My Little Zodiac

The Signs at a Haunted house

*all the signs are happily eating dinner when the lights turn off*

Cancer: HOLY SH*T, OH MY GOD!!! IS EVERYONE OK?

Sagittarius: AHHH!!! SOMETHING STABBED ME!! AAARGH!! AAARGH!!!
*all signs starts screaming and freaking out*

Sagittarius: "AAAARGH!!! AAAARG- just kidding you guys
*Taurus slaps Sagittarius*

Taurus: JERK! DONT EVER JOKE ABOUT THAT!

Libra: "Everybody, calm down, there's no need to freak out."

Aquarius: "I think Libra's is right.."

Cancer: "Yeah, maybe the power just went out"

Libra: "Now we just need to wait for the lights to- *creek*

Libra: *cries* "OH SH*T! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!"
*Cancer starts crying, Sagittarius laughs, the others start to freak out.

Virgo: "Okay, Okay, everyone, calm down, for real"

Capricorn:" I have a plan, lets all walk slowly and quietly."
*All signs agree, and walk quietly and slowly...except for Aries.*

Aries:"UHM...BORING!!!" *stomps around*

Other signs: SHHH!!!

Aries: "THATS IT! I'm leading the pack!"

Capricorn: *rolls eyes* "fine then, lead the pack."

As Aries walks in front of the group, there is a odd and disgusting smell

Virgo: "Gross... Somebody forgot to clean the house."

The signs walk together some more, and they find where the smell comes from... a dead body.

Pisces: AAAAAAAHHH!!

Sagittarius: "whooooaaaaa!!!"

Leo: "AAAAHHHHH!!!!

Aries: "AAAAHHHHH!!!"

Cancer: *faint*

Scorpio: *looks at body interestingly* "cool."

Capricorn: "AAHH!!"

Taurus: *stares at body wide eyed*

Aquarius: *has no reaction*

Libra: "AAAAAHH!!"

Gemini: "WHAT THE HELL, OH MY GOD, A DEAD BODY, GOD, OH MY GOD,SH*T!!!!

Virgo: "Ew...Gross"

Pisces: "is he...dead?"

Capricorn: *Sarcastically* "No, he's sleeping."

Libra: "No man, I think he's dead"

Capricorn: ....

Scorpio: "lets poke it!"

Leo: " I found a stick!"

Scorpio: "poke its eye with the stick!"

Leo: "ok!"

Taurus: "NO! WAIT! What if something happens?"

Capricorn: "Nothing will happen, he is dead."

Pisces: "what if he's sleeping?"

Capricorn: ....

Virgo *tries not to laugh*

Leo grabs a stick and pokes the body's eye... The body suddenly wakes up, and scared the shit out of everyone... All the zodiacs faint except for Aquarius, who has no reaction what so ever, and Gemini for no apparent reason.

Monster: Rawr?

Gemini: "Hi! My name is Gemini! Do you like taking?

Monsters: RAWWWRRR!!!

Gemini: "I like talking! Do you like talking? My friends talk! Talking is fun! Talk, talk, talk!

Monster: ....

The monster Picks up Gemini and throws him out the window, the monsters turns to look at Aquarius and noticed that Aquarius has a angry look... Aquarius then throws a table at the monsters and says "NOBODY THROWS GEMINI OUT A WINDOW EXECPT FOR ME!" Then Aquarius drags the others to the car including Gemini who landed in a lake near the car and drives home.

THE END