--Time Waster # 35--
Cami: This isn't fair! And I'm pretty sure it's considered some form of child abuse, too!
Sal: Oh shut up, Cami. *Finishes tying Cami's hands behind her back* This is for your own good.
Cami: Darren! You'll help me, right!?
Darren: *Whistles while walking away*.
Sal: I don't see how much longer that relationship is gonna last.
Cami: Yeah, its confusing to other people.
Sal: *Nods* You hungry?
Cami: What kind of question is that? I'm always hungry.
Sal: *Rolls her eyes and shoves a raw fish in Cami's mouth*.
Cami: *Gags violently and spits the fish in Alfred's face*.
Alfred: Hey! What did you do that for!? *Wipes raw fish off of his face*.
Cami: You helped them do this to me. You butt pickle!
Alfred: *Sighs* How much longer do we have until this trip is over? I can't stand camping with Cami any longer.
Cami: Hey! I'm still here, you know! I can hear you!
Alfred: Unfortunately.
Cami: *Gasps dramatically*.
Alfred: *Rolls his eyes*.
Mason: We'll have to head home today. There's a storm coming.
Cami: Then we should stay! :D
Mason: Why in the world would we stay here during a storm?
Sal: Mason, this is Cami. You should have learned by now not to ask questions.
Mason: *Sighs and nods* Let's go.
*BACK HOME*
Cami: So Charlie's out of jail, and Jack should be getting out tomorrow. I say we throw a party!
Cheyenne: I'd love to meet them.
Alfred: Not Charlie, you wouldn't. She's more of a nag then Sal is.
Sal: I AM NOT A NAG! GOSH DONUT!
Alfred: *Raises an eyebrow* Donut?
Sal: I'm not allowed to swear.
Alfred: Yeah, but why donut?
Sal: DON'T QUESTION ME, DANG IT!
Alfred: *Sighs and leans back in his chair*.
*THE NEXT DAY*
*DOORBELL RINGS*
Drew: I'll get it!
Sal: NO! DON'T TOUCH THAT DOOR! *Jumps from the staircase railing and tackles Drew to the ground*.
Drew: *Screams in shock and pain* Mommy!
S.M: *Runs into the room* Sal! What on earth do you think you're doing!?
Sal: What's it look like? I'm sure as heck not baking cookies.
S.M: Get off him! He's only eight! Or nine... Or something like that.
Drew: Seriously!? *Shoves Sal off of him and runs upstairs*.
Sal: He'll grow up to be serial killer. I just know it.
*DOORBELL RINGS AGAIN*
Sal: JUST A FREAKING MINUTE! *Opens the door*.
Cheyenne: Took you long enough *Walks in with Alfred*.
Sal: Leave the door open.
Alfred: Why?
Sal: Cami.
Alfred: Gotchya.
Cami: We're here! *Walks in with Darren* Where's Charlie and Jack?
Mason: *Walks in with Kaydie* We have arrived! And we are hot!
Sal: No one cares.
Mason: :P
Sal: Oh and Cami, the answer to your question; Charlie is picking him up now and will be bringing him over soon.
Cami: Okay cool.
Kaydie: I invited an old friend over!
*DOORBELL RINGS*
Kaydie: The door is wide open...
Maya: I'm coming in. *Comes in*.
Mason: Maya!?
Maya: Hi!
Kaydie: I'm glad you could come! But you two know each other?
Mason & Maya: Awkward...
Kaydie: *Looks confused*.
Charlie: *Walks in with Jack* Hey guys!
Jack: Long time, no see.
Cami: Yeah, let's not get ahead of ourselves, okay? This is a one time thing.
Jack: *Mumbles words under his breath*.
Cami: Yes, I know I'm a sandwich.
Jack: *Sighs*.
Charlie: Who are you?
Cheyenne: Who wants to know?
Charlie: Uh, Charlie.
Cheyenne: Mhm.
Charlie: ... So are you going to tell me your name or not?
Cheyenne: Not. I'd prefer to get to know someone before giving them my personal information.
Charlie: Okay...
Cami: Let's get this party started!
Charlie: So you're dating Alfred now, huh?
Cheyenne: Yup.
Charlie: *Turns to Alfred* You sure are making your way around the circle, aren't you?
Alfred: ...
Jack: Well, it's kinda true. First Sal, then Charlie, now this girl. Who's next?
Cami: Not me.
Cheyenne: Well, I would hope not.
Alfred: *Smiles*.
Sal: I just realized, the only couple out of all of us that stayed together without breaking up and dating another friend is Cami and Darren.
Cami: It's because we're awesome.
Sal: *Snorts*.
Cami: *Glares at Sal*.
Sal: Time for cake! *Cuts a piece of cake for everyone and passes them out*.
Cheyenne: Yummy!
Charlie: *Takes a bite of her cake* This is delicious! Who made it?
Darren: Cami baked it.
Everyone but Cami & Darren: *Quickly spit out the cake*.
Sal: I'm full.
Cheyenne: I ate seven hours ago...
Alfred: I don't even like cake.
Cami: JERKS!
Darren: Yeah! It's not even bad! *Takes a bite.* Uhh.. *Pulls something out of his mouth* What's this?
Cami: *Shrugs*.
Sal: *Takes the object* Its a wire. Cami! Why is there a wire in the freaking cake!?
Cami: I guess I brought the wrong cake...
Sal: So you made an explosive cake to give to someone!?
Cami: Of course not! Goodness Sal! I was going to mail it!
Sal: *Sighs and rubs her temples* Just dispose of this explosive cake.
Cami: *Grumbles* Fine.
Cheyenne: Wait a sec! *Yanks Cami away from the cake.*
Cami: Jeez, what?
Cheyenne: Does anyone else hear ticking?
Cami: Oh crap...
Sal: Cami...
Cami: TAKE COVER!
*EVERYONE DUCKS BEHIND THE KITCHEN ISLAND COUNTER.*
Sal: Cami, you idiot!
*CAKE EXPLODES*
Cami: It's not my fault! Well, it is. But... Just shut up!
Sal: *Sighs and stands up* Clean this up, you explosive magnet.
Cami: Actually, I'm more of a sharp object kind of person, but-- *Quits talking when she see's Sal giving her a deadly glare* Where's the cleaning supplies?
Sal: Hall closet.
Cami: 'Kay! *Runs out of the kitchen*.
*TWO HOURS LATER*
Cami: Now what?
Sal: *Shrugs* Truth or dare?
Darren: Yeah!
Alfred: Where's Cheyenne and Charlie? We need them, too.
Sal: Oh, they're up in my game room playing Mario Kart.
*LOUD SMASH*
Cami: What the heck was that?
Everyone: *Runs upstairs*.
Sal: What the crap are you two doing!?
Cheyenne & Charlie: *Are on the ground trying to choke each other*.
Charlie: She cheated!
Cheyenne: You're so annoying! *Kicks Charlie off of her and stands up* I cannot stand that girl! I'm going home! *Leaves*.
Cami: *Sighs* I hate drama.
Sal: Pfft. That's coming from the most dramatic person we know.
Cami: Shut up.
Sal: Let's just go downstairs and play.
*SHOUTS COMING FROM DOWNSTAIRS*
Sal: Oh good gravy, what now!? *Follows the others downstairs*.
Maya & Kaydie: *Are yelling random stuff back and forth at each other*.
Mason: *Is standing off to the side awkwardly*.
Sal: What the crap is going on here!? I'm getting sick of these stupid cat fights!
Jack: *Mutters sarcastically* You sure know how to throw a great party.
Sal: Can it, pal! At this rate, I wouldn't hesitate to choke you with a wire!
Jack: *Gulps* Sorry...
Maya: You know what!? Forget you people! *Storms out of the house*.
Kaydie: I need to punch something. >:(
Cami: Ah, we've finally managed to bring out your dark side.
Kaydie: Let's just play a freaking game or something.
*EVERYONE FORMS A CIRCLE ON THE LIVING ROOM FLOOR*
Cami: Okay, who's going first?
Alfred: I will. Darren, truth or dare?
Sal: WAIT! Quick rule - if you refuse a truth or dare, you have to sleep in the bathtub tonight.
Cami: Awh, nooooooo- okay.
Sal: *Rolls her eyes and looks at Alfred* Go on.
Darren: I choose truth.
Alfred: Hmm... *Smiles evilly*.
Cami: Oh just get on with it.
Alfred: *Frowns* But I can't think of anything cool.
Cami: Doesn't matter.
Alfred: Fine. What's your favorite band?
Darren: Breaking Benjamin. And can I just say that you suck at this game?
Alfred: Shut up.
Darren: Whatever. Sal, truth or dare?
Sal: Dare! *Smiles*
Darren: I dare you to let me draw on your face with sharpies.
Sal: Uh.. Er.. Fine. >:P
Darren: YAY! *Takes a sharpie and draws a mustache, beard, unibrow, and a bunch of random dots on Sal's face* This should come off in about a week.. more or less.
Sal: *Grumbles curse words under breath* Cami!
Cami: *Squeaks*.
Sal: I dare you to.. kiss Alfred!
Cami: NEVER!
Sal: You have no choice!
Cami: I'll sleep in the bathtub!
Sal: Not an option!
Cami: You said it was!
Sal: Well... Dang it.
Cami: *Laughs evilly*.
Sal: Shut up and go.
Alfred: Am I really that bad?
Sal: Ye- I mean no.
Alfred: *Rolls his eyes*.
Cami: Alright, Cheyenne. Truth or dare?
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