Batfamily x reader imagines [Incorrect Quotes]

Incorrect blurbs 2: Electric Boogaloo

Bruce: When I'm gone, Jason is Batman.

Dick: Why not me?

Bruce: You're too nice. Everyone will know you aren't the real Batman. If Jason is Batman, they will just think Batman is having a really rough week.

Jason: I'm gonna fuck so many people up.

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Y/n (is short): Could you at least try to see things from my perspective?

Jason: *crouches down, smirking, winking and booking the nose of y/n*

Y/n: I despise you

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(Jason shopping with Dick at the mall)

Jason: Fuck this shit

(Later on the PA system)

Announcer: Jason Todd is lost. He is 6ft tall and has a white streak in his hair. His guardian, Dick Grayson, is waiting for him at the help desk.

Random kid: Are you okay mister?

Jason: IM GONNA FUCKING MURDER HIM!

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Damian: Alfred, you aren't a doctor.

Alfred: No but I was an army medic, which means I can break every bone in your body while naming them

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Bruce: There's something I need to get off my chest

Selina: please say it's your shirt

Bruce: What?

Selina: What?

Bruce: ....

Selina: ....

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Therapist: Now what do we say when we are feeling nervous?

Dick: *throwing it back* My anxiety may be chronic but this ass is iconic.

Thereapist: You're halfway there-

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Fake tim: Shoot him Jason! He's the fake one!

Real tim: yes, shoot me please

Fake tim to real tim: are you ok?

Jason: The real tim would never pass up an opportunity *shoots fake tim*

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(Jason meeting Damian for the first time)

Damian: I am death! I am DESTRUCTION! you should fear me todd!

Jason: You're literally the youngest one here. You haven't even hit puberty yet!

Tim, deadpanning: You should listen to him.i know from personal experience that this one here can easily kill a man. I've seen him stab someone while laughing. Its terrifying knowing that this rasin can kill a man.

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Nightwing: What you are doing is illegal!

Harley quinn: I'm not taking a warning from someone who has the gall to pronounce the "g" in "lasagna."

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Dick: we have to finfmd out a way to cut down on living expenses

Tim: Well, what can we live without?

Jason, without hesitation: Damian.

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All right my lovely degenerate readers and simps for the batfamily of which I count myself in. Here ya go. Take yer soup.