Batfamily x reader imagines [Incorrect Quotes]

incorrect quotes #2

Ah yes. When the writer is too lazy to actually update. Its Zee back with more incorrect quotes. Reader is with Jason.

Tw: classic vine mentions?

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[Y/N]: Life is hard!

Jason: Babe, you either kill yourself or get killed.

[Y/N]: The hell did Joker do to to you when you died Jaybird?

Jason: Whatcha gonna do?

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Steph: HYDRATE OR DIEDRATE!

Steph: aggressively throws water bottles

Dick: uh

Jason: She's trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.

Steph: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!

[Y/N]: crying It's working...

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Helena: Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Dick: That's deep.

Jason: Is ketchup a smoothie or not then?

Damian: Common sense is not drinking ketchup.

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Dick: It's really muggy outside today.

Tim: If I go outside and all of our coffee mugs are in the front lawn, I'm going to kill you.

Dick: *sips coffee from a bowl*

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Jason: I think we should spice it up in bed, if you're okay with it honey.

[Y/N]: Okay.

later

Jason: walks up to their shared bedroom honey, I'm home- what's on the bed

[Y/N]: laying on the bed seductively, red powder all around her paprika~

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Barbra: Violence is never the awnser.

Damian: Exactly.

Barbra: ?

Damian: Violence is the question. And the awnser is always yes.

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Jason: Did it hurt?

[Y/N]: sighing When I fell from hea-

Jason: When you fell from the vending machine.

Jason: Because you're a snack~

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Bruce: comes home from his daily walk, smiling a little bit too contently.

Alfred: you better not have-

Bruce: moves aside from door and a pile of orphans runs inside screeching

Alfred: Dammit.

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Bruce: I love all of my children.

Dick: swinging from the chandelier

Damian: on the floor screaming, with Jason on top of him, screaming

Jason: yelling triumphantly

Steph: committing arson

Cass: sipping her tea

Barbra: trying to calm everyone down

Alfred: trying to clean up the mess

Bruce: All of my beautiful children.

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[Y/N]: WELCOME TO APPLEBEES! WOULD YOU LIKE APPLES OR BEES?!

Kate: B-bees?

[Y/N]: SHE HAS SELECTED THE BEES!

Damian: comes out of back room, running to Kate with a shaken jar of bees

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Tim: Why would you give a knife to a child?!

Jason: Damian felt unsafe.

Tim: Now I feel unsafe!

Jason: ...

Jason: Would you like a knife?

Tim: Yes.

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Jason: Did the beat go off?

Jason: I not and then my meat go soft?

Jason: Her daughter's got the whooping cough?

Dick: OKAY ACTUALLY FREESTYLE SLAM POETRY HOUR IS OVER!

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Hey loves! Sorry I haven't updated the actual storyline. If I'm not lazy, I may or may not update it tonight. Either that or I'll procrastinate and make yet another fanfiction. If I do, then well, is that good too?

Nah?

Whatever. I hope you guys like episode two of incorrect quotes. Bye!