Muggle Trouble -Theodore Nott-

By lossofmylife

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Wizards in a Muggle High School? Has the world officially gone crazy? Maybe Not Yet. When Headmistress McGona... More

Prologue
2| Forgetting What a Pencil Is TIGHT
3| No Poopoo Math Is Boring
4| Hylla's Gonna be High by the End of the Year
5| What Kind Of Name Is Baloney?
6| Why's Everyone on Maniac-Mode
7| Nott could be the Next Amber Heard
8| Snotty and Stranger?
9| #relatable
10| I Made a Mistake
11| Cow With A Sword? What's That?
12| I Write Until My Hand Falls Off (JK that would be creepy)
13| P.E Sucks
14| The Definition Of Homework Is Doom
15| I Find Out The Most Horrible Thing Ever
16| Nott Loses It At Professor Vestia
17| Kristen Is Annoying, But I Think We All Know That
18| Texting, Starbucks, And Weirdness
19| Am I The Only One Who Finds Nott Annoying?
20| Is Anyone Going To Ask Me Out? No? Hmph.
21| When Nott Is Smirking, Something's Wrong
22| I Have An "Interesting Family." Yeah, I Do.
23| I Will Never See Music The Same Way Ever Again
24| You Don't Want To See Carina When She's Mad
25| Are We In Trouble? Knowing Our Luck, We Probably Are...
26| I Hate My Life
27| Having A Nice Old Chat With Friends, Forgetting How Messed Up My Life Is
28| I'm SO Excited! (NOT)
29| Happiness ALWAYS Comes With A Price
30| The Fine Cannot Be- WAIT WHAT?
31| Nosy Mums (Don't Tell Her I Said That)
32| Go Laybell!
33| I Am Forced To Sign A Permission Slip
34| Leah Is SO Annoying Sometimes..
35| "Horrible" Diana
36| Poisonous Stuff. Yahoo
37| Thank You For Nearly Ruining My Day.. Next!
38| You're Going To America? Why Can't I?
39| I Feel SO Bad For Leah..
40| Cat Costumes
41| Malfoy's A WHAT?
42| I'm Ready For The Festival! I Think..
43| I Hate Haunted Houses
44| ANOTHER- Are You Seriously Kidding Me?
45| GO AWAY
46| I Can And I SHALL Win. Hopefully
48| I'm Most Likely Going To Lose
49| Pretty Nice Victory
50| Nott With Rainbow Ice Cream? You're Joking
51| Three Little Piggies And A Big Bad Wolf
52| No One Remembered To Practice
53| You Better Not Mess This Up, Thea?
54| Professor Naughty=Nott Professor Naughty
55| Wait.. What?
56| When In Doubt, Barricade The Door
57| DID THAT THING JUST-
58| It's Snowing! Nice
59| We All Love Cafe's
60| Why Can't We All Just GET ALONG? Sorry, No
61| I Did Not Ask For The Middle Seat
62| Seriously, Carina?
63| The Ferris Wheel Is cHeaP
64| ALERT! Couple's Fight
65| Nott Drives A Garbage Truck? PFFTT!!
66| Why Do I Have To Eat The Olives?
Author's Note
67| Creepy Houses
68| Feeling.. Stupid?
69| The Weird Shaky Dance
Author's Note
70| You Have A What?
71| So Is He Missing Or Not?
72| So Am I Right?
73| Shopping For A Present
74| I'm Definitely Not- Wait What?
75| Mysterious Books
76| Everything Clicks
77| Caves
78| Am I Being Stupid? Yes. Reckless? Yes. Know What I'm Doing? No.
79| An Escape Plan
80| I Am Crushed. By A Rock.
81| Sign-Up For Homecoming, They Said. It will be Fun, They Said
82| So What Happened to Professor Rudolph?
83| Homecoming
84| The Truth
85| How It Ended
Epilogue
Acknowledgements
Final Author's Note

1| Exchange Students IQ = 0

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By lossofmylife

Diana's POV:

It was my final year at Laybell! I went to the same old locker I've had since grade school and took a look at the new schedule posted on the door. 

~<<~~>>~~<<

Diana Evans

LAYBELL'S HIGH SCHOOL (LHS) 

History ~ Room 2: 8:00 am-8:55 am 

Elective 1; Band ~ Room 10: 9:00 am-9:55 am 

Math ~ Room 4: 10:00 am-10:55 am 

Break ~ Courtyard: 11:00 am- 11:30 am 

PE ~ Stables (Semester 1): 11:30 am-12:25 pm 

Lunch ~ Cafeteria: 12:30 pm-1:00 pm 

Elective 2; Cooking ~ Room 3: 1:00 pm-1:55 pm 

Literature  ~ Room 7: 2:00 pm- 2:55 

Biology ~ Room 13: 3:00 pm-3:55 pm 

Chemistry ~ Room 22: 4:00 pm-4:55 pm 

Pack Up: 5:00pm


~Sports Teams~:

Cheerleading 

Swimming

Football 

Basketball 

Softball 

Fencing 

Volleyball 

Gymnastics

Tennis 

~more information for tryouts will be on the school board~


~Other Teams~

Chess

Track

Speech and Debate

Robotics

Math


Library Hours: 4:30 am - 10 pm 

~NO COMING IN BEFORE OR AFTER HOURS~


~Dress Code~

1. Revealing Shoes or Outfits

2. Skirts may not be shorter than knee length

3. No Tank Tops 


Phones Are NOT Allowed In Class


~P.E Uniforms~

 School Shirt and Shorts (MANDATORY)


~Dormitories~

Your Roommates: Carina Williams and Hermione Granger 


~Additional Information~

End of the Year Homecoming with juniors and seniors ONLY ~ no exceptions (unless you're asked)

Homecoming King and Queen ~ Seniors Only

MORE INFORMATION TO COME: DUHN DUHN DUHNNNN!!!


Signed,

Principal Deliah

~<<~~>>~~<<

My brows were raised as I read the exchange students' part, but merely shrugged and walked off to history. There was a chance I wouldn't really get too involved with them, anyway. There were a lot of posters everywhere, so I stopped and read one of them.

~<<~~>>~~<<

Eh, not that important either way. But there was more.

~<<~~>>~~<<

~PLEASE WELCOME OUR EXCHANGE STUDENTS~

Since they are new, please do not hesitate to help them if they are lost...or they need help. We have assigned an ambassador for every three new students.


Seniors:

Greta Allen: Lavender Brown, Padma Patil, Parvati Patil

Hylla Drakos: Draco Malfoy, Theodore Nott, Blaise Zabini

Diana Evans: Ron Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger

George Jones: Hannah Abbott, Susan Bones, Zacharias Smith

Leah Smith: Justin Finch-Fletchley, Neville Longbottom, Sally-Anne Perks

Freya Taylor: Mandy Brocklehurst, Seamus Finnigan, Dean Thomas

Jordan Wilson: Michael Corner, Colin Creevy, Pansy Parkinson


Juniors:

Luke Crestallan: Frank Jackson, Layla Larinnes, Mary Sybil

Kaylee Kratz: Brandon Bones, Dennis Creevy, Hera Wood

Ophelia Mace: Jessica Avery, Poppy Carell, Linda Snape

Silena Noir: Cassiopeia Lestrange, Christopher McKinnon, Celeste Rodriguez

Lester Papadopoulos (I had to): Amber Gaunt, Jason Grace, Brittany Prance 

Blaire Pertufe: Lilliana Carols, Alexis Clearwater, Bianca Di Angelo 

Renee Yellowing: Astoria Greengrass, Luna Lovegood, Ginny Weasley


Sophomores:

*just make it up I give up*


They will be staying in dormitories with the rest of you! Remember to be welcoming!


They will be arriving shortly, have a good day!


Signed, 

Principal Deliah

~<<~~>>~~<<

"Well then", I thought. It was a bit of a short notice, like why didn't they mention that in the back-to-school orientation or something?

I looked into the distance and saw a group of limousines (totally unfair) pull up into the parking lot. Ah. The transfer students. 

But soon I saw my best friends, Leah Smith, and Carina Williams, running over to me, and MOST feelings of jealousy and outrage at the clear bias toward Deliah vanished. 

"Did you have a good summer?" Carina asked excitedly.

"Hawaii was awesome, but I wish you guys could've come", Leah replied.

I sighed wistfully, "that still sounds sooo much better than mine", before changing the subject. "Did you see the transfer students?" 

"Yeah! We're going to be ambassadors together!" Leah exclaimed.

"Humph. Well, it's getting late, we should head to our classes", interrupted Carina, taking my hand.

Leah nodded in agreement. "I've got history," she said sighing. 

"Same!", I said happily.

Carina sniffed, "see you soon! I've got math, but I think all the seniors have P.E together at 11:30!" With that, she ran away. 

However, just as Leah and I were about to leave, the transfers walked into the school. 

I eyed each one of them carefully, and I had to admit, I felt like there was something odd about them.

Before I could suspiciously glare any further, Principal Deliah walked up to the front of the gathering crowd. "Welcome, transfer students!" she spoke through a megaphone, amplifying her voice by thousands. 

"Please make your way to your ambassador as listed on your guide. They will show you your way around the school. You will go to the same classes as them to avoid any unnecessary confusion."

With some difficulty, I pushed my way through the crowd to find the three students with the corresponding name tags from the list under my name earlier. 

"Hello!" I smiled when I finally found them. "Ron, Harry, and Hermione is it?"

Seeing their nods - it would be weird if they didn't - I gestured towards the school. "Come on. We have 15 minutes until history, I'll show you around."

~<<~~>>~~<<

"That's the gym," I pointed, as we walked past the gym. Duh. 

"What's a gym?" Ron asked suddenly. I raised my eyebrow, but laughed, not thinking too much of it. What a class clown. 

"You don't know what gyms are? Ya' know, gyms? Gymnasiums? G-Y-M-S? Ring a bell? Did you not have any at your own school?" I inquired, going along with his joke. 

Ron shook his head profusely, looking genuinely clueless. Hermione nudged him, and it didn't look too light, either.

"Room for exercising." She said quickly, narrowing her eyes at Ron.

I shrugged. "Let's go inside." 

We walked in, me explaining to them, mainly Ron, who was so uneducated about modern things (and by modern I mean 1800s things) that I had to give a speech about every single little detail of every single little thing.

I did find it quite perplexing, but I was too bored to care anymore.

Time seemed to fly as we went across the school, seeing the horse riding trail, the office, the infirmary, the restrooms, the stables, the tables, the fountain, and the pool.

When we finally reached the classrooms, numbered 1-35, I checked the time and nearly flipped.

"Speaking of classrooms," I began, "We're almost late for history."

And with that, I zoomed off, hoping they would follow. 

~<<~~>>~~<<

Earlier that day:

(limousine scene)

As all of the Hogwarts students boarded the limousines, three particular students were trying to fly under the radar after the disastrous past year. 

Draco Malfoy, Theodore Nott, and Blaise Zabini.

They were all exchange students with the same ambassador and the same dormitory, so they would basically be stuck together for the entire year.

Blaise frowned as he was given his guide. "Hylla Drakos? What kind of Muggle name is that?"

"Don't question the weird ways of the muggles Blaise," Theo sighed. "It does kind of sound like your name though, Draco." He snickered at the image in his head.

Of course, Draco glared at Theo. "Shut your bloody mouth, I could never even compete with a muggle, they're way below me. She's ugly as hell, anyway." 

He directed his glare to the guide. The picture of Hylla sat in his lap, her wide smile seemingly turning evil as they continued to stare at it. 

The photo wasn't even moving and the three clearly coiled in disgust after a moment. 

Although Draco secretly thought she looked fine, even pretty, especially the hair. Like his, it was platinum blonde. They'd make some pretty cute babies if he did say so himself, but the last thing he wanted was a muggle wife. 

~<<~~>>~~<<

Okay, so I quite like that scene I created at the end, any Hylla x Draco shippers out there, lol? I haven't really thought about that route, I feel like it would be pretty hard to put in, with his personality and everything (smh Draco your terrible personality is scaring away the girls).

(btw, ignore the Percy Jackson references lol, they are not relevant to this story since I just needed name ideas, there will also be some greek mythology references too (again, not relevant) so just don't pay attention to those)

-minty!



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