In Real Life ✓

By glynfrans

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Finding love as an asexual teenager is hard enough. Being an anonymous internet celebrity? Even harder, but i... More

PREFACE
1. DukeCockroach
2. The Overly Attached Boyfriend
3. Relationship Goals
4. Bye Felicia
5. Bitches Don't Know Bout My Dough
6. One Does Not Simply Walk Into The Woods
7. Now Kiss!
8. I Can't Believe You've Done This!
9. The Screaming Goat
10. Hello Darkness My Old Friend
11. And They Ask You How You Are And You Just Have To Say You're Fine
12. 420 Blaze It
13. I'm So Fucking High
14. Good Guy Greg Puts You In His Bed & Sleeps On the Couch Himself
15. I Sexually Identify As An Attack Helicopter
16. Mean Girls
17. Respect Women
18. Rickrolled
19. This Ain't It
20. Whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es
21. "YoU wAnNa GO oUt SomEtIMe?"
22. U Jelly?
23. Noice
24. 5/7
25. Y U No Stay Away From My Boy?
26. Mission Failed, We'll Get 'Em Next Time
27. My Body Is Ready
28. Apology Videos
29. I Am Confusion
30. Sorry Sir, This Is A Christian Server, So No Swearing
31. Cash Me Ousside Howbow Dah
32. It's Not Gay If It's In A Three Way
33. Fame? Ain't Nobody Got Time For That
34. Wig
35. I Came Out To Have A Good Time And I'm Honestly Feeling So Attacked
36. *Slaps Roof Of School* This Bad Boy Can Fit So Many Fucking Fans In It
37. This Is So Sad Alexa Play Despacito
38. I Showed You My Dick Please Respond
39. Being Nice Is Overrated, Change My Mind
40. Lemme Smash
41. Guys Literally Only Want One Thing And It's Fucking Disgusting
42. The Tea Has Been Spilled
43. Hold My Beer, I Got This
44. That's What She Said
45. Weird Flex But Ok
46. Does Bruno Mars Is Gay?
47. Bold Of You To Assume I Love My Friends
48. Let's Get This Bread
49. Why Are We Still Here? Just To Suffer?
50. Still A Better Love Story Than Twilight
AFTERWORD

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