Joker: You're under arrest
Phoenix: Me? What did I do?
Joker: You have stolen something from me
Phoenix: I did? What did I stole?
Joker: Something important to me
Phoenix: Important?
Joker: Something precious to me
Phoenix: Is it curry?
Joker: Something irreplaceable
Phoenix: Irreplaceable? What could that be?
Joker: Come on Yawning Jerk, use that brain of yours
Phoenix: Uh...is it your kidney?
Joker: What? No
Phoenix: Then?
Joker: It's my heart you idiotic bird!
Phoenix: (Gasps) If I've stolen your heart, how are you still alive?
Joker: Sometimes I wish you weren't this stupid
Phoenix: Hold up, you can't arrest me. You know why? Because you're not a police officer!
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Kaitou Joker: 💜Randomness and Short Tales💜
FanfictionKonnichiwa! I'm Kaitou Twilight Dawn and welcome to my very first Kaitou Joker book! I hope you'll like it as much as I do. This book will contain short stories to long stories and etc. I may add some characters from the manga so beware. NOTE: I do...
