Aries: someone f*cking get me something to eat right now before I commit murder
Taurus: there is nothing but hunger...what was my life like before this dark time...
Gemini: complains to anyone and everyone around them that they're hungry
Cancer: MY LIFE IS OVER. HELP ME ANYBODY.
Leo: gives a performance on how hungry they are
Virgo: this feeling, stop it now
Libra: walks into kitchen, makes self food. They ain't playing no games
Scorpio: I'm literally reverting to cannibalism
Sagittarius: Decides to cook food why is this taking so long, IM LITERALLY GONNA DIE.
Capricorn: eats the dead person they keep in their closet
Aquarius: texts their friends, asking them to bring food
Pisces: goes to kitchen to get food. Gets distracted by the microwave and dies of starvation.
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My Little Zodiac
RandomA book about the Zodiacs! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Mostly from Tumblr and other social media stuff ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I myself am a libra♎️ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Anyways enjoy the book! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
