Alfred: *Nods* Fair enough. So what do you want to do?
Cami: Hm. Let's take a cooking class!
Alfred: You sure?
Cami: Yes. -.-
*AT COOKING CLASS*
Alfred: How did you get us in here on such short notice?
Cami: I dated her son John when I was nine.
Alfred: Nine? Geez, someone started early.
Cami: Shut up, it didn't really count. The only "romantic" thing we ever did was make each other cookies out of play dough.
Alfred: That's probably the only "romantic" thing you've ever done in your whole life.
Cami: Alfred, shut your mouth and hand me the sugar, would you?
Miss Apples: Alright, class. My name is Miss Apples, I'm your instructor. Today I'll be teaching you how to make chocolate chip cookies.
Alfred: *Whispers to Cami* You dated a kid with the last name Apples?
Cami: *Whispers back* No! He went by his father's last name.
Alfred: Oh.
Cami: I dated a kid with the last name Silvers.
Alfred: Silvers? First name John, last name Silvers?
Cami: Mhm.
Alfred: Is he by chance the son of Long John Silvers?
Cami: If you're going to make crappy jokes, I'll Superman-Punch you out a window.
Alfred: Fine, fine.
*AT STEAK & SHAKE - WITH SAL AND HER GRANDMA*
Sal's Grandma: So Sally--
Sal: It's not my fault!
S.G.: What isn't?
Sal: Oh. I thought you were accusing me of something.
S.G.: No...
Sal: My apologies. Force of habit, I guess.
S.G.: *Sighs* So you and Alfred are engaged.
Sal: Yup.
S.G.: He's a sweet boy.
Sal: Oh grandma, don't be mean! He's just an Alfred!
S.G.: o_O
Sal: Oh. Um, yes he is. Is everything okay?
S.G.: I think I should be asking you that..
Sal: Why are you being so kind then?
S.G.: I'm always kind.
Sal: *Chokes on her chocolate shake* Um, sure grams.. Sure.
S.G.: I asked you to dinner today, because your mother tells me you're moving out of state for college.
Sal: Yeah I am.
S.G.: Right, well then this would be my only time to talk to you.
Sal: About what?
S.G.: Nothing in particular. I just wanted to tell you that I'm very proud of you.
Sal: *Spits out her chocolate shake at a passing waiter*.
Waiter: Seriously??
Sal: I'm so sorry...
Waiter: *Rolls his eyes and walks away*.
Sal: *Wipes her mouth on a napkin* Well, um... Thank you?
S.G.: *Smiles* Well, you've acheived a lot. Graduating, getting into college, getting engaged to what I hope is your soul mate.
Sal: Yeah well, you're the only person who hasn't told me their coming to my divorce hearing dressed as something from Sesame Street.
S.G.: *Raises an eyebrow*.
Sal: I'm have a lot of weird friends...
S.G.: *Nods* Well, I doubt there will be a divorce hearing, as long as Alfred has agreed to follow my rules in the email I sent him.
Sal: Wait, what?
S.G.: Well, we should get going.
Sal: Email?
S.G.: Your mother is expecting us home so we can load the car for tomorrow.
Sal: What email?
S.G.: Waiter, can we get the check please?
Sal: What did you say, woman!?
*WITH ALFRED AND CAMI*
Cami & Alfred: *Are forcefully shoved out of the building and go tumbling down the steps; both are coughing and covered in exploded food and ash*.
Miss Apples: AND STAY OUT!!
Cami: *Helps Alfred up* Well that was rude.
Alfred: I know! Like it's our fault we accidentally started a fire in the oven.
Cami: I know! Those things are old anyway, they really need new ones that don't have problems.
Alfred: Yeah. Maybe ones that don't make food explode.
Cami: Exactly. Or maybe she needs a new recipe, because last time I checked, you don't put C4 in a batch of cookies!
Alfred: Wait, C4?
Cami: *Brushes ash off her jeans* Yes.
Alfred: Cam, I think you read it wrong.
Cami: What? No. C4 butter, if you wanted a bigger batch to take some home.
Alfred: Noooo. It said 4 c. butter. Four cups of butter!
Cami: Ohhh. That's a lot of butter.
Alfred: Why did you even have C4 on you in the first place!?
Cami: I think the real question to be asked here, Alfred, is why not have C4?
Alfred: *Looks at Cami with a WTF expression*.
*THE NEXT MORNING - AT CAMI'S HOUSE - CAMI, SAL, AND ALFRED'S FAMILIES ARE ALL TOGETHER*
Sal: So we just thought it would be better if the two of us got an apartment together out there, instead of being in dorms at seperate colleges.
S.M.: That's fine. It makes sense, being engaged and whatnot.
Cami: So I'm going to be in a dorm without you!? Unbelievable. First my boyfriend leaves me, and now my best friend.
Alfred: What about me?
Cami: Sorry, and my punching bag.
Alfred: -.-
Sal: Sorry, Cami.
C.M.: Don't mind her, she's just being a drama queen again. *Playfully shoves Cami*.
Cami: -.- Everybody hates me.
Doris: Pretty much.
Cami: Want me to back over you with the car?
Doris: Mommy!
C.M.: *Sighs*.
S.M.: Have you two already picked out an apartment?
Alfred: Yes. :)
Sal: It's awesome.
S.M.: Good, we'll help Cami unpack first and then we'll all head over to see the new apartment.
Sal: Sounds good.
S.M.: Say goodbye to your siblings then. The older kids will keep an eye on the younger ones, right?
Kaydie: Right.
Cami & Sal: *Go around hugging their family members and saying their goodbyes*.
Sal: *Hugs Ben* I'm gonna miss you, big bro.
Cami: Sally!
Ben & Sal: *Laugh*.
Cami: *Rolls her eyes*.
Sal: Come here, Drew. You have to hug me, even if you hate me.
Drew: Well, I don't hate you.
Sal: Sure you don't. :) *Hugs Drew*.
Cami & Doris: *Are standing next to each other with their arms crossed, occasionally glancing at each other and quickly looking away*.
Doris: We should probably hug.
Cami: Yeah, just so Drew and Sal don't look like the more mature siblings out of the four of us.
Doris: Yeah.
Cami & Doris: *Quickly hug and move away from each other*.
Doris: Now I'm supposed to say I love you.
Cami: I guess I'm supposed to say I love you, too. And I'll miss you.
Doris: I also have to say good luck.
Cami: And I'll thank you for that.
Doris: *Nods once in approval*.
C.M.: Alright kids, let's go. Sal's mom and I will drive you three there.
Alfred: *Finishes up saying goodbye to his family and gets in the car*.
Cami & Sal: *Do the same*.
Sal: See you for the holidays!
All families: *Wave goodbye*.
*IN THE CAR*
Cami: Alright, someone hand me the goodie bag.
Sal: This van is stuffy.
Cami: Well maybe if you and Alfred didn't have so much stuff--
Alfred: You have more than both of us combined!
Cami: Oh puh-lease. Who's Justin Bieber cardboard cut out is that?
Alfred: *Stays silent*.
Cami: Exactly, and it's taking up a whole freaking seat.
Sal: Wait, I thought that was Cami's...
Alfred: No.
Sal: He's not sharing a room with us.
Cami: Hey, where can I get one?
Alfred: Oh, I ordered it online. I'll show you the website.
Cami: Sweet.
Sal: *Face palms*.
THE END. . . For now. ;)
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(A/N: Oh my gosh, they're over. I think I'm about to cry... just a little bit. *Le sigh* I have no life now. Okay, I'll quit being a drama queen. Byee.)