(A/N: I'm really sorry it's taken me so long to get this up. I thought I had the next one ready to be updated. Turns out I forgot that I left off in a hospital, so it's been fixed. Anyway, hope you enjoy! I'm sorry I dropped you at a cliff hanger and haven't updated since then. One last IMPORTANT thing: There is somewhat of a major skip in here. I'm skipping ahead by 1 year because it's getting close to being time to end this bad boy. *Wipes away a tear* My baby. All grown up. Jeez, is this how other weird writers are when their story is coming to an end? Alright, moving on to the chapter.)
--Time Waster # 44--
Sal: Why didn't you tell us you were having twins??
Sophia: *Glares at Sal* I WOULD HAVE IF I'D KNOWN!!
Sal: *Whistles* Okay Sophia. Chill out.
Sophia: WHAT. WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME!?
Cami: *Grabs Sal's arm* We'll be waiting outside!! *Yanks Sal out of the room*.
Sal: What's the matter?
Cami: "What's the matter?" Seriously!? Stop arguing with the lady giving birth! She's mean when she's in labor!
Sal: Okay, fine. Sorry.
*FIFTEEN MINUTES LATER*
Ben: *Sticks his head out the door* GUYS! Come on in!
Cami & Sal: *Get up from their spot on the floor where they were previously playing Patty Cake and run into the room*.
Sal: Oh my gosh!
Cami: What? Does it have a beard!?
Cheyenne: o_O A beard? Why would you ask that?
Cami: That happened to my friend's aunt one time.
Cheyenne: ... No comment.
Cami: *Shrugs*.
Sal: Such a cute baby girl!
Cami: Awh! What're you guys gonna name them?
Sophia: Taylor and Tyler.
Sal: Wow. That shouldn't get confusing.
Cheyenne: *Elbows Sal and hisses under her breath* Shut up.
Sal: *Whispers* Sorry...
Sophia: Well, we thought it would be cute.
Cami: It is.
Darren: We'll leave you guys to kinda celebrate and rest.
Ben: Thanks. See you guys later.
Everyone but Ben & Sophia: Bye! :D
*LATER THAT NIGHT - WITH THE GIRLS IN SAL'S LIVING ROOM*
Cami: I'm so tired. *Tosses her pillow on the air mattress and flops down*.
Sal: So am I. *Gets in bed and snuggles up to her brown teddy bear*.
Cami: Good night, Sally.
Sal: Call me that again and I'll strangle you.
Cami: Love you, too...
*ONE YEAR LATER - IN MAY - IN SAL'S BACKYARD*
Sal: *Is relaxing on a lounge chair whilst sipping lemonade* Ahh. This is the life.
Cami: *Walks up and snatches Sal's sunglasses off her face* And just where have you been, missy?
Sal: *Looks up at a ticked-looking Cami* Well mom, in case you haven't noticed, I've been out here all day with my cat, Einstein. *Motions to a cat who is laying in a lounge chair beside her with mini sunglasses on and a tanning mirror thing in front of him*.
Cami: *Raises an eyebrow*.
Sal: Einstein, say hello to Cami.
Einstein: *Looks at Cami, meows, and looks back at his mirror*.
Cami: Okay then... Well, we've been waiting for you all day. All four of us were supposed to meet up at the park an hour ago, remember?
Sal: That was today!?
Cami: Yes! Now are you coming or not?
Sal: *Sighs* I guess. But I'm bringing Einstein, okay?
Cami: Um, okay.
*AT THE PARK*
Darren: Well look who finally showed up.
Sal: I was busy, alright?
Cami: Pfft. "Busy" my as--
Sal: ANYWAY!
Alfred: Hey, whose cat is that?
Einstein: *Trots up to Alfred and rubs against his legs*.
Alfred: Awh! He's so cute! *Pets Einstein's head*.
Sal: That's my cat, Einstein.
Alfred: Why'd you name him Einstein?
Sal: Because he's a super-genius kitty, that's why!
Alfred: *Raises an eyebrow*.
Sal: *Mumbles* And because I can...
Cami: *Rolls her eyes* Let's get down to business, shall we?
Sal: *Starts singing* Let's get down to business, to defeat the Huns. Did they send me daughters, when I asked for sons? You're the saddest bunch I ever met. And you can bet, before we're through, Mister I'll make a man out of you!
Alfred, Darren, & Cami: *Are staring at Sal*.
Einstein: *Stands up on his hind legs and applauds*.
Alfred: *Sees Einstein and gasps* What the--
Cami: Can't we just do one thing without you bursting into song!?
Alfred: Hey! One Thing is a song by One Direction!
Sal: Alfred! Stop fangirling!
Alfred: I wasn--
Sal: *Ignores Alfred and waves her hand at Cami* Fine, fine. I'll quit singing. Go on.
Alfred: *Whispers to Darren* Why do people keep cutting me off??
Darren: *Shrugs*.
Cami: *Sighs* Alright... Oh, where was I!?
Darren: Our business mission.
Cami: Right. Well you know how we're always committing crimes and such.
Sal: Of course.
Cami: Well Alfred suggested it was time for us to start doing some good.
Sal: Mmm, I don't know... I'm a little hesitant.
Cami: Sal!
Sal: Alright, fine! I'll do this little "good deed" thing. But it'll cost you.
Alfred: Sal, a good deed should be done out of the kindness of your heart, not the kindness of Cami's wallet.
Sal: I think I'll leave that answer to Cami...
Cami: I'm not paying you!
Sal: Hmph. Fine!
Cami: *Rolls her eyes*.
Sal: So what's this "good deed"?
Cami: We don't know yet. We were just planning on walking around until we found someone in need of help.
Sal: Well that sounds time-consuming and boring, but alright.
*THREE HOURS LATER*
Sal: *Whines* Cami! I'm bored! No one's calling for help.
Cami: Quit complaining and be patient.
Sal: Be patient!? It's been three hours!
Cami: Alright, fine. *Hands Sal a pack of matches* Go play.
Sal: :D THANKS, CAMI!
Cami: *Waves a hand, not paying any attention to Sal* Yeah, yeah.
Sal: *Runs off*.
Darren & Alfred: *Walk up to Cami*.
Alfred: We're back. The hot dog cart had flies buzzing all over it. *Shudders*.
Cami: Awh. So you guys didn't bring back food? You suck, Alfred.
Alfred: What!? Why me!?
Cami: Well I'm not going to tell that hottie next to you that he sucks! That's just outrageous!
Darren: *Smirks* Ha-ha!
Alfred: Shut up, that's just one person's opinion.
Group of Girls: *Walk by and spot Darren* Oh my gosh! He's so hot!
Cami: GO AWAY BEFORE I BACK OVER YOU ALL WITH MY UNCLE'S SEMI!
G.O.G: *Run away*.
Darren: *Looks at Alfred and raises an eyebrow*.
Alfred: You and your ego can go to hel--
Cami: Guys! Did you hear that?
Darren: What?
*TWO FIRE TRUCKS, TWO AMBULANCES, AND A COP CAR ZOOMS BY*
Alfred: Hey, where is Sal?
Cami: ... *Gasps* :o
Alfred: What?
Cami: Uh oh...
Darren: Cami, what did you do?
Cami: Nothing! I just gave her some matches and-- oh shizz. O_O
Alfred & Darren: Cami!
Cami: Well she was wining! What else was I supposed to do!?
Darren: Ignore her?
Cami: You obviously don't know Sal.
Alfred: No, you simply have no patience.
Cami: *Flips Alfred the bird*.
Darren: Alright you two, let's go find that evil arsonist.
Cami, Darren, & Alfred: *Run in the direction of the emergency vehicles*.
*FIVE MINUTES LATER*
Cami: Found her! *Points to a burning building*.
Sal: No! I will not let you put out my precious fire!!!
Cami: SAL! THERE ARE PEOPLE IN THERE!
Darren: At least now we can do our good deed.
Cami: *Turns to Darren* It's not a good deed if she's the one who started the fire!
Alfred: Yeah, and I'd rather leave this one to the firemen. I don't want to go into a burning building, especially one that Sal is in.
Sal: BURN! BURN BABY BURN! *Psychotic laughing*.
Cami: Looks like we've lost her. There's no longer any hope for her! Too bad, such a shame. Let's go! *Starts to walk back home*.
Darren: Cami! *Grabs Cami's arm and pulls her back* Go get your psychotic best friend.
Cami: Awh, do I have to?
Darren: Yes! *Shoves Cami in Sal's direction*.
Cami: *Sulks* Fine. SAL!
Sal: NO!
Fireman: *Tackles Sal to the ground* I GOT THE ARSONIST!
Cami: *Groans* I can never catch a break. *Picks up a stick and whacks the fireman over the head, knocking him out* SAL! *Grabs Sal's legs and drags her away*.
Darren: That was effective...
Cami: Yeah, yeah. Let's just get this idiot home.
Sal: NO!! *Tries to get away* MY PRECIOUS!
Cami: SALLY THUNDER! You can either shut up or let me drag you home, or I can knock your butt out and continue to drag you! TAKE. YOUR. PICK.
Sal: *In a small, sad voice* But my precious.
Cami: *Groans in frustration and continues to drag Sal* How about when we get home you can set fire to Doris's doll house?
Sal: Why would I do such a thing to my little sister?
Cami: *Looks at Darren and Alfred* Why haven't we gotten rid of her and chosen a new friend yet?
Darren: Well I'd like to say it's because we all love her, but I think the real reason is we just don't want to break Alfred's little "school girl-like" heart.
Alfred: HEY!
Darren & Cami: *Snicker*.
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