Aries: Tried building a fire and got burned alive
Taurus: Stayed too long at the sauna
Gemini: Smashed by a vending machine
Cancer: Died of hysterical laughter
Leo: Got rejected and died of embarrassment
Virgo: Electrocuted while trying to repair the TV
Libra: Killed by flies after letting the dishes pile up
Scorpio: Tried doing the watery grave trick and drowned
Sagittarius: Exhaustion from too much physical activity
Capricorn: Killed by a Cow Plant while milking it
Aquarius: Poked around in a tomb and got mummy-cursed
Pisces: Had a satellite fall on them while stargazing
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My Little Zodiac
RandomA book about the Zodiacs! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Mostly from Tumblr and other social media stuff ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I myself am a libra♎️ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Anyways enjoy the book! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
