The Signs Stuck In A Car Together On The Highway

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Aries: Going over 100 mph, racing with other cars

Taurus: Talking about sports enthusiastically in an attempt to distract everyone from Aries driving

Gemini: Playing their 3DS in the backseat

Cancer: trying to calm Aries down

Leo: Reaching over Aries to honk the horn at other drivers they find attractive

Virgo: Yelling at Aries to SLOW THE F*CK DOWN!!! IM NOT TRYING TO DIE TODAY!!!

Libra: Texting their friends

Scorpio: Mysteriously staring out the window and drawing cryptic symbols on themselves

Sagittarius: cheering Aries on because "what the hell? You only live once"

Capricorn: Ignoring everyone and has their earbuds in

Aquarius: Plotting the murders of Aries and Taurus in their head

Pisces: Hugging their knees to their chest and thinking "we're all gonna die."

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