Mars:Dude Earth, I'm tellin' you I didn't even know there was a possible alien-civilization on my surface back in time!
Earth:You from millions of years ago?
Mars:How could i know I even had-
Venus:Quiet down you both will ya?
Mars:Tell Earth to quiet down he started this mess.
Phobos:Is there ever a time they DON'T fight?
Deimos:You know we don't always have to stay in orbit around mars?
Phobos:I know you've told me before but i wanna be the "Good" moon.
Deimos:Good "moon"? You shame on me because I'm smaller!
Phobos:I mean it's just kinda a little bit funny chill out.
Deimos:You know what i hate to finally tell you this but there's actual moons much bigger than us!
Phobos:You mean you?
Deimos:Come follow, I'll show you.
Phobos:Alright douche bag.
Deimos:Look! Over there behind earth that is Earth's moon.
Phobos:Are you sure that isn't a planet?
Deimos:The moon orbits earth. Along with other moons in the solar system the largest behind Ganymede. Bigger than mercury.
Phobos:That can't possibly be true!
Deimos:Hate to break the new's to you man.
*Deimos floated off*
Phobos:He's totally lying i know he has to be..