"hey people, welcome back to my YouTube channel and for today's video we're all excited"
"I'm with my family right now" i added as Scarlett and rose waved at the camera
"We're currently on our way to the location of the jet coz we're going to???"
"DISNEY LAND!!!!!!!" rose proclaimed happily making both me and Scarlett chuckle
"Y'all know we live in new York and disney land is in California so the flight is roughly 6 hours"
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"Red?"
" Hmm?? " She hummed looking up to me
" What's the feeling of going to disney land after you sue Disney? " I asked playfully still driving and she slapped my thigh looking down and started laughing
"I swear if you won't stop bringing that issue while we're there I'll fucking walk back from California to new york" she stated sarcastically and i started wheezing
"F-Fucking?" Rose says and i stopped the car as we both look at her at the backseat
"What?" She asked innocently
"You can't blame me, you said it" i mumbled enough for Scarlett to hear
"Rose, baby that's wrong Don't say that" Scarlett says softly
"But you said it..." Rose responded pouting
"Yeah but not everything mommy says is right for example last night she call me------" i said before being cut off by Scarlett's hand covering my mouth
"That's too inappropriate than what i said...shush that ok?" She asked and i nodded before she remove her hand
"Just don't say that again, that word is for adults...mkay?" Scarlet asked and rose nodded while i continue driving
" c'est chaud, pourquoi ne me laisses-tu pas le lui dire ? (that's hot, why don't you let me say it to her?)" I asked smirking to my self speaking french for rose to not understand our conversation
" c'est trop (it's too much)" she responded looking away trying to hide her smile
"tu as trop apprécié hier soir (you enjoyed too much last night)" i added still smirking.
" tais-toi (shut up)" she chuckled
"Why are you talking like minions?" Rose asked tilting her head
"Minions???? French sounds romantic" i scoff
"It actually does" Scarlett agreed smiling
" Mommy I'm hungry" she mumbled
"are we there yet?" Scarlett asked
" Nope, 15-20 more minutes" i responded
" But I'm hungryyyy" rose complained
"do you have any snacks on your car?" Scarlett asked
"hmmm yeah but------- it's not that healthy"
" What is it?"
" Open the box thing in there" i stated as Scarlett reached for it
She open it revealing a whole box of chocolates, gummies, chips and candies specifically lollipops
" Seriously how old are you?" She asked laughing
"Hey, those doesn't require age limit" i complained
"Baby, I'm sorry you can't eat this... we're just gonna wait till the next gas station ok?"
" Mkay"
"I'm also thirsty, can you spread your legs?" I asked casually stopping the car and remove my seat belt
She pushed me away widening her eyes looking at rose just to look at me again but i looked at her weird out before leaning down
I grabbed the water bottle that dropped on the floor in front of her seat
"Jeez what's up with the attitude, i just want to drink" i stated as i chug the water and she just looked away dropping her head while covering her face hiding her laugh
After few minutes we stopped to a gas station to find snacks for rose. 1 hour hand passed and we finally arrived at the jet
"This is gonna be exciting" i stated smiling and grabbed Scarlett's hand while picking up rose
We hop in the jet and they immediately serve us food
"You're segsy" rose says to the flight attendant and i choke on my food before hiding my face and laugh
"Y/n" Scarlett clicked her tongue and i looked at her in misbelief
"I didn't taught her that!" I complained innocently
" Rose who taught you that??"
" Auntie billie says it to me mama"
" W-what??!?? When?? Baby don't lie" i stated defending my self
"W-when you two are choosing car" she answered
" Ohh, what billie means is the car was sexy....and i have no idea how she explained it to rose"
Scarlett just raised her brow still not convinced
" Rose is that true?"
" Auntie billie says that's sexy while touching the car then mama leave because she talked to a boy. I asked auntie bil what it means and she said when you got a big butt like mama that's what segsy means"
" Yeah..... definitely killing billie when we got home" i said nodding
" Ohhh and uncle chris says mommy has a big butt too so she's also segsy" rose added
"What did you say??" I asked on a serious tone
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We finally arrived and we checked in a hotel before finally going to disney land and we were immediately greeted by a Mickey mouse mascot, rose immediately hugged him and of course i need to annoy Scarlett
"Hey.... I'm y/n l/n and this is my wife........your friendly neighborhood lawsuit actress Scarlett Johansson" i stated shaking the mascot's hand sarcastically and i can feel Scarlett's death stare at my back
"Oh mommy it's snow white!!!!" Rose proclaimed holding both of our hands to pull us on a lady that wears a Snowwhite outfit
"You really need to do that?" Scarlett asked annoyed but a glimpse of smile is escaping her lips
"Of course i do" i answered pecking her lips
"Mommy it's Snowwhite!!!" Rose stated hugging the lady
"You want some apple?" Scarlett asked the lady and i looked down trying to hold my self while laughing
"No mommy!! It's poison" rose stated
"Yo, i got a gossip is it true that snow white is like 14 and her baby daddy is 31?" I asked leaning on her but Scarlett grabbed my hand to pull me away
" Don't ruin their job please" she plead laughing
"Mama I want a balloon!!!"
"Why do you call mommy when you want to do something but you only call me when you want to buy something???" I asked ticking rose and she started giggling
We all walked to the vendor while rose is skipping holding both of our hands
"Hey, how much is that?"
"$17 dollars....how many?"
"Enough for this kid to float" i responded
" Base on her tummy we need more" the man says while trying to tickle rose but i grabbed rose and made her stand beside me
" I'm the only one that can make that kind of jokes about my daughter's tummy ok???"
" Sorry, she didn't take her special vitamins today, just 2 balloons please" Scarlett says smiling at the vendor
" I'll take them all" i stated seriously before grabbing my wallet
" He gave them all to rose and she started jumping around while Scarlett is looking at me as if i committed a murder
"That's a lot" Scarlett complained but i just leaned down to rose
"What did i say when you got a lot?" I asked smiling at rose
"Share" she answered also smiling and i kisses her nose before standing up
"Ok i got a mission for you, you're gonna give a balloon to the other kids...is that cool to you?" I asked and she nodded before running towards some group of kids
"God, I'm falling in love to you much more when you're like this" Scarlett stated smiling while hugging my arm as we both watch rose Sharing her balloons
"Mama we're out of balloons!!!" Rose shouted making us both chuckle
We just bought another sets of balloons as she continue to share it to everyone
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"Rose look" Scarlett says pointing at ky nightmare
" Look at that roller coaster" she added trying to trigger me while I'm sitting my self staring at the ride that looks like can give me am heart attack in less than 2 seconds
" I want to ride mommy!!!!"
" Babe, c'mon our DAUGHTER wants to go" Scarlett says and i looked at her looking pale. She knows i have fear of heights so she's always using it to take revenge
" You're so dramatic it's just a kids ride" she stated laughing my Tracing my lips by her thumb
"Mama pleaseee"
"C'mon it's my birthday week right? You said we can do whatever i want...i want to ride that roller coaster" Scarlett stated and i swallowed thickly before nodding.
The guys said rose can't ride it because she's too small but Scarlett insist that we both should go
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"I'm about to die!!!! Scarlett!!!!!!!!!!!" I shouted while the ride started getting fast and all i can hear is Scarlett wheezing beside me
"You're so dramatic, open your eyes its not that scary" she says still trying to hold her self but as soon as i open my eyes... we're at the top and just about to fall
I immediately pull her and hugged her tightly closing my eyes in fear and just tried to survive
She started screaming but in joy while I'm suffering.
After few minutes of feeling what hell is gonna be, she helped me get off the ride because everything is spinning around on my vision
"You ok?" She asked laughing while she wrapped my hand around her shoulder and hold my stomach watching me gag
"If i throw up on you are you gonna be ok?" I asked and she looked down shaking her head still laughing
"Here i actually got a mint" she stated giving me a candy while rose run towards us
"C'mon" i scoff
"Where are we going??" She asked
"I'm gonna roast the Disney princesses" i answered
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"So like how does it feel to leave your family and sacrifice your voice for the d?" I asked leaning closer to the ariel dressed one
"Oohhhh and what about Kissing a frog? What does it taste like? Is it like moldy? Slimy?" I asked moving to the girl dressed as tiana
"Please get her out of here.... we're begging you" they all said and Scarlett shaked her head grabbing me by my bicep
" Whaatt??? I want to asked Cinderella if the crystal shoes are comfortableee" i complained still being pulled my Scarlett
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We spend the day at Disney land and watch the night parade kissing Scarlett under the heart fireworks
"Awww" rose says watching us pouting
"You're not gonna push mama anymore?" I asked playfully
" No...mommy loves when you kiss so it's fine" She responded
" Y'know what? I'm not gonna sell you anymore" i stated and raise my hand for a high five