Waddup? [Jastin]

By antiquezion

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JMSwag: I love yoi Justin969: wut JMSwag: in the most heterosexual wqy Justin969: ohh, I do too JMSw... More

Prologue
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Birthday Special |KENDALL|
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LXIX (69)
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Chapter 72 (FIN)
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Epilogue

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By antiquezion

Sorry for not updating sooner. I've been really busy. :/

They're young in this, but it's present time (2015).
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Justin969: waddup??? It's been forever since we've talked. What happened with Kendall???

Justin969: Jasoonnn answerrrr meeeeeee

Justin969: JASON

Justin969: JASE

JMSwag: I'm here! And Kendall and i became friends :D

Justin969: oh shit for real???

JMSwag: yup

Justin969: so she didn't want your ding-a-ling???

JMSwag: nope

Justin969: that's good

JMSwag: she's chill and she's kinda tomboyish

JMSwag: wait, lemme add Kendall to our conversation

Justin969: wait, WHAT???

JMSwag added KendallJenner

KendallJenner: hello guys

Justin969: oh my god IT'S A GIIIRRRLLL

KendallJenner: my name is Kendall and you must be Justin, right?

Justin969: I can tell by your username stupid and u can tell by my username that my name is Justin

JMSwag: don't be mean to my friend!

KendallJenner: yeah, don't be mean to me

Justin969: grrrr

JMSwag: wtf?

Justin969: how old are you anyways???

KendallJenner: fourteen

Justin969: oh my god you're so young!!! You definitely didn't want to boink with Jason. But awww, what a cutie you are!!!

KendallJenner: stfu old man

Justin969: EXCUSE ME??? I'M THREE YEARS OLDER THAN YOU!!!

KendallJenner: exactly. And FYI I'm turning fifteen in NOVEMBER

Justin969: well, i'm turning eighteen in MARCH

JMSwag: guys stop fighting

KendallJenner: he started it so I think it's only fair if I end it

Justin969: oh hell no, I'm gonna end this

JMSwag: no, im gonna end this by saying that both of you are acting childish

KendallJenner: staph trying to act maturrre

Justin969: I object

Justin969: he's not acting, this is how he is

JMSwag: whatever, I'm gonna remove u now kendall

KendallJenner: noooooo

Justin969: hoe don't do it!!!

JMSwag: wtf? U were just fighting with her Justin!

Justin969: so??? that doesn't mean I don't like her

Justin969: she's cool :)

KendallJenner: hell yeah I'm cool

JMSwag: ugh fine! She can stay

KendallJenner: yay!

Justin969: woooo!!!

KendallJenner: yeah!

Justin969: whoop!!!

KendallJenner: yes!

JMSwag: STOP THAT

Justin969: stop what???

JMSwag: stop celebrating

Justin969: potassium

KendallJenner: u know what I really want to see happen?

Justin969: aliens coming to our planet???

KendallJenner: I want Trump to be elected president to see the whole country flip out

JMSwag: ugh, i hate that shitfaced motherfucker dick douchebag full of himself hitter cocky bastard idiot guy

Justin969: I'm sorry, who's Trump???

KendallJenner: his full name is Donald Trump, he's 69 years old, and he wants to be president

Justin969: hehe, 69

Justin969: anyways, so??? why is he a douchebag Jase???

JMSwag: the things he says disgust me...

Justin969: wow

JMSwag: and he's racist

Justin969: he's a dick

JMSwag: thanks captain obvious

Justin969: anyways, while u guys were quoting Trump I noticed that taco cat backwards is still taco cat

JMSwag: ...

JMSwag: square five for me

Justin969: 25

JMSwag: divide it by five

Justin969: its 5

JMSwag: subtract it by five

Justin969: it's 0

JMSwag: that's the amount of fuck's I give about your useless discovery

Justin969: eh, meanieee

KendallJenner: and dog food lid backwards is dildo of God :D

Justin969: good one Kay

JMSwag: WTF?!

JMSwag: wait, did you just call her Kay?!

Justin969: yup

KendallJenner: got a problem with that?

JMSwag: okay Kendall, u met Justin now I'm gonna remove u

JMSwag removed KendallJenner

Justin969: well that was rude, but heyyy!!! Alone time!!!

JMSwag: I like it better when it's just me plus you

Justin969: aww same

JMSwag: oh, I have good news

Justin969: yay

JMSwag: my dad said I can go to Canada when it's October

Justin969: OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGAWWWD

Justin969: I CAN'T WAIT THAT LONG I NEED YOUUU

JMSwag: haha, I need u too, but I'm afraid you'll have to wait

Justin969: fineee

Justin969: well, anyways gtg talk to u later byeee Xxx

JMSwag: bye

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When Justin tweeted congratulations to Niall on the new single (Drag Me Down) Niall responded with Thanks Dude Xxx! With three x's! Idk, I just found that really cute ^_^

Sorry if there's mistakes I'll edit this later

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