When I finish dizz book I'll probs write another but not like this. Oh, and sorry for not updating as much
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KendallJenner, JMSwag, and Justin969 conversation
Justin969: waddup???
JMSwag: hey dumbass
Justin969: stop talking to urself Jason
KendallJenner: BURNN
JMSwag: wth Kendall that was not even a good comeback
Justin969: yeah it was now shut up Jason
JMSwag: why are u guys so mean to me?
KendallJenner: we're not
JMSwag: yeah u r
Justin969: nu uh
KendallJenner: so there's this guy in my class
JMSwag: NO ONE CARES
KendallJenner: rude
Justin969: go on Kay
KendallJenner: so there's this guy who's just really sassy and spontaneous like no one gets him
JMSwag: aka Justin
Justin969: *Jason
KendallJenner: and I'm pretty sure he's going to ask me out for homecoming and I don't like him so what should I do?
JMSwag: lol why are u asking us?
KendallJenner: cuz you're guys and my friends
Justin969: ask ur other friends
KendallJenner: I did and their ideas were stupid so HELP MEEE
Justin969: like uh say no and be like I'm going w/ some1 else and if he's like pressuring u or something then kick him in the shin
JMSwag: say yes duh
KendallJenner: huh?
Justin969: dude, she said she DOENST LIKE HIM
JMSwag: I'm aware
Justin969: why on earth would she agree then??? U make no sense
KendallJenner: yeah, he'll think I like him and ask me out
JMSwag: I know
KendallJenner: ?
Justin969: ugh just explain ur logic
JMSwag: fine
JMSwag: When that happens, Kendall will be like "nah bitch" and sashay away while singing "u can't touch this"
Justin969: that's stupid
JMSwag: you're stupid
Justin969: am not!!!
KendallJenner: I'll just ask my dad. I think he'll have better ideas than...this
Justin969: Jason just called me stupid!!!
KendallJenner: cool story bro
Justin969: the disrespect is real around here
JMSwag: I'm bored out of my mind helpp
Justin969: I didn't know I was that boring sheesh
JMSwag: I didn't mean it that way, and you're the most entertaining person I know
Justin969: idek if that was a compliment or an insult
JMSwag: u decide 😏
KendallJenner: right now I'm looking at my family's album
JMSwag: u must be really bored
KendallJenner: I actually need some pictures for a project
KendallJenner: what the hell? I did ballet as a little kid?! [pic attached]
Justin969: aww, u looked so cute
JMSwag: ikr, what the hell happened Kendall?
KendallJenner: ...
Justin969: well someone's being awfully sarcastic today. Did something crawl up ur ass???
JMSwag: maybe
JMSwag: gonna explore some new music
Justin969: do something productive like Kendall
JMSwag: haha, good one
JMSwag: ooh "what's cats in the cradle"
KendallJenner: OMG THAT SONG IS SO SAD
JMSwag: eww, it's country
JMSwag: country sucks
Justin969: u suck
JMSwag: yeah, ur dick
KendallJenner: WHOA WHOA WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE?! 😅
KendallJenner: and isn't the song's genre folk music?
JMSwag: it's basically the same thing
KendallJenner: no it isn't
JMSwag: what's the difference?
KendallJenner: idk, look it up!
KendallJenner: why don't u like country music? Like how?
JMSwag: I just don't
Justin969: I like mostly every type of music
JMSwag: NO ONE CARES
Justin969: meanie
KendallJenner: something definitely crawled up your ass today. What's the matter?
JMSwag: nothing. But did anyone see the football game yesterday? IT WAS SICKKK
Justin969: fine, don't tell us what's bothering you
Justin969: I like hockey, let's talk about that
JMSwag: of course u do, you're Canadian
JMSwag: and no, bc I'm not really into hockey
JMSwag: let's just talk about life
Justin969: my life is great
KendallJenner: it's good. Nothing bad has happened to me yet
Justin969: what about meeting Jason?
JMSwag: ha-ha very funny
JMSwag: well, bye losers
Justin969: wth why???
JMSwag: I'm at church [pic attached]
Justin969: OMG DID SOMEONE DIE???
JMSwag: no one died
Justin969: then why the hell are u at church???
JMSwag: why not?
KendallJenner: why is that so strange?
Justin969: cuz he doesn't go to church, and he's suddenly going after years
JMSwag: i just want to give it a try
JMSwag: I'm pretty sure I did my second communion
Justin969: u mean first communion??? And how about ur confirmation???
JMSwag: that's what I meant and no. I'm able to eat the biscuits and drink the wine right?
Justin969: oh my god just stop talking
KendallJenner: biscuits? Im offended
KendallJenner: what's ur story? Why'd u stop going to church?
JMSwag: my mom died a few weeks after I did my first communion and my dad just stopped taking us and yeah
Justin969: oh okay bye, Kendall and I will probably continue to talk tho
JMSwag: bye
KendallJenner: bye
JMSwag has left the conversation