"Feng Wujing, be careful!" Lu Bei pulled away his companion who was about to hit his head against a tree, and pulled him nervously towards the direction where there was no shelter in the middle, "What are you thinking? The big tree didn't even see it."
"Thinking that I just paid you to buy a cat by being obsessed, and caused trouble for myself." Feng Wujing held the wooden sword, and answered silently in his heart with a wooden face.
"Is there something I forgot to buy? Anyway, it's still dark and we can continue shopping." Lu Bei didn't hear his answer, and was worried that he was too embarrassed to speak.
After all, he holds a wooden sword and pretends to be cold every day in the second grade, and rarely asks for things.
"I want to eat that." Feng Wujing casually pointed to the shop selling spicy rabbit heads on the side of the road.
Lu Bei trotted in the direction his finger was pointing, looking at the golden-yellow rabbits roasted at the door of the store, and the spicy rabbit heads piled up in big tanks, and there were countless rabbit heads wrapped in seasoning. three steps.
"Do you really want to eat it?" Lu Bei never dared to eat the head of an animal, and always thought it was very scary.
"I want to eat." Feng Wujing bought three catties last time, and ate it all by himself in the room wagging his tail as a snack.
"Then boss, here is a catty of spicy rabbit head." After Lu Bei confirmed that he wanted to eat, he raised his voice to greet the busy boss in the shop, and bought a spicy rabbit head for Feng Wujing.
A few seconds later, Feng Wujing hugged the spicy rabbit head wrapped in lotus leaves, thinking that it was for the sake of snacks, so he didn't ask the old doctor for a refund.
The four of them didn't stay any longer, and took the things they bought to fly on the Yujian of the toolman brother, and rushed back to Baisemen before dark.
In the Red Dust Building, Yuan Chunyu was sitting in front of the window reading a book, the sound of the flying sword landing made him look up to the sky.
At a glance, they saw the four returning people.
"Brother Yuan, we are back." As soon as Lu Bei landed on the ground, his gaze focused on the gaze from the window not far away in mid-air.
Yuan Chunyu silently withdrew her caring gaze and lowered her head to read the book again.
"Senior Brother Yuan is really a hard-talking person." Lu Bei was not angry as he watched the other party ignore his actions. He even used lotus leaves to divide some of the spicy rabbit heads that Feng Wujing was eating.
A bold idea appeared in his mind, he wanted to give this special food to Yuan Chunyu to have a look, he was curious about what the cold-looking Yuan Chunyu would grin when he ate a rabbit head.
Standing in the distance, Feng Wujing looked at his Spicy Rabbit Head, which had been split in half, and reminded the two companions who had just landed, "Let's go, Lubei is going to provoke Yuan Chunyu again!"
As soon as Zhao Tiantian and Wen Siyan heard this, they started running towards the teleportation array as soon as their feet landed, complaining as they ran, "If he doesn't get punished for a day, he will feel uncomfortable all over his body, right? Let's go back and pretend that we are not with him." A gang! Absolutely cannot be punished!"
When the rookie trio walked to the entrance of the Hongchen Building in Lubei, they had already quickly boarded the teleportation array and ran at the fastest speed.
Hanging in the live broadcast room of the mobile phone on Lu Bei's waist.
Part of the audience watched the three guys who had no teammates, and their backs were filled with emotion.
The remaining part of the audience praised the broadcaster's ability to kill.
"The anchor is really the most fearless person I've ever seen!"
"Hee hee, am I the only one who wants to see Yuan Chunyu gnawing a rabbit's head, just like the host?"
"Shu Liu, no spicy rabbit head can leave my big Sichuan, the same arrangement!"
"Look quickly! Brother Yuan is here." Everyone who was chatting hurriedly looked over.
I saw Lu Bei moving step by step to the window where the spring rain in the garden was taking devil's steps.
"Senior Brother Yuan." Lu Bei hid the spicy rabbit's head behind him, leaned over the window and looked at him, "Have you had dinner yet?"
"What if you don't eat it, so what if you eat it?" Yuan Chunyu held the book, feeling a little headache and didn't want to talk to this guy whose face was full of conspiracies.
"I found a very delicious food in Yuchi Town, and I want to give it to you. If you have dinner, you won't be able to eat the food I gave you."
Yuan Chunyu raised his head from the book, his deep black eyes fell on Lu Bei's smiling face and paused for a few seconds, then fell on his arms behind his back, and followed his words to satisfy his trick.
"Where's the food? It's delivered to your door with your hands behind your back. Do you still want me to guess?"
"Of course not! This was originally given to the senior brother. You can try the freshest spicy rabbit head made by the boss this morning."
Lu Bei took out his hands hidden behind his back, and offered the spicy rabbit head he had shared from Feng Wujing.
The heads of a few rabbits that have been carefully treated by the store are wrapped in soy sauce, and lie in the dark green lotus leaves with a glossy finish.
"Brother, you should dare to eat this?"
In terms of killing, there is no one in Baisemen who is more capable than Lu Bei.
Yuan Chunyu looked down at the spicy rabbit's head wrapped in the green lotus leaf, and smiled slightly, "It's just a rabbit's head, brother, thank you for your concern, go back and rest early, tomorrow morning class, I have to teach new content."
Lu Bei watched helplessly as the other party accepted the spicy rabbit head, turned around and put it on the coffee table beside him, then picked up the half-read book just now.
"Brother, don't you want to eat now?" The purpose of Lu Bei's gift of this spicy rabbit head is to see Yuan Chunyu's down-to-earth scene with his own eyes.
"Of course I'll eat when I'm hungry. Are you going to watch me eat here?" Yuan Chunyu nodded thoughtfully after speaking, probably understood what he meant by sending this food, and said smoothly: " That's right, I just want to trouble you with something. You come in through the door."
Lu Bei was like a rabbit who offered to deliver to the door, happily entered the house, "Brother Yuan, tell me! No matter what, as long as I can help, I will help you!"
Five minutes later, the head-down person hanging from the beam of the red dust building waved his arms at Yuan Chunyu in a daze, "Brother, I can't hold on any longer!"
"Come on, I believe you can do it!"
Yuan Chunyu sat in the rocking chair below, ate the spicy rabbit head calmly, and occasionally comforted someone hanging on the beam, saying: "This is your teaching content tomorrow, I was worried about your newcomers I can't bear such a posture, and it happens that you are willing to take the initiative to help me, as long as you can bear it, other newcomers will naturally do it too."
In the live broadcast room, the audience who followed Lu Bei's movements and hung the golden bell upside down watched the scene in front of them for a long time, and no one in the comment area spoke.
A migrant worker who just got home from get off work turned on his mobile phone and looked at the strange live broadcast angle, and the scene where hundreds of thousands of people were online but the entire comment area was silent. He typed a line of text in the comment area in surprise send.
"I dropped the?"
"Go offline, it's better to be offline than to be online now." A viewer who had just watched the whole process of things change online appeared in the comment area and suggested that he be offline.
"Why?" The people who just arrived home don't understand the hidden code words.
"Probably because tomorrow we will have a collective double cultivation."
Originally, everyone watched the anchor acting as a monster in the live broadcast room, and then they found that the plot was developing in a direction they didn't expect.
Yuan Chunyu planned to teach the anchor the dual cultivation skills in advance, and even touched his bones, disliked his posture being too rigid.
At that time, hundreds of thousands of viewers watched Yuan Chunyu lure the anchor in an unexpectedly friendly tone with that ten thousand year iceberg face.
"I have a set of exercises that I want to teach you newcomers in class tomorrow, but I'm worried that most of you won't be able to do some of them. Some of you are not sure whether to teach them in advance now. Would you like to try it for me?"
As soon as Lu Bei heard that the new teaching had movements, he immediately filled his face with a series of handsome and mighty poses.
Shaking his head like a rock guitarist, he couldn't wait to agree to this matter.
Then he was hung on the beam by Yuan Chunyu with a ribbon.
Lu Bei: "... Brother Yuan, help me! The rope is about to break!"
Brother Yuan, who was holding the spicy rabbit head, said without changing his face: "It won't break. This is an exclusive magic weapon made by the Zhenghuo Sect, who specializes in refining weapons. It won't break even if it is hung by ten people."
Lu Bei hung on the rope and greeted the unknown Zhenghuo sect silently.
Good refining sect, why don't you invent more things that are useful to this world, just refining this kind of rope and ribbon is such a playful behavior!
Aren't they afraid that the ancestors of Zhenghuo teacher will come out of the ground one day and scold them for their unworthy descendants?
Yuan Chunyu ate all the spicy rabbit head in his hand, and then put Lu Bei down from the beam. Looking at the funny look of the other party's hair, which has grown to cover the eyebrows, and now it's all standing upright, he said in a faint voice, "Do you still want to learn?"
"Don't study! Don't study!" Lu Bei became dizzy as soon as he shook his head. He was hung upside down and his head was congested and he couldn't think about anything.
"The spicy rabbit head you gave is delicious, thank you." Yuan Chunyu pointed to the pile of bones in the distance, and thanked him for not forgetting to buy food for himself when he went out to play.
Looking at the pile of bones, Lu Bei leaned on the wall and went home from the Red Dust Building, wanting to cry without tears.
After being hung on the beam of the house just now, let alone watching Yuan Chunyu eat spicy rabbit head, all his attention was on the rope on his feet, and he didn't even dare to move it a lot for fear that the rope would be damaged. Tie it tight, and with a 'snap', he fell head first, and directly slammed his head into his neck.
Yuan Chunyu stood in the Red Dust Building, with his hands behind his back, silently looking at the figure who was leaning on the wall to leave, and the corners of his mouth slowly raised an upward arc.
In courtyard 1319, three unscrupulous group members stared at the burning sandalwood on the table with serious faces.
On the stone table in front of the three of them, there were three spirit stones of different sizes and weights.
When Lu Bei stepped out of the teleportation array and walked towards the yard in a daze, he heard Zhao Tiantian's ear-piercing scream.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! I win! I win!"
"Damn it, I almost won!" Feng Wujing pushed the Lingshi placed on the table to Zhao Tiantian.
"Tiantian won." Wen Siyan also pushed the spirit stone in front of her desk to Zhao Tiantian.
Lu Bei leaned on the wall, stood not far away, looked at Zhao Tiantian, who was holding the spirit stone all over the floor and went crazy, and looked at the other two people blankly, "What happened? What did you win?"
Did he miss something?
Zhao Tiantian, who was running madly all over the yard, ran all the way to him with a flushed face grabbing the Lingshi in her arms, and with a raised hand, grabbed a handful of Lingshi and stuffed it into his palm.
"Lu Bei takes it! This is the spirit stone we won!"
Lu Bei, who had not been home for three minutes, was covered with layers of fog on his forehead, "Did we make a bet? When?"
Could it be that he was hung on the beam for too long and accidentally forgot?
Side by side with the sun, Zhao Tiantian stuffed the remaining spirit stones into his storage bag, and did not forget to answer his doubts: "I didn't bet with you, but you did earn the money yourself, you just went to provoke him." When Senior Brother Yuan was with you, the three of us made a bet how long it would take you to be punished by Senior Brother Yuan before you were released, using that stick of incense as a witness."
She pointed to the unburned sandalwood on the stone table in the distance, "A stick of incense is divided into three sections, whoever comes back in which stage you want to win will win, and the others will lose."
Lu Bei leaned against the wall and finished listening, and looked at the gambler in front of him speechlessly, "So not only did you not go to save me, but you are still here to bet on me?"
"Why do you want to save you? Feng Wujing said that your personality is similar to a kind of dog he once saw. You have a white face and a black back, and you are not too big or small. Your personality is exactly the same as yours. You went to deliver the spicy rabbit head just now, and you were not punished by Senior Brother Yuan?"
"Punishment." Lu Bei cried in pain, he is still dizzy now.
Then he looked sadly at the three companions in the yard, and always felt that they were no longer the kind of simple girls and cold middle school kids he had seen on Zhuo Yunzhou.
"That's right, look at how smart we learned from you, and we can share money with us after being punished!" Zhao Tiantian patted him on the shoulder heartily, as if to comfort him.
Lu Bei walked around her in desolation, and walked towards his room alone, opened and closed the door, and finally the person who fell down on him took out his mobile phone and looked at the audience in the live broadcast room with sadness .
"Did I miss it? Why did I know a bunch of gamblers?"
Everyone in the live broadcast room was stunned by his question.
The Ice Cream Assassin worked hard to organize words of consolation on the screen, and finally found that the words could not be combined, so he was able to tell the truth.
"Just... Is there a possibility that they weren't gamblers before they met you?"
"Hahahahahaha assassin, what nonsense are you talking about!"
"The anchor doesn't cry, stand up proudly, if you really want to debate, you are still the three of them's gambling master~"
Lu Bei looked at the lively comments in the live broadcast room with a sad face. He was not comforted at all, but even more sad!
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Early the next morning, the four of them yawned and went to class.
Kong Chuyun was already waiting for them in the classroom, still in the middle seat, and he handed the steamed buns he brought from the cafeteria to everyone.
"Good morning everyone, Lubei, here is your steamed stuffed bun."
"Thank you." Lu Bei caught the steamed stuffed bun, looked at the few people in front of him who were ready to eat after receiving it, and coughed secretly to signal them to come over.
The four of them took their breakfast and looked at him with their eight eyes.
"I personally recommend that we don't eat anything this morning, otherwise we may vomit later."
If Yuan Chunyu really wanted to teach them exercises today, Lu Bei's scalp would already start to tingle as a conditioned reflex when he thought of the picture hanging in the Hongchen Building yesterday.
Although the four of them didn't understand why he suggested that, they had already started putting their breakfast in storage bags, thinking that it would be a big deal to eat after class.
When Huo Yunjie passed behind Lu Bei, he just heard Lu Bei's whisper.
He lowered his head and glanced at the steamed stuffed bun in his hand, then silently put it down and walked to the two elder brothers, whispering to them to remind them.
The two brothers looked at the half-eaten buns in their hands, and tacitly stuffed them all into the storage bag.
Ever since Lu Bei continued to demonstrate in front of everyone how to use the storage bag as a treasure chest, everyone in this year's newcomers has learned how to throw everything in the storage bag.
There are even some disciples who learn storage management by category without a teacher, and become a master of storage in Baisemen.
In the past, the storage bag was a magic weapon that everyone used to put spirit stones and precious items, but now it is a large mobile trash can, anything! This group of newcomers would throw in anything without even thinking about it!
The five people in Lubei sat in the middle, waiting hungry for Yuan Chunyu to come over. After three classes, this time the other party arrived behind them early in the morning.
In today's live broadcast room, there are very few people online.
Most of you have already learned from Yuan Chunyu last night that today you are studying the body shape class of Baisemen.
They are only interested in cultivating immortal skills, and they have no idea about this dual-cultivation figure.
Many of the online viewers are passers-by who are interested in fitness and sports. They want to know whether this body type can be used as a weight loss course.
If you can't lose weight, you can also shape your body.
Yuan Chunyu walked into the classroom under the expectant eyes of everyone.
The people standing on the podium looked around at the people present. In a month's time, all the forty-three new disciples had successfully introduced their spirits into their bodies, and their spiritual energy had successfully transformed into power.
He stood on a high place above, and at a glance, he saw that among the forty-three people, few could sit up straight, not many had their necks bent forward or hunched over, and few had bright eyes and a coquettish posture. .
With their current efforts, even if they don't change their appearance and temperament after learning a hundred years of mental methods, they won't be able to find someone who is willing to double cultivate and improve their cultivation with the five words of Baisemen disciples in the future.
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"Sit down, take out your right hand and put it on your lap with the palm facing up."
Forty-three students took out their right hands one after another, with palms of all lengths, shorts, fats and thins facing upwards.
Yuan Chunyu, who was standing at the front of the crowd, raised his wide sleeves, and Lu Bei felt his palm sink, and a piece of jade the size of half a palm appeared in his palm, which was as warm as jade to the touch.
"This is the jade slip, which contains the dual-cultivation skills and mental methods of our sect. Now everyone pours their spiritual power into the jade slip."
Lu Bei held this small jade slip, although he didn't intend to learn Baisemen's dual-cultivation technique, but he also injected spiritual power into it curiously, wanting to see what it looks like here.
He had just poured his spiritual power into the jade slip, when his vision blurred, he was already standing on a pillar of water that stretched as far as the eye could see.
Thousands of piranhas under the water were watching him with kind eyes, and slowly opened their mouths to reveal the two rows of sharp teeth.
Then they began to gnaw at the wooden pillar standing at the foot of Lubei, and the pillar thicker than the waist was getting thinner at a speed visible to the naked eye under the mouths of these piranhas.
Lu Bei's hairs were about to stand on end, and he quickly wanted to withdraw his spiritual power and return to the classroom.
As soon as he exited, he saw many newcomers in the lecture hall with pale faces. From the corner of his eyes, he saw Zhao Tiantian on the right exiting from the jade slip, and took a deep breath, "Scared me to death!" Yes! Those fish almost bit my shoe!"
"What a fierce fish." Feng Wujing also retreated from the illusion holding the jade slip, he still wanted to go in and meet those fish.
It's funny to look fierce.
After the words fell, the rookie silently raised his thumbs up for his aesthetics.
Such a ferocious and terrifying fish, how on earth do you say the word "interesting".
Ever since Feng Wujing asked him to eat spicy rabbit heads, everyone had a lot of questions about his preferences and aesthetics.
Several people described the piranhas they saw to each other below, "The eyes of those fish are emitting white light. Why do you add an illusion to raise fish in Baisemen's exercises?"
Lu Bei's question was answered by Yuan Chunyu.
The young man standing in front of the crowd with his hands behind his back stared blankly at the pale faces below, "From today onwards, you need to survive in the illusion for more than half an hour every day, and I will check your status every ten days. Progress, today next month I will invite you to come to the stage one by one in reality to show me what you have learned, don’t try to be lazy and escape.”
"I'm dead." After hearing this, Lu Bei fell on his back. He didn't expect that Baisemen's exercises were still taught in such a compulsory way.
Now there is no reason or excuse for wanting to refuse.
The fallen Lu Bei looked up at the sky, Huo Yunlin who was sitting behind him glared at the head lying on his knees, and warned him word by word, "Don't die on me!"
"Ah, this brother looks familiar." Lu Bei looked at Huo Yunlin's face upside down, and after a few seconds, he suddenly realized: "Ah! You are Zhang Pocky who sells sesame seed cakes at the entrance of the village, right?"
When Huo Yunlin was about to get angry, an arm stretched out from the left side and pulled him up from the ground.
Lu Bei happily said goodbye to Huo Yunlin, "Hi Zhang Mazi, goodbye Zhang Mazi!"
Huo Yunlin gritted his back molars and watched Feng Wujing pull the guy back to sit again.
Yuan Chunyu on the stage hadn't finished speaking, he asked everyone present to re-enter the illusion, and experience it in the classroom for half an hour, and whoever dares to come out before the time is up, will use his spiritual power to re-enter the illusion middle.
When Yuan Chunyu said this, his tone was calm and his face was indifferent, but every word he uttered was full of violence and cruelty.
Lu Bei was forcibly pushed into the illusion by the other party's spiritual power. As soon as his feet landed, he couldn't help but shed two tears.
"Baisemen is impersonal!"
Thousands of piranhas showed their human-like sharp teeth at him under the water 30 centimeters away.
While rolling up the hem of his clothes, Lu Bei quickly looked at the maps around him, wanting to see how to break through this illusion.
On the endless water, apart from the pillar that was about to collapse under his feet, there was only another wooden pillar almost one meter away in front of him.
All the piranhas are surrounded by his feet, but the pillar over there seems to be completely ignored by all the piranhas.
Lu Bei took off on the spot and stretched his muscles and bones, and when he was in good shape, he began to jump over with his forefoot.
Following his movements, the school of nowhere fish quickly moved under another pillar and continued to eat.
The viewers who wanted to learn weight loss and body shaping exercises in the live broadcast room early in the morning, everyone found themselves stepping on a wooden pillar, and countless piranhas kindly greeted them with dead fish eyes, this group of souls from other worlds .
"Help!!! There are fish!" A spectator who appeared on a wooden pillar was about to fall into the water with a sprained foot, unable to stand still.
"Ahhhh! The fish is biting people!!!" The audience, who were scared by the sudden fish and fell into the water, were surrounded by countless fish rushing towards them.
"Mom, save me, I'm going to be killed by a fish!"
Countless spectators entered it but could not exit. They were the illusion brought by Lu Bei. This time, as long as Lu Bei did not go out, they would also be unable to leave this illusion.
In the classroom, Yuan Chunyu looked at all the newcomers who entered the illusion, and quietly closed the door for them to practice quietly.
In the courtyard, Xinyang stood at the big tree that required many people's efforts to hug him, a green vine was climbing on the back of his hand, and he wanted to go to the lecture hall over there, and meet the human being who had completely forgotten himself.
Hearing the footsteps behind him, he put down the green vine and turned to look at Yuan Chunyu, his eyes fell on the closed door not far away, a look of surprise flashed in his eyes, "How could they teach them so quickly this time?" Law?"
"I'm going to the auction in Jubao Pavilion. I'm afraid I won't be able to teach them in the next period of time. It's just a matter of putting them in the illusion to exercise their flexibility first."
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