(A/N: There's an author's note at the end - sorry for how weird this looks, Sal is currently playing with the bold and italic buttons while I'm trying to write. Nimrod. No I'm not, do not believe a word she says! - Sal wrote that last line...)
--Time Waster # 43--
Cami: *Runs into the hospital, ahead of the others*.
Sal: Cami! Calm down, would you? You're tiring me out. Sophia's not gonna have the baby before we get inside.
Cami: Baby? I'm running for the vending machine.
Sal: *Rolls her eyes* Just go.
Cami: *Squeals and runs off towards the vending machines*.
Alfred: Such a strange girl.
Sal: That's Cami for you.
Ben: *Walks over quickly* You guys are here! Thank goodness!
Sal: *Smiles* How's Sophia doing?
Ben: Oh... Well... She's really..! Um... *Rubs the back of his head and looks thoughtful*.
Sal: Trying not to say she's a total witch right now?
Ben: Pretty much...
Sal: Enough said. But other than being moody, she's doing fine?
Ben: Yeah, she is. Kaydie and Mason are in there keeping her company right now.
Alfred: Poor unfortunate souls.
Ben: *Nods*.
Sal: *Looks at Alfred* Isn't that a song?
Alfred: Um, no!
Sal: Yes it is! I heard it on Cami's iPod. The Jonas Brothers were singing it.
Alfred: Heh heh... *Runs towards the vending machines*.
Sal: Sheesh, maybe him and Cami should have gotten together instead.
Darren: Absolutely not. -.-
Sal: *Whistles*.
Ben: Anyway... We're in room 221, whenever you're ready. *Walks back to the room*.
*LATER - IN THE WAITING ROOM*
Cami: When will the baby be born!? I'm getting tired.
Sal: Cam, relax. We've only been here for twenty minutes.
Cami: So what? It feels like twenty hours!
Sal: *Rolls her eyes*.
Cami: I'm going to get some chips.
Sal: You've eaten enough. Sheesh, you and Alfred practically drained that vending machine.
Alfred: *Looks at Sal with his mouth full of chips* NUH UH!
Cami: You still have food!?
Alfred: O_O Uh... No?
Cami: LIES!
Alfred: *Runs away with his chips*.
Cami: *Chases after Alfred* SHARING IS CARING, ALFRED!
Alfred: THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU SAID WHEN I ASKED FOR A COOKIE!
Cami: I WAS A CHILD THEN! I've matured!
Alfred: It was fifteen minutes ago!
Cami: Dang it, Alfred! Just give me some chips!
Alfred: No way, Jose!
Cami: What is wrong with you!?
Alfred: *Stops running and turns to face Cami* I'M MARRIED, THAT'S WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME!
Cami: ... No you aren't.
Alfred: Way to ruin a dramatic moment, Cameron.
Cami: *Raises an eyebrow*.
Alfred: *Wipes away a fake tear* I'm so disappointed in you.
Cami: *Gasps* No! I'm sorry, my dear husband! Don't leave!
Alfred: It's too late for your apologies, you two-timing butt munch.
Cami: *Gasps*.
Doctors: *Gather around*.
Sal: *Walks up with Darren*.
Cami: How did you know!?
Alfred: SO IT'S TRUE!
Cami: *Curses under her breath*.
Alfred: I'm divorcing you! *Struts away dramatically*.
Darren: Oh gosh, another show.
Cami: Nooo! How will I ever survive!?
Darren: *Coughs*.
Cami: *Looks up* Oh, hey honey.
Darren: Are you done yet?
Cami: *Looks at her watchless wrist* Um...
Sal: *Yanks Cami off the floor* Yes she is.
Cami: Awh, come on!
Darren: I'll go get Alfred and meet you guys in Sophia's room.
Sal: Okay. *Drags Cami along by her ear*.
Cami: Ow! Ow! Sal, I'm hung-
Sal: NO.
Cami: >_<
*IN SOPHIA'S ROOM*
Ben: Okay Sophia, just push.
Sophia: *Grabs Ben by the collor of his shirt* WHAT THE FUDGE DO YOU THINK I'M DOING, MORON!? *Shoves Ben back*.
Ben: O_O I think I just saw my life flash before my eyes...
Mason: *Pats Ben on the back*.
Cami: I thought you could only have two people in a delivery room with you?
Sal: *Puts a hand over Cami's mouth* Shh.
Cami: Mmm.
Sophia: HURRY UP, CHILD!
Cheyenne: Sure, let's blame the baby.
Sal: Hey, when did Cheyenne and Zack get here?
Mason: They've been here...
Sal: Wow.
Cami: *Snickers* No worries Sal, old people forget things very often.
Sal: *Punches Cami in the stomach*.
Cami: Oof! *Doubles over* I hate you.
Sal: *Smirks*.
Doctor: It's a boy!
Sophia: FINALLY! Now if you don't mind, I need some sleep.
Ben: *Mutters* Desperately.
Doctor: Not quite yet. You still have to push the other one out.
Everyone but the Doctor: WHAT!?
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(A/N: I know, I'm a horrible human being who hasn't updated in - what? 3 or more months? I apologize! From the very bottom of my frozen black heart. Nah, I'm just kidding. It's not frozen.
OKAY! Sorry! I haven't had access to the webs lately. First I just wasn't in the mood, because something happened in January and honestly writing was the last thing I wanted to do. Of course when Max-Dan-Wiz changed their sites and deleted our blogs, I lost the next several T.W.'s - and that didn't exactly put me in a writing mood either.
But because of my stupid, moody self, I didn't update before my loving internet was gone. For a web-aholic like me, you never realize what true boredom is until your favorite technology is gone and it smacks you in the face. I'm doing this from Sal's computer - and she's being such a nag! (JUST KIDDING, SALLY!) She's in the kitchen right now and she just said --- (look below)
Sal: It's taking you a long time to write that author's note.
Me: Shut up, I stopped for a minute.
Sal: You're not supposed to stop. I'm not paying you to stop!!
Me: You're not paying me at all!
Sal: Exactly! Now get back to work!
Me: >:P
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I have such poor working conditions. My boss (Sal) Is a total bee-tich. By the way, just kidding about that boredom comment up there. I mean, I don't actually sit at my computer nearly as much as I joke about. Sometimes I go to the library...
Gosh I'm a dork.
Okay bye!! :D (Imagine me smiling and waving like a psychotic serial killer, because serial killers totally do that, right? ..) xD