A Year in the Lives of the Ja...

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Every day for a year I'll be writing a chapter in this book for every day of what I imagine the JW's lives to... Mer

Prologue
August 11- Packing
August 12- Brilliance
August 13- Just, You Know, Breakfast
August 14- WHY MUST EVERYTHING SHIP-RELATED BE DISAPPOINTING?
August 15- #Umuhwalegomafaints
August 16- Swimming, swimming, swimming in the lake! And soon... DETENTION
August 17- The Pineapple Revolution
August 18- *dances around the room* THEY KISSED
August 19- Meet-An-OC-Day Gets Really, Really Weird
August 20- The Field Trip Haha JK It's Not Really!
August 21- The Date (Dun Dun Duuuuuun!)
August 22- A Bit of Peril and A Lot of Qinter
August 23- ANEMARIIIIIIIN!!!
August 24- Kinkajou Finds Out and Chaos Ensues
August 25- Our Greatest Foe
August 26- IT'S FRIDAY BABY!!!!!!
August 27- Death by the Little Sibling
August 28- I'MMA COWDRAGON! YEE-HAW!
August 29- Let's Stalk Ships Part 1
August 30- Family Reunion... OH MY MOONS WHAT?!
August 31- The Story of Chenzi's Rad Moms
September 1- The Perils of Suntime
September 2- Let's Stalk Ships Part 2
September 3- Truth or Dare? The Question of the Ages
September 4- A New Ship to Ship (Cause Why Not)
September 5- Winter Goes Ballistic
September 6- Let's Stalk Ships Part 3
September 7- MOANA!
September 8- UNDER THE SEAAAAAAAA
September 9- Yea VeCeilia! Wait... Who?
September 10- The World Goes Cuckoo
September 11- Let's Stalk Ships Part 4
September 12- A Blessed Kinkajou-Free Date Night
September 13- Idk What To Do So MORE TRUTH OR DARE
September 14- SpongeBobe and the Sacrificial Fairy
September 15- Let's Stalk Ships Part 5
September 16- An Actual Field Trip This Time
September 17- Kinkajou Throws a Party
September 18- An Actual Normal Day?!
September 19- Let's Stalk Ships Part 6
September 20- Yodelay-Hi-HOOOO!
September 21- GET... THAT... SCAVENGER!!!!
September 22- We Risk Breaking the Fourth Wall and Introduce the JW to Wattpad
September 23- We Will Now Pause This Show to Mourn Honeybee
September 24- Let's Stalk Ships Part 7
September 25- WHY WHY WHY DID WE THINK THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA???
September 26- We Have Nothing Else To Do Except... TRUTH. OR. DARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
September 27- WE THE DRAGONS OF THE SKY!
September 28- 50TH CHAPTER SPECIAL!!!
September 29- Let's Stalk Ships Part 8
September 30- SAY WHAT?!
October 1- IT'S ALMOST HALLOWEEN (Sort Of)
October 2- The Salted Lizard Ice Cream Fiasco
October 3- We Visit RRGA For No Reason At All!
October 4- The Return of the Yodelling and Also Everything Else We Lost
October 5- Let's Stalk Ships Part 9
October 6- ...Does Anyone Remember What Happened Last Time?
October 7- WHERE'S BRILLIANCE?
October 8- Sure, Let's All Go Rummaging Around In My Brain- IF YOU CAN CATCH ME
October 9- In The Mindscape of neon_aster
October 10- HAHAHA WE FOUND HER!
October 11- Tsunami Regrets Her Life Choices
October 12- Halloween Shopping With Kinkajou- AKA WHAT A DISASTER
October 13- MURDER IS OKAY
October 14- HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
October 15- We Get Qinter The Most Fab Costume EVER
October 16- The VeChenzi Parting Gift Shopping Spree Goes Horribly Wrong
October 17- Let's Stalk Ships Part 10
October 18- What Better Way To Spend Your Day Than In Detention?
October 19- A HEIST!
October 20- Goodbye and Hello
October 21- The Day We All Go Crazy Because French Exists
October 22- 3K READS!!!
October 23- Yay, 229 Words of the JW Arguing
October 24- A Nice, Calm Round of Truth or Dare
October 26- Costume Review & Halloween Decorating
October 27- Tea With Royalty
October 28- Let's Stalk Ships Part 11
October 29- Let's Stalk Ships Part 12
October 31- HALLOWEEN. IS. HERE!!!
November 1- What Is Life Without... Life?
November 2- Stormsettia's BACK
November 3- Let's Stalk Ships Part 13
November 4- We, For Some Unknown Reason, Play ToD with the DoD *dabs*
November 5- So, On That Note...
November 6- The LightWing Hierarchy, Only Made Bearable Cuz Brilliance Told It
November 7- No. Just No.
November 8- ...Moonbli... and... Brinter...? *shudders*
November 9- We Pause This Show for an Important Announcement
November 10- Let's Stalk Ships Part 14
November 11- Remembrance Day
November 12- IF YA WANT IT, COME GET IT, SUCKAS!!!
November 13- The Tale of Kinkajou and Peril's Murdery Road Trip
November 14- ONE More Teeny Adventure Without Brilliwatcher and Qinter
November 15- Let's Stalk Ships Part 15
November 16- The Day We Didn't Correct Kinkajou's Grammar
November 17- 100TH CHAPTER SPECIAL!!!
November 18- THE SLEEPOVER Part 1
November 19- THE SLEEPOVER Part 2
November 20- THE SLEEPOVER Finale Part
November 21- Lis (Pronounced "Lee")
November 22- Let's Stalk Ships Part... Ah... Frick, Which Part is This?
November 23- Heh, Winter's Not Gonna Like This...
November 24- Visit To The Rainforest
November 25- THE ALMIGHTY KITTENS
November 26- Bri and Goldy Have a Talk While Everyone Else Is a Zombie
November 27- Aster Has A Realization And Decides To Share It
November 28- 5K READS!!!
November 29- Let's Stalk Ships Part 17
November 30- More Cats, Just Because
December 1- Ask or Dare Event Part 1
December 2- Ask or Dare Event Part 2
A/N
December 3- Ask or Dare Event Part 3
December 4- Ask or Dare Event Part 4
December 5- Ask or Dare Event Part 5
A/N
Hiatus Mini-sode 1
Hiatus Mini-sode 2
Hiatus Mini-sode 3
>:3
April 7- A New Dawn

October 25- Tsunami Regrets Her Life Choices... Again

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*in cave deep in JMA*

Tsunami: *tied upside down to a stalactite and gagged*

Kinkajou: *lights five candles*

Moon: *draws a pentagram*

Winter: *clears throat* I, Winter of the IceWings, open the walrus blubber soap summoning! Age, demon- culo! Veni! Vocatus es!

*from inside the pentagram portal, a large cake of walrus blubber soap rises slowly out, glowing with eerie red light*

Qibli: *rips off Tsunami's gag*

Tsunami: Well this isn't a cult at a- *the walrus blubber soap is shoved into her mouth* MMPH!

JW: SURGE, DEMON- CULO! SEDE IN ORE INIMICORUM NOSTRORUM IN AETERNUM!

Clay: *pokes his head in* ...what's going on in here?

JW: *slowly turn around to face him*

Tsunami: MMMMMMMMMMPHF! NMF HMPH BMMMMMMMMMPHPHPH!

Clay: ...

Clay: Detention, all of you. Now. For a month.

JW: Awwwww. *exit the room*

*in the detention cave*

Brilliance: Moon, Kinkajou and I need to bust out of here for our date dare.

Peril: *burns the door*

Tsunami: *from down the hall* PERIL!!!

Peril: *whispers frantically* Go, go, go!

Kinkajou: *shifts to camouflage*

Kinkajou and Brilliwatcher: *quickly fly out of the detention cave*

Tsunami: WHERE ARE MOON AND BRILLIANCE?

Qibli: Uh... no idea...

Tsunami: HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM *narrows her eyes*

*in Possibility*

Brilliwatcher: *sitting at a cafe table in awkward silence bc they KNOW Kinkajou is there*

Kinkajou: *snaps a picture*

Brilliwatcher: ..................

Kinkajou: *completes a tea-towel order and sends it to -Clovvrfields*

Brilliwatcher: ...........................................

*back at JMA, in the interrogation cave*

Tsunami: *pacing back and forth* So.

Winter: So what?

Tsunami: SHUT UP I ASK THE QUESTIONS HERE I'LL SERIOUSLY EXPELL YOU

Tsunami: *takes a deep breath* What were you doing on Saturday at four o'clock when the crime was committed?

Qibli: It's Tuesday...

Tsunami: *glares at him* SHUSH

Turtle: Uh... I was reading a scroll in my cave?

Tsunami: A LIKELY STORY

Winter: I was doing... stuff.

Qibli: *winks* I'm stuff.

Winter: Shutupshutupshutup!

Peril: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Tsunami: FOCUS!

Peril: I was yelling at Coconut for leaving his homework in the hall again.

Clay: That's true.

Tsunami: WELL- *trails off* UM...

Tsunami: You are found innocent. We now discharge you.

Sunny: Though I would like to talk to Qibli and Winter about this stuff...

Peril, Qinter and Turtle: *zoom out of the cave at top speed*

Sunny: *sighs*

*Possibility*

Brilliwatcher: .............................................................................

Kinkajou: This is boring. I'm going home.

A/N Um... haha...

Sorry it's been a while since I've updated, I've been really busy with school and I recently got my Covid booster and have been feeling pretty awful :(

But I'm better now, and I promise I'll try my hardest to catch up! Thanks for being so patient! Love you all lots! <3

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