Mars:Ey, Earth!
-Earth sighed-
Earth:Yes Mars?
Mars:It's crazy! Everyone in the solar system has a large moon! You have Luna/Moon and I have Phobos !
-Deimos looked ashamed-
Mars:O-Oh and you too Deimos! And Ju-
Earth:Woah Woah! Mercury and Venus do not have moons and Phobos isn't necessarily...a large moon..
-Moon came out from the distance-
Moon:Well..Earth isn't wrong.
Phobos:I'm humongous!
Moon:You look like a spec of dust compared to me.
Mars:Well hey! They're still moons..and besides! Everyone besides Mercury Venus and I guess me..has a large moon-
-Venus appeared-
Venus:Wrong.
Earth:Where did-
-Mars was confused-
Moon:Were you just ease-dropping?
Venus:You could say that..Well! Incorrect though..Ur...Uranus...I hate saying that...
Mars:Oh come on! The joke died off it's fine.
Venus:Whatever..Uranus doesn't have any large moons compared to Earth or the gas giants.
Mars:Really? Doesn't he have a moon named Titania? Isn't she-
Venus:Well..she CAN be considered a large moon but she's still a bit smaller than Triton.
Moon:Yeah.
Earth:Wait- So why doesn't Uranus have-
Mars:Storytime!
Venus:Now..that I don't know you've gotta ask him..anyways I'm outta here just came to say that piece of evidence.
-Venus dashed away-
Earth:That's interesting..