| My Knight In Shining Armor | BBC Merlin x Reader Oneshots

|Gwaine| Airheads

Word Count: 820

Warning: Mature themes, language and scenarios

A/n: Inspired by Airheads the movie

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^Context to before this next scene^

|Modern AU|
(Basically picture the 80's Rock scene, long hair, motorcycles, badass bands, ect.)

|KPPX Where the action never stops|

"Alright everybody this is my girlfriend y/n, she brought the tape." Gwaine says to everyone

"About time" Merlin remarks

"Hey what's happening?" Percival asks

"We're going on the air Perc! We're going live Man! This is it this is the pay off." Gwaine exclaims

Y/n hands Merlin the tape, "woah what happened to this?" He asks looking at the tape

Gwaine takes the tape and inspects it with shock written all over his face, "It fell off the nightstand." Y/n replys coyly

"What did you do to my tape? Can we even play this?" Gwaine asks

"I don't know, mabey if I clean it up and respool it, CHRIST!" Merlin exclaims looking at y/n

"I came all the way down here just to bring that stupid tape." Y/n says slightly upset at Merlin's comment

"Yeah? And you took real good care of it didn't you Yoko?" Merlin says condescendingly

"Alright everybody SHUT UP!" Gwaine yells trying to prevent a shouting match

"Gwaine, I HAVE BEEN WITH YOU, almost as long as these two ASSHOLES, and I thinks it's about time they treated me with a little RESPECT!" Y/n says angrily

"This thing smells like piss man" Merlin says holding the tape up

"Y/n, I don't have time for this noise. Now, did you come down here to bitch at Merlin or to help us out? Cause right now your acting like a real-" Gwaine is cut off by Y/n throwing a hard slap across his face. Merlin hurries away to let y/n and Gwaine settle this

"I can not believe this after ALL I'VE DONE FOR YOU! AND WHAT DO YOU DO? YOU CHEW ME OUT IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS?" Y/n screams at Gwaine

"YOU'RE ACTING LIKE A SPAZ!" Gwaine returns louder

"Well what about you, you go and pull this moronic stunt? If you would just for one second instead of always trying to be little Glory boy" Y/n says calmer

"Is that so, huh?" Gwaine deadpanned

"Yeah that's so Gwaine." Y/n returned with a voice laced in poison

"Aright! You're outta here!" Gwaine says grabbing y/and arm and shoving her towards the door

"WHAT?!" Y/n says shocked

"GET OUT OF HERE! GET LOST! Alright? I got a million things running through my mind I don't need your stupid bullshit too." Gwain says

"I'm Apart Of This, Your Wrote That Song For Me, THAT'S MY SONG!" Y/n slowly escalated her voice

"I wrote that song before I even met you!" Gwaine says to y/n using her own word against her then walking into the office

Everyone stares at him when he walks in, "Everybody go about your business. Go about your business! NOBODY LOOK AT ME!" Gwaine exclaims as Y/n picks up a chair and smashes it through the window behind him

Everyone ducks under the desk as the chair lands on the soundboard, "CHRIST WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" Gwaine tells at y/n

"YOU DON'T EVEN CARE! YOU DON'T EVEN CARE WHAT HAPPENS TO ME!" Y/n screams back

"What have I got?" Gwaine asks her, "I've got my guitar, my bike and my woman. That's all I've got in the world and you keep kicking me out, it's making me insane. I figure if I get a record contract, I can make it up to you. I'm doing this for you!" Gwaine answers his own question while also going on a rant

"I suppose now you're gonna say that you live me right?" Y/n asks

"OH, COME ON! HERE I AM HOLDING A GUN TO A GUYS HEAD JUST SO THAT THE WHOLE WORLD CAN HEAR YOUR SONG! IS THAT LOVE OR WHAT?" Gwaine answers back

"Tell me." Y/n says

"What do you want from me?" Gwaine says annoyed

"Tell me" y/n responds

Gwain kicks the wall causing a piece of glass to fall, "Alright" he says throwing his hands up, "I love you" Gwaine says

"Oh my God" Mordred says in disgust

Y/n smiles at Gwaine who sticks a hand out to her thought the broken window, "what else can I say?" Y/n takes his hand and climbs through the window

Gwaine leans in and kisses y/n, the knights have mixed reactions, some of them aweing some of them moaning in disgust(*cough* Mordred *cough*).

Arthur starts to clean up the sound board pulling the chair off causing sparks and smoke to shoot out, "well that fried up most of the board!" Arthur exclaims

"Great!" Merlin says

"SHIT!" Gwaine exclaims

Everyone looks at each other ready to get officer O'Mally on the phone.

|The End|