Wrong Number.

Plotting

Taylor:
OK
OK
ASHKYN
LOGAN
I NEED YOUR BIG BRAIN
WELL LOGANS BIG BRAIN
BUT WE NEED ASHLYN TO

Logan:
Tay.
Tay.
It ls almost MIDNIGHT
SLEEP

Taylor:
Never I chugged an energy drink before bed
ANNNNNYWAYS
I THINK I HAVE AN IDEA

Logan:
What is it?

Taylor:
We simply lock Ashlyn and Aiden in a. Room together and don't let them out until they reconcile

Ashlyn:
First of all:
Thank you bitch for waking me up at MIDNIGHT
second of all:
HELL NO

Taylor:
PLEASE
PLEASE
I BEG YOU

Ashlyn:
Woman you are out of your GODDAMN MIND
NO

Taylor:
Or
Or
Or
Here me out

Logan:
Worse words ever spoken
Here me out

Taylor:
Oh stfu Logan

Logan:
Your brother said those words to me when he was trying to stay mad at Ashlyn now look at them
I guess stupidity runs in twins.

Ashlyn:
DAMN

Taylor:
.....
I'm going over to bitch slap you

Logan:
Sorry I don't let idiots in my house

Ashlyn:
LOL LO STOP

Taylor:
LOGAN FUCK YOU

Logan:
How bout no

Taylor:
I used to question why you dated my brother
No I question why he dates you

Logan:
It's NOW I question why actually

Taylor:
...

Ashlyn:
IM WHEEZING
YOU WOKE LOGAN UP AT MIDNIGHT
YOU GET THE BITCH SIDE OF HIM RN
😂

Taylor:
ITS MEAN

Logan:
ITS ALSO MEAN TO WAKE A MAN AT MIDNIGHT
GO TO SLEEP
I NEED MY BEAUTY SLEEP

Taylor:
NO YOU DONT
I DONT NEED IT

Logan:
I GUESS THATS WHY YOU HAVE NO BEAUTY YOU KNOCK OFF DISNEY CHARACTER

Taylor:
>:O
NERD

Logan:
WHAT IS THIS A FACT ARGUMENT NOW??????
FACT OF THE MATTER IS YOUR A BITCH

Taylor:
NO YOUR A BITCH

Ashlyn:
YOUR BOTH BITCHES DOES THAT SEETLE IT?!

Logan:
ITS SETTLE

Ashlyn:
KYS

Logan:
TRIED AND GOT SENT TO THE MENTAL HOSPITAL

Taylor:
I CAN NEVER TELL IF YOUR JOKING

Logan:
NEITHER CAN I

Taylor:
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Logan:
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Ashlyn:
OFISYRITOSHELDUGKDLDKF
SCREW GIRLS AND THE GAY
THIS IS DUMB, DUMBER, AND STRESS

Logan:
WE KNOW

Taylor:
ANYWAYS EVERYONE SHUT UP SO WE CAN COME UP WITH A DAMN PLAN
OK
SO
WE NEED TO HAVE A PLAN

Ashlyn:
NO
NO
NO
GO TO BED
NO
GO TO BED
OK
WE ARENT HERMIT CRABS WHO STAY UP FOR SEVEN HOURS AT MIDNIGHT

Logan:
WELL MAYBE IN ANOTHER UNIVERSE WE ARE

Taylor:
LOGAN I STG IF YOU GO ON ANOTHER TANGENT ABOUT STUFF LIKE STRING THEORY IM GONNA RIOT

Logan:
ITS
IS
INTRESTINGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Taylor:
YOU KNOW WHATS INTRESTING
ASHLYN BANNERS LOVE LIFE
WITH AIDEN CLARK

Ashlyn:
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
N O.

Logan:
Here's a bright idea?
How about we all shut the fuck up
Go to bed
And figure this out in the morning?

Taylor:
but
But
But
But
But
But
But
Really quick
I
Got
A
Idea

Ashlyn:
SLEEEP.

Taylor:
GOD DAMN
FINE

(Private messages)

Sister of my boyfriend:
So what's the plan

Gay bestie:
I thought you were going to sleep

Sister of my boyfriend:
Irrelevant
And plus
We both know you make the better plans that I take credit for so Ashlyn doesn't yell at you
And I like the drama
So spill

Gay bestie:
I might or might not' r been told Ashlyn has a ballet recital coming up
And I might or might not have a ticket to it

Sister of my boyfriend:
I WANNA SEE IT

Gay bestie:
Tay.

Sister of my boyfriend:
Fine.
So.
My plan?

Gay bestie:
Duh

(A/N: IM SORRY IM LATE POOKIES I FORGOT ABOUT THE CHAPTER FOR LIKE HALF THE DAY)