Scarlett pov
I'm in the bar with y/n, colin and i honestly don't know why she's here...like she doesn't like colin at all and she's open about it....lets just say she can't stop her mouth sometimes
"uhmm can i ask why are you here?" colin asked respectfully since y/n is always our thirdwheel
"you have a problem vanilla boy?"
"y/n" i warned clearing my throat
"sorry" she smiled and honestly you can say she's drunk
"heyy" i slut--i mean a girl suddenly came in our table with almost no clothes...does she think this is beach or something?
"hey hottie" y/n greeted as the slu--girl uhmm sit beside her
"you want a drink?" y/n proposed
"nope...but i wanna drink you" she stated and you can clearly see y/n enjoying
"you wanna get out of here?" the girl asked holding her jaw pulling her for a kiss
"i--i uhm just g-gonna go to the bathroom" i cleared my throat receiving a nod from colin bug i quickly grab y/n's wrist to stood her up
"whatttt" she complained
"I'm going to the bathroom...help me"
"whyy?? am i holding your bladder?" she asked still annoyed
"hey, you.." i called out looking back at our table
"me?" this girl asked
"yes..you..whore...get out of there and leave my husband alone" i huff as y/n pouted in satisfaction
"damn... where did you learn that?" y/n asked as i was still pulling her to the bathroom
"shush" i huff finally getting on the bathroom and quickly pull her on one of the stalls pushing her against the wall
"what do you think you're doing?" i pouted still pinning her against the wall
we just both suddenly burst out laughing as i released her
"what the hell was that?" she asked still wheezing
"i don't know, get out I'm gonna use the toilet" i chuckled while she get out rolling her eyes
i suddenly saw her hand under the door holding her phone
"y/n!!" i complained laughing before also hearing her laugh removing her hand
i get out of the stall seeing her flirting again with someone
"ok I'm done, lets go" i rolled my eyes pulling her hand again
"did u even wash your hands??" she asked staring at me holding her hand
"shh"
"why won't you let me flirt?? come onn" she complained
"coz..."
"coz what?"
"hmm..i..i-i d-dont want them t-to be played by you"
"you're so weird, why don't you kiss your vanilla flavored boyfriend and let me get my whores"
"stop calling him vanilla!"
"no"
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we're currently at the ellen show to promote our new movie and y'know i just thank god y/n is here coz she's my knight and shining armor when it comes to interviews...i feel like I'm safe when she's here.. specially y'know..ellen
"so what's this movie all about?" she asked
"uhmm it's a uh about two actresses which is uhmm y'know me and her" i chuckled making the audience also laugh
"ok this doesn't connect to the movie but i just wanna ask y/n"
"ok, sure" she shrug
"you're known as a player right?" ellen asked suddenly burst out laughing with everyone including y/n
"i mean...yeah? i think so?"
"so...uhmm everyone knows that but why is everyone still have like a crush on you? and take note the hottest celebs" ellen shookt her head
"the power of y/n y/l/n i guess?" she stated proudly
"buttttt--"
"i like butts" y/n cut ellen off making everyone laugh and i just playfully slap her biceps
"no but like my question is..are you in a relationship at the moment?"
"yeah"
"really????"
"hm hmm"
"with whom?"
"hailee mf steinfeld" she stated proudly making everyone cheer
"really?? i honestly thought you two are dating" ellen says making us both look at each other
"oh yeahhh, totally...totally, I'm even pregnant and she's the father" i says sarcastically making everyone laugh
"i mean don't challenge the future Scarlett Johansson" y/n huff as i looked down hiding my face laughing
"oh god...haillee I'm off of this ok?" ellen wheez literally crying
"You're the one who ask the question!" she complained
"i mean if she makes you sleep outside you can always sleep at Scarlett's right?" she added...oh..i--i just know y/n, this is not gonna turn out good
"ohh yeah, i always sleep at her house and we like Bang-bang into the room i know you want it..sometimes she sang and I just wanna jump off vormir right now
"STOPP! PEOPLE WILL BELIEVE THAT!" i complained, maybe she's not my knight and shining armor at all
"I'm just kidding...but for real please let me sleep in your house if she already threw my things outside"
"sure...sure"
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y/n pov
"ok what if multiverse is actually real?" i insist talking about this nonstop
I'm just laying on her lap both of us still on our costumes as we wait for the director and our scenes
"ok what if they're real..what do you think you'll be doing?" she asked brushing my hair by her fingers
"y'know what, if multiverse is real...i hope one of my variants ends up with Scarlett Johansson"
I'm just staring at her as she can't help but smile back for some reason
"why me?" she chuckled
"i just figured like what if in that universe I'm just a simple person and I'm your fan...then you left vanilla for me and we will start a family" i stated smiling innocently proposing the possibilities
"that's a great plot but please stop calling my husband, vanilla" she giggled playfully covering my face
"noo, seriously tho. i hope in another universe i end up with you"
"but I'm still hoping it's this universe" i added underneath my breath still staring at her as she's looking away waving to some staffs
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a/n
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