Aries: *points to a random person* I think this person is talking to you
Taurus: *grabs the persons hand* I think we need to get you to eye doctor ASAP
Gemini: HAHA good joke tell me another one
Cancer: *raises their eyebrow* *looks them up and down slowly* are you sure you can judge
Leo: yeah and your outfit looks so good!..... Wait is it Opposite Day?
Virgo: *gets super confused because they can't comprehend the idea that they look anything other than incredible*
Libra: Honey please this outfit cost more than you are worth
Scorpio: *calmly explains to the person that they are just projecting their insecurities onto other people and then walks away calmly while the other person sits there falling apart*
Sagittarius: *laughs hysterically* *walks over to their friends and tells them what happened* *all collectively points and laughs at the other*
Capricorn: *throws whatever that they are holding at the person them acts like nothing happened*
Aquarius: yeah your probably right but I chose to look like this what about your excuse
Pisces: ...and yours isn't?
YOU ARE READING
My Little Zodiac
RandomA book about the Zodiacs! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Mostly from Tumblr and other social media stuff ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I myself am a libra♎️ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Anyways enjoy the book! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~