Wrong Number.

By WeirdWriter79

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What if Ashlyn and the others didn't have to deal with the phantoms? What if their friendship started as a wr... More

New Phone
Leave me alone
Again?
Group chat.
Nicknames
The Missing Flower.
Do you need a Friend?
Anger
Clues
Interrogation
Stake out
Leave The Flower Alone
Vent
Batter Up!
Bring it home Tyler!
Aftergame
Parenting 101
Meet the Clarks
Secrets Out
Liar
Gardening Blues
Arcade
Courage
Bully
Girl Talk
Twin Talk
Sick
Mothers Advice
Boy talk
New Member
New chat, New Names
Jobs
Birthday Planning
The party
Pools and Realizations
The Girls and The Gay
Wisdom
The Truth
Lovebirds and Crappy Disney movies
The Coke Can, The Bully, and The Corpse Flower
Some advice
Missing
Lost and Found?
The Fair
A/N: This is NOT a Chapter.
The Ferris Wheel
Rich Folk
Girlfriends, Boyfriends, and Little Sisters
The Gays
Ms. Kevin
Please Forgive Me
Trust, Lies, and Siblings
Fighting
Permission
Apologies
Smile
Forgiveness
Mario Kart and Cousins
Dinner with the Clarks
Sunset
Holy F*ck You guys aren't Dead?!
Avoidance
The Carrot and the Porqupine
TALK. TO. HIM.
Plotting
Invitation
A very shady Exchange
Teenagers.
Dress Up
Lets find a Suit thats right For You!
Dance
Party Goers
The Question
The Answer
Death by Oscar the Grouch
Mad
A New Plan
Comfot
One more Day
The Recital
Parents
Confessions
Cold days and Ice cream dates
Forgotten Gifts
Segways and Build-A-Bear fights
Birthdays, Heroes, and Pokemon

Little Helpers

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Mr. Durable:
DA DA DA DA DAAAAAAAAAA

Good Twin:
DA NAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Bad Twin:
Wtf r u 2 doing

Mr. Durable:
Clearly having better grammar than you

Bad Twin:
Bitch.

Good Twin:
Your just pissy cause Barron has been trying to blackmail you back

Ben-10:
Tyler blackmailed Barron?
Good on Him.

Oscar the grouch:
What does Tyler even have on that guy

Bad twin:
The fact he was bullying Logan.
For MONTHS it seems.

Mr. Durable:
Speaking of which
Where the heck is he

Flower:
Sorry I didn't respond.
I was helping my grandparents.

Mr. Durable:
Ohhhhh

Good twin:
In the flower shop right?

Flower:
Yeah
It's been packed recently because it's roses season :/

Oscar the grouch:
Flowers can have seasons????

Mr. Durable:
Like pepper!

Bad twin:
Aiden you fucking idiot.

Ben-10:
I don't have an excuse for that tbh

Mr. Durable:
WHAT?!
HE SAID SEASON
I NAMED A SEASON

Bad twin:
NUMBER ONE: HE MEANT THE FOUR SEASONS OF THE WEATHER.
NUMBER TWO: PEPPER IS A SPICE

Mr. Durable:
THE SPICIEST THING ABOUT PEPPER IS NOTHING. ITS NOT SPICY

Bad twin:
THERES A DIFFERENCE YOU UNCULTURED SWINE

Good twin:
:/

Ben-10:
Srsly
You two do this everyday

Oscar the grouch:
No no let them continue.
I wanna see how stupid this gets.

Good twin:
Oh it'll get very stupid.

Oscar the grouch:
Ah yes.
Courtesy of the dumbass twins.

Bad twin:
Oi.
Taylor's not dumb.

Oscar the grouch:
I was referring to you and Aiden.
Dumbass

Bad twin:
BREAK YOUR SPLEEN

Ben-10:
OK.
ENOUGH.

Flower:
Oop—

Good twin:
Ooooooooo you made Ben maddddddddd

Bad twin:
And your a child.

Mr. Durable:
Well I mean—you guys are the same age.

Bad twin:
Fuck face

Mr. Durable:
Halfwit

Bad twin:
Psycho.

Mr. Durable:
I'm bored.
Wait
Wait
I have an idea

Oscar the grouch:
Oh no

Mr. Durable:
What if
Instead of leaving our friend to suffer alone
We help Logan and his grandparents at the flower shop? :D

Flower:
NOPE.

Mr. Durable:
PLEEEEEEAAAASSSSEEE????

Good twin:
You know
That actually sounds like fun
PLEEEEEEAAAAAASSSSSEEE??

Ben-10:
Isn't his grandparents choice?

Flower:
Yeah it is.

Oscar the grouch:
You know I wouldn't be able to help though right
Cause like
You don't know who I am

Ben-10:
Oh yeah.
We definitely don't know who you are

Good twin:
Why did that feel so passive aggressive

Flower:
I just asked.
They said it was ok
But AIDEN.

Mr. Durable:
I'm scared

Bad twin:
Good.
Although Logan's not that scary.
He's basically a human puppy

Good twin:
True that

Flower:
MOVING ON.
AIDEN.
IF YOU MESS UP ANYTHING IN THE SHOP.
I WILL SPRAY YOU WITH MY HOSE.
ARE WE CLEAR?

Mr. Durable:
I feel like your a drill sergeant or smth

Flower:
ARE
WE
CLEAR?

Mr. Durable:
SIR YES SIR.

Flower:
GOOD.
I'll see you guys then! :)

Bad twin:
Bro switched up so fast

Good twin:
You mean like you when I caught you sneaking my cookies I bought for myself at 3:00am?

Bad twin:
WE DONT TALK ABOUT THAT

Oscar the grouch:
This is fun and all
But like
I can't go.

Mr. Durable:
DON'T WORRY
I HAVE A REPLACEMENT
YOU LEAVE IT TO ME

Good twin:
Your gonna invite Ashlyn aren't you

Mr. durable:
YES.

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