y/n
"HELLO MOTHERFUC-----
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"hi people, welcome back to my YouTube channeelll for todays video I am exhausted already. we will be answering your comments I MEAN YOU SAW THE TITLE RIGHT? i just know y'all are gonna be shady on me and sweet at Scarlett" i pouted doing an intro receiving chuckles from her
"they love me" she mumbled smiling to herself
"who doesn't?" i asked as she clicked her tongue and wink pointing at me
"don't do that again, we will buy u lollipop later ok?" i stated sarcastically rubbing her back receiving a slap on my bicep
"ok lets get into ths video, we have y/n's 8th assistant since maggie left" Scarlett chuckled pointing at my assistant behind the camera
well i can't find a proper one like maggie. she just knows how to go with my shits and handle my shitty attitude
"this is kisha my new assistant and she will be helping us todayyy" i smiled pointing at her as she show herself on the camera just like how maggie does it
"ok shall i read the questions now?" she asked and we both nodded
"oh starting this rough" she mumbled
"for ms Scarlett, did you baby trapped ms y/n for marriage? uhmm which is rose?"
"oh shits about to go down scarlyy" i teased hitting her arm playfully by my elbow
she's just smiling seems like hiding her teeth actually.
"you'll love me either way?" she asked still smiling looking directly at my eyes. i nodded giving her reassurance
Scarlett knows even before we're together that I'm not into marriage. i love being free, no permanent commitments and loyalty is just not in my vocabulary so no i don't like marriage
"i did" she sigh shaking her head smiling
"you know i won't say no to a big responsibility like a child....DAMNNN YOU'RE SMART OUTSET" i says laughing tapping her head
"STOP. CALLING. ME. OUTSET!!"
"whatever outset"
"y/n!!!!!"
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"so why did you do that? i mean I'll marry you with or without a child" i shrug
"you're just slow at that moment and i was worried it will go nowhere"
"I'm still amaze, that's a smart move scarly"
"i know"she says having her proud moment
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for y/n, in the future, would it be ok to you if cacti date someone like you (a playgirl, fuckgirl?)
"that's shady" Scarlett pouted
"no" i responded seriously to the question biting my lips
"cacti is the major and number 1 reason why i changed. i don't want my daughter to receive the karma of actions. i actually never thought that I'll have a kid so I'm like happy go lucky before but now? no, I'd risk anything for rose" i explained seriously
"I'll kill for rose...like i swear if someone laid they're hands on my daughter without me knowing them.. comeback to your mom's womb coz if not? you're not gonna be breathing tomorrow" i added
"what are your ideal qualities like in the future for rose's partner?" Scarlett ask
"i see rose growing up as the rich single aunt but my ideal? just a person not like me"
"nooo fix your sentence, just a person not like the OLD you... you're the best parent and partner ever" Scarlett says doing the tongue click and wink again making me chuckle
"I'm the best parent?" i asked smiling
"yes"
"so.....can me and cacti go skydivi---"
"still no"
"worth a shot"
"mommyyyyy???" rose says suddenly coming in the room holding an apple
"come here babe" i smiled tapping my lap
she ran her way on us before sitting on my lap as she gives Scarlett the apple
"mommy can you peel it?" she asked
"sure"
"i have a cutter on that drawer" i interfere pointing at the cabinet near Scarlett
"where's nanny? why didn't you just made her peel it?" i asked laughing kissing rose's cheeks as she giggles
i signalled my assistant to cut the video knowing this rose session will just take a while
"nanny is sleeping on the floor" rose mumbled making Scarlett stop peeling the apple as i widen my eyes
"Rose Dorothy johansson y/l/n what did you do?" i asked raising a brow
"tell me you didn't kill the nanny" Scarlett sigh continue on peeling
"nooo but i made her a snack and a smoothie using the whipped cream on the fridge that you said i can't eat" rose smiled
" rosie babe this is your 6th nanny this month"
"here's your apple, now go get nanny some pillows and sheets. say sorry when she wake up and DON'T COLOR HER FACE" Scarlett said giving her the apple as she get off me grabbing it
"but mommy i already did, i gave her a flower on the cheeks and moons and stars"
"god cacti, listen.... you go to our room and on the left bedside table there's a make up remover...the cap is pink, get some cottons and remove the markers on nanny's face mkay?"
"ok mama! byeee i love you bothh"
she waved goodbye and we just set up again to continue filming.
"next question!!!" is shouted
"how do you feel about the age gap?" my assistant asked and i immediately felt Scarlett twitch on her sit getting uncomfortable
i quickly grabbed her hand reassuring her as i took a deeo breath
"uhmm it's the 21st century...everyone is open about everything...like come on. nonetheless i will still love this woman" i answered
"even when I got wrinkles?" Scarlett asked playfully pouting
"even if you can't walk anymore" i chuckled pecking her lips holding her chin as she smiled still on my lips
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"Ms. Scarlett, how does it feel that a lot of female celebrities tried to marry ms y/n but you're the only one that succeed"
"first of all, i would like to thank my family and all the people that supported throughout this journey' Scarlett says sarcastically making me hide my face laughing
"but like no joke...ive won a lot of prestigious awards but this ring...this marriage is the best award I've ever received" she smiled looking up to me
"I'm gonna look like a ripe t omato" i giggled
"ms y/n, what's your.......body count"
"oh god" Scarlett burst out laughing
"ok no...uhhh Scarlett has been my best friend for a long time...how many do you think?"
"probably around 50" she huff
"I'll say 75+" i Wiggled my brows
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"this is not a question but it says heee someone said "why is Scarlett still with y/n she's embarrassing" then someone replied because the cash is good... what's your thought about it"
"first of all I'm rich my self" Scar proclaimed makine tilt my head impressed
"period" i huff
"second, she's not embarrassing. in fact, i found it very cute. she's just not boring y'know, get yourself a someone that will lighten up the moment and not make it formal everytime...find someone who you can be embarrassing with"
"i don't think I'm embarrassing... I'm adorable" i winked
"if given a chance what would u change in your life"
"this feels like a pageant" i chuckled
"i wouldn't change anything" Scarlett shrugged
"me tho uhmmm maybe my past. i Don't want rose and cosmo to like get bullied or like get wrong attention for my actions"
"why are you serious??? this is not you y/n...look at me...y/n look at me!! this is not you!!" Scarlett mimicked a scene from a movie making me look down and laugh
"i don't know outset i just get really like into it when talking about our kids y'know"
"I'm glad......but stop calling me outset"
"beg me"
"no *beep* for a month"
"you're so beautiful Scarlett Ingrid Johansson y/l/n"