Yep.
There's already been a ton of oneshots/fics where there is Kiyopapa.
But this oneshot will focus on Ryuuen papa!
Imagine this being the alternate timeline of my prev oneshots ( Kiyopapa) but instead of a child claiming to be Kiyo's daughter...
It's another child who claims to be our tyrant's daughter!
Oh and here is what she'll look like...
Oh...and I need to make up a name...
Let's just go with...
Ryuuen Kotone.
Yep. Let's begin.
Ryuuen PoV
" What the actual fuck."
I glared at the little child in front of me and she glared at me back.
" Papa. Cursing is bad!" She said.
I looked around the park, hoping....PRAYING...that this was anyone else's kid but mine.
" What are you looking for?" The kid asked as she, too, began looking around.
" Your actual ' Papa'." I said.
" But you ARE my papa!" She huffed.
" Shut up, you little brat. Don't say shit like that as a joke." I replied.
" Papa is mean!" She whined.
I should just leave her here and wake up from this nightmare. There is no way this is real, not one fucking bit.
First, I need to distract her.
" Hey, look over there." I pointed towards the distance.
" Huh? What is it-" The moment she turned around....
ZOOM! I immediately began sprinting away.
Ain't no way this shit is real.
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I was back at my room.
I'm planning to sleep and hopefully it all ends up being a dream....or a nightmare.
But before I could relax in the comfort of my bed...
" PAPA! OPEN THE DOOR!" That annoying little shit yelled from the other side while knocking rapidly.
Come on, are you serious?!
Just ignore her. Just ignore her. Just ignore her.
I kept telling myself that as I laid down on my bed and tried to sleep away from this nightmarish timeline....
Her knocking stopped.
I couldn't hear her complaints anymore....
I sighed in relief.
" Looks like it really WAS just a drea-"
But the door suddenly opened and I immediately jolted from the bed and stared at the door, wide-eyed.
" Thank you, Miss!" That little shit thanked an older woman.
Huh? Isn't she the receptionist?
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" No problem, sweetheart!" The receptionist smiled before glaring at me.
" Don't leave your child outside! God, what's wrong with you? She could've gotten hurt or wandered around and get lost." She had the audacity to scold me.
1. I would've preferred either option.
As for number 2...
" THAT'S NOT MY CHILD." I corrected her.....I EMPHASIZED that correction.
" Are you serious? You're seriously trying to tell me that this little girl with PURPLE hair isn't yours?" She raised a brow.
" There's tons of students with my fucking hair color!" I shot back.
" Boy, I've been working as a receptionist since the beginning of the year. I recognize every first year student that resides in this dorm, and I even memorized all the upperstudents from other dorms. And out of all the students in this school...." She points at me and glares.
" You're the ONLY one with purple hair."
What the fuck is with this lady....
" Tch." I scoffed.
" Anyways, please call me again if he decides to lock you out, okay?" The receptionist spoke in a kind tone toward that little shit.
Wait.
IS SHE NOT GOING TO EVEN QUESTION THE FACT THAT THERE'S EVEN A CHILD IN THIS SCHOOL?
WAIT.
IF SHE DOES QUESTION IT THEN I MIGHT BE EXPELLED-
okay. Stay silent.
" Bye bye!" The little girl waved goodbye before closing the door.
She then turned to me with an angry pout.
" Papa, you lied! You tried to run away!" She accused me and I am most definitely guilty.
" No shit."
" Why? "
" Because you're not my kid."
" But I am-"
" NOT! DON'T YOU FUCKING SAY OTHERWISE, YOU LITTLE BRAT." I glared at her and stood up.
"...." She glares back at me silently.
"Y-you....." she stuttered.
" What?" I asked, annoyed.
" S-So mean!" She said.
I laughed. " That's it? You realized that just now? If so, then get the fuck out of here!"
She looks down to the floor in silence.
But something unexpected happened.
I saw tear drops fall to the ground.
" what the-"
She looks at me with teary eyes, struggling to say whatever she was trying to say because she was clearly doing her best to hold back her tears.
" Oi.....are you-"
" WAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!" she began crying loudly.
Shit.
" OI STOP CRYING-"
" PAPA IS SO MEAN! WAAAHHHH! I HATE HIM! WAHHHHH!!!" She cried.
" SHUT UP!" I yeeted a pillow at her face.
Her cries were muffled for a while until she took off the pillow from her face and ran up to me and then began hitting me with it.
" MEANIE!" she hits me.
" YOU MADE ME CRY!" She hits me again.
" I HATE YOU!" she hits me again.
Finally having enough of her nonsense, I snatched the pillow from her grip before she could hit me with it again.
" Listen here you little shi-"
" MY NAME IS KOTONE!" she screams before punching me in the-
" OOOOPPPPPPGFFFGHHHH!!!!!!!" I fell down immediately and clutched forbidden regions in pain.
" AGHHHH THAT FKING- " i couldn't even finish my sentence as I repeatedly punchedd my fist to the floor in pain
The little girl finally gasped, realizing what she'd done..
" P-Papa, aee you okay?!"
" DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M OKAY! OW, SHIT! IT HURTS." I yelled.
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"....."
"......"
" Papa, I told you I'm sorry-"
" Don't say a word. And you better fucking stay in that corner." I immediately glared.
" Okay....." she quietly obeyed and stared at the corner in silence.
Haah.....how the hell am I supposed to deal with a kid.
If anyone from school finds out about this situation then I'm screwed. I'd be a fucking laughing stock.
And if it reaches the school board, then I'm guaranteed to be expelled!
Fucking hell.
I hate this.
" Hm?" I stopped.
I narrowed my eyes as I saw a slip of paper peeking out from one of that little shit's pockets.
I went towards her.
" Eh? Papa?"
" Don't move. Brat." I ordered immediately.
I quickly snatched the paper from her pocket and began reading it.
' Dear Ryuuen Kakeru,
Did you like your little suprise? And this isn't a joke, by the way. This is actually your kid.
I created her with your blood and other samples. Why? You ask? Well, it's simply because I was bored!
Her name is Ryuuen Kotone. She's 10 years old ( I think ) and I'm not going to give away too much information since I want you to get to know her yourself!
Please take care of her! Oh, and don't worry about getting expelled and shit like that. The school board is already aware, and she can walk with you anywhere without consequence.
Buttt.....your classmates and other students are not aware of her existence. So do explain it well.
Anyways, that's all I wanted to say!
Good luck, ' Dragon-boy'~
- Lumine. '
I tore the paper to shreds.
Is this how Ayanokoji feels like when someone ruins his ' peaceful' life?!
Chapter End!
Well then,
I wonder if this little brat can warm Ryuuen's heart and activate his paternal instincts?
Maybe you'll find out in the next part. ( if it ever gets one ).
;))
By the way, mind leaving ideas for oneshots where it does not include Kiyotaka?
If not, then just leave ideas, even if it includes Kiyotaka. I might consider writing them if it sounds interesting and suits my taste~
KawaiiLumine, out~