If you decided to click on this book, then you're probably a real-life friend or a follower that wants to know about my life. I'm doing this as a journal that's open for all the people to look at a simple teenage girl's life. I update every once in...
You can tell a lot by the lock/home screen on a person's phone. Well- people will now stagger back from me.
Here's my lock screen:
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People have asked me "why are you the way that you are", and I'm really confused like, what's so wrong about a bunch of characters from DBH without noses? Like ???
Anyway moving past that people are like "okay fine they look kinda cute can you arrange a date between me and to top-most left character, you know how it goes.
Then people see this:
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Now they're like: What the heck is this. And I gotta explain that there's this game and my crush looks like a Dorito to which they're halfway to clicking that "unfriend" button. They tell me "what have you done to this poor dude" and I just shake my head like "oh this one's okay, there are worse"
Then they call the police for me having harassed a game character. They found Joe's family locked in the basement as well, and now I'm left with nothing but memories.
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Anyway the real reason I made this is because I wanted to show off my great Photoshop skills, tell you to see my new book, and invite you to the new Dorito Joe religion. You cannot go back. You have Dorito Joe watching over you. He went through the pain and suffering from his body being transferred into a Dorito and you're just gonna WaLk AwAy?! Look above, he's shocked and furious. Anyway welcome to the new religion (also check out my new YTTD book called The Love You Deserve, it has almost no reads) (thank you)
