Y/n pov
"hi, I'm y/n from the future...yeah I look like a potato right now coz I'm editing this video and i really just wanna put a disclaimer that i actually got lizzie's permission to post this so....shut the fuck u---"
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"hello bishes" i greeted putting on a litte suit on cosmo... we're twinning
"mama?? how do i look???" rose came in the room spinning around
"wow baby, you look like a doll" i cheerfully stated as she giggles and spin again
"really mama???"
"yeah.... Annabelle" i added as she looked at me frowning her brows before shouting for her bodyguard
"MOMMY!!!"
"She's kiddinggg" Scarlett chuckled getting in the room wearing her dress and i just bit my lips smiling looking up to her.
"you know one solid rule right?...never outshine the bride" i clicked my tongue getting up grabbing her by her waist just to pecked her lips
"I'm not outshining lizzie....well...not my fault you got the hottest woman" she giggled making me roll my eyes, can't agree more
"is cosmo ready?" she asked and i sigh
well I can't put on this freaking bowtie coz apparently my son doesn't have a neck in the first place
"maybe we shouldn't put it...i feel like it's choking him" Scarlett stated and i nodded grabbing the bowtie and just put it on my pocket
not long enough Scarlett suddenly gave me this baby carrier and i look at her with puppy eyes
"no" she chuckled
"I'M WEARING THIS FANCY ASS HOT SUIT AND YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME WEAR THAT???" i asked annoyed
"mama you're being such a baby" rose complained and i looked down at her frowning my brows
"hey you don't know FaShIoN oK???"
"there there, fashion your ass. take this" Scarlett shookt her head actually putting this thing on my body
"How will i supposed to drive???"
"i can drive" she shrugged
"i hate you"
"no, you don't"
"what makes you sure" i raised a brow and she suddenly pecked my lips
"yeah....im too gay to hate you. lets go woman" i huff grabbing Cosmo before holding Scarlett's hand to go outside already
welp, she drives and i stayed playing with cosmo and rose at the backseat being the good parent i am with a dominant wife at some point
"mama? what happens when we go to venus???" rose asked referring bout the planet...i dont know, maybe she wants to be an alien or something
"well you see the venus doesn't really have it's atmosphere or like it only has CO2 which is carbon dioxide..the air we produce which is actually pretty hot. in addition the temperature at surface of Venus is about 800 degrees Fahrenheit The surface of Venus is like a strong capsule because the pressure of the atmosphere is about 100 times that on earth, and this pressure would crush your chest in about 5 seconds or less." i explained not realizing my inner child scientist just got out
"what?" she asked Tilting her head
"you'll die" i smiled sarcastically
"oh...ok"
"ok ms scientist what will happen if we go to mars??" Scarlett huff laughing asking like a freaking 5 years old trying to annoy me
"we will leave you there" i breathe out
"that's mean" she pouted
"DiD yOu JuSt CaLl Me DuMb??" i sarcastically says mimicking her
"oh yeah real matured y/n y/l/n" she chuckled still focus on the road
"scar?"
"hmm?"
"i have a question "
"and...what is that?"
"wellll i was watching Jojo rabbit at the office like yesterday coz I'm bored"
"and?"
"why does your characters always die??"
"i have no idea darling" she shookt her head
"scar?"
"what now???? let me drive!!" she complained laughing
",uhmmm...cosmo's butt just vibrated"
"maybe he just farted"
"how the fuck will you kno---"
"mama...language" rose sigh going on her ipad
after i say 2 hours we finally arrived at the venue and i was greeted by marykate. she pulled me for a kiss on the cheeks before noticed cosmo pinching his cheeks
"chunk a baby" she pouted scrunching her nose
"yee" i chuckled
"wait, where's Ashley??" i immediately raised it.
well, I'm really close to them because of my past relationship with lizzie.
"hey bub? I'll just go find the bride" Scarlett smiled holding rose before i leaned down for a kiss watching her walk away
"can i hold him?....please?" Kate plead making me giggle before actually giving cosmo to her
"y/n!!!!" a familiar voice shouted before this small woman jump on me making me laugh out loud
"jeez" kate chuckled watching me spin around Ashley
"i missed you!" she excitedly stated
"haven't seen you for years, how are you??" i asked
"I'm doing really great...ooh is that your babyy?" she asked going to kate
"actually i have 2 babies, i have a toddler but she's with my wife right now"
honestly, I'm not surprised that she doesn't know it coz y'know these sisters loves deleting their social media accounts
"uh.... who's your wife again?" Ashley asked and i looked at her frowning my brows
"you don't know?? are u living under a rock or something??" i asked as she started laughing
"just say who it is" she complained while mary kate is still playing with cosmo
"the one and only Scarlett Ingrid Johansson"
"What?????" mary kate gasp
"well, it's a very long story" i chuckled
"thought she hates you?" ashley huff
"well...how can u say no to a y/n y/l/n? i mean like y'know I'm just too hot to not get every woman i want" i sarcastically say as they both rolled their eyes
"then...why didn't you succeed on getting me?" Mary kate smirked and i just looked down trying to stop my self from smiling
well you see it's really ironic, kate rejected me and the next day is also my first day in marvel where i met lizzie but i didn't even know they were sisters.
"omg, hi y/n!" lizzie's mom greeted me with her dad
"heyy" i approached them both with a hug
this is like a reunion to me right now..a very uhmm kinda weird reunion coz people are looking and it looks like I'm closer to the family than robbie
after a while we all sat in front and i just held Scarlett's hand while the ceremony is starting and cosmo is still with kate
rose is ofc a flower girl and Scarlett immediately turn into a photographer when it was her turn..she looks like her mommy so much.
lizzie finally came walking slowly, gracefully and literally looking like a goddess.
i felt tears in my eyes knowing how hard she went through and now she's getting married with the man that treats her right.
"ok you're not the groom, you're being dramatic" Scarlett huff giving me a handkerchief making me chuckle
"can't i just be happy for her?" i pouted
"you can...but the groom isn't even crying. you're stealing the moment" she pouted back leaning closer
the ceremony continued, we watched as they say their vows and put the rings.
"she's locked now" i chuckled
"why??? are you planning to unlock it??" Scarlett mumbled and i looked at her with blank expression
"your overthinking is getting out of hand my love"
"I'm kidding" she chuckled before hugging my bicep
The ceremony finished and lizzie ended up pulling me in a tight hug and whispered her thankyou to me for all the things we did together while she sniff
"lizzie?" i whispered back
"hmm?" she sniff
"that's Louis Vuitton... you're gonna put tears stain" i mumbled sarcastically referring bout my suit and she just started laughing
"i hate you so much"
"i know you do" i sigh in relief just to hug her again before kissing her forehead
"I'm glad you're genuinely... genuinely happy now" i smiled at her
she then looked over my back before covering her mouth giggling
"uhmmm...so are you getting crazy or something??"
"no, look to your back" she huff
i looked over my shoulder widening my eyes seeing guests fighting over on who's gonna hold cosmo
"oh my god, MY SON!" I shouted getting in there as fast as i can.
"where's y/n?" i suddenly heard Scarlett literally holding a plate munching while I'm here fighting for my dear life and our son's freedom
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a/n
yeee, I'm still alive