aries: "You really think you can top me? I'd like to see you try."
taurus: "Congratulations."
gemini: "K, bye."
cancer: "Um... okay..."
leo: "Yeah, good luck with that. No really, I'm happy for you!" *spends all of their time trying to beat the other*
virgo: "Cool!"
libra: "Good for you!"
scorpio: "Oh... that's...nice."
sagittarius: "This is relevant how?"
capricorn: "Wow, do you want a medal?"
aquarius: "I don't have time for this."
pisces: "Hmm..."