Wrong Number.

Dress Up

("Aiden" has created a new group chat. Aiden has added "Tyler". Aiden has added "Ben". Aiden has added "Logan". Aiden has added "Alex".)

Aiden:
Boys.
We need to talk.

Alex:
Why tf am I here
I don't wanna be dragged in teen drama

Aiden:
To late

Logan:
Talk about what?

Ben:
Something stupid probably

Aiden:
>:O
Woooooow Ben
Wow
I'm hurt
I expected this from Tyler
Not my own blood
Wow

Ben:
Boo hoo
Did you forget I'm the one who has to deal with all your shit?

Tyler:
Oop—

Logan:
He has a point

Alex:
True
Very true

Aiden:
OK BUT LISTEN
ITS NOT STUPID THIS TIME I SWEAR

Tyler:
THEN SPIT IT OUT DUMBASS

Aiden:
Ok
Ok
OK
SO
YOU GUYS KNOW HOW ASHLYN'S RECITAL IS SOON?

Tyler:
You mean the same damn week as my Bf's birthday?
Yeah I'm aware
I'm not gonna be able to go though
I wasn't invited :/

Aiden:
HA
JOKES ON YOU
I WAS
WHICH BRINGS ME TO MY NEXT TOOIC

Ben:
HOLD UP
You expect us to believe
That Ms ASHYLN BANNER
Invited YOU
MR AIDEN CLARK
to her dance recital

Alex:
My bullshit senses are tingling

Aiden:
LOGAN GAVE ME THE TICKET

Logan:
AIDEN YOU SNITCH

Aiden:
SIRIEHFHF
WE BOTH KNOW ITS TRUE

Tyler:
LOGAN WHY WOULD YOU GIVE THAT CLOWN A TICKET

Logan:
BECAUSE I WANT THEM TO TALLKKKKKKKK
LIKE PEOPLE TYLERRRRRRRRR
YOU KNOW
THE THING PEOPLE DO?!

Ben:
Oh Jesus Christ

Alex:
Yeah he can't save us from this

Ben:
Ya don't think I know that?
Tried and failed
Aidens beyond an exorcism

Alex:
Oh good lord

Tyler:
True

Logan:
Out of everything I know about Aiden
That seems like the most believable

Aiden:
RUDE
ANYWAYS
MEN
PAY ATTENTION

Logan:
Alright fine
Jeez

Ben:
What

Alex:
What do you want

Tyler:
?

Aiden:
I wanna look nice for her recital
And I kinda

Ben:
Don't have nice clothes for it?

Aiden:
Yeah
Plz help
Plz

Logan:
Well for starters
Your not wearing an ugly ass Christmas sweater to her recital
I know you were thinking it

Aiden:
Damnit

Tyler:
Lol bro read your mind

Ben:
True

Alex:
This is all nice and all
But wtf do you want me to do??
Idk where the fuck you kids are
Also
I have work to do

Aiden:
We can send you pictures and you decide on the best :D

Alex:
...
Fine

Logan:
I can hear your sigh

Alex:
Wtf

Ben:
Sooo
Mall?

Logan:
Y E S.

Tyler:
Please god no
I can't think of anything worse

Logan:
Your just salty because Taylor drags you there for clothes shopping

Tyler:
Very much so
It's worse than hell

Aiden:
WELL THATS TOO DAMN BAD
Are you guys free Saturday???

Logan:
I'll have to ask my grandparents
But yeah :)

Tyler:
Unfortunately yes

Ben:
No shit

Aiden:
THEN ITS SETTLED
SATURDAY :D

Logan:
:D

Tyler:
Good god someone stab me with an ice pick

Alex:
I got one you want it

Tyler:
Very much so

Logan:
NO
your coming

Tyler:
No

Logan:
I'm sorry was I asking?

Aiden:
🫢

Ben:
Oop—

Alex:
🍿

Tyler:
...
No.

Logan:
What I thought

Aiden:
HA
MANS WHIPPED

Tyler:
ARE YOU NOT THE ONE BUYING NEW CLOTHES FOR A GIRL YOU LIKE DANCE RECTIAL?

Aiden:
STFU

(A/N: HI POOKIES.)