Hachi: Hosshi! Don't eat the camera---
Technical difficulties. Please stand by OwO
Hachi: Ahem, sorry about that
Hachi: Camera is back in one piece. So let's start today's video ^^
#1: Never let Joker in the kitchen
Hachi: I don't have to explain this because it's pretty obvious
Hachi: The last time this happened, Joker-san dropped a grenade into the pot of hot curry
Hachi: The whole kitchen exploded within seconds later
#2: Don't allow Hosshi in the kitchen either
Hoshii: *Swallows the blender* :3
Hachi: hOSSHI!!!
#3: It it forbidden to use a sword as a kitchen knife
Queen: Don't worry, Hachi. I got this!
Hachi: Queen-san, wAIT---
Queen: *Uses her sword to cut some vegetables*
Queen: See? Just like using a kitchen knife
The kitchen counter breaks into two pieces
Hachi: . . .
#4: Always wear an apron
Hachi: Wearing an apron will prevent you from getting your clothes dirty ^^
Hachi: So now we can cook in peace without having to worry about staining our clothes---
Shadow, barging in: Joker! Joker! Where the fuck are you?!
Shadow: *Grabs the pot of curry and dumps it on Hachi* Where's Joker?!
Hachi: . . . Hey! This is a new ninja getup I recently bought from Shopee! D:
#5: There's only room for one chef in a kitchen
Hachi: Akai-san, I don't think you should add anything else into MY curry ^^"
Akai: Nonsense, I'm just helping out
Hachi: But I'm the chef here
Akai: There's no harm in having two chefs *Grabs Dr Neo out of nowhere and desperately tries to shove him into the pot*
Akai: You're missing the special ingredient, Hachi
Hachi: *Unholy screeching*
*＊✿❀ ❀✿＊* *＊✿❀ ❀✿＊*
ℍ𝕚, 𝕀'𝕞 𝕘𝕠𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕓𝕒𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕠 𝕞𝕪 𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕆𝕨𝕆
STAI LEGGENDO
Kaitou Joker: 💜Randomness and Short Tales💜
FanfictionKonnichiwa! I'm Kaitou Twilight Dawn and welcome to my very first Kaitou Joker book! I hope you'll like it as much as I do. This book will contain short stories to long stories and etc. I may add some characters from the manga so beware. NOTE: I do...
