It was a peaceful day at the Sky Joker. Well, not so peaceful because Joker was currently chased by Kitty in her neko form. Yes those two can't really get along well.
Joker: Stop chasing me you annoying catgirl!
Kitty: Why should I? It's fun chasing you around as if you were a mouse! Meow!
Joker: Stop making that sound! Where's Twilight?!
Twilight: Up here!
Apparently, Twilight and Gabriel were sitting upside down on the ceiling.
Spade: What the fudge?!
Beryl: What are you two doing?
Gabriel: Isn't it obvious? We're sitting on the ceiling.
B.M: But why?
Twilight: Simon said that sitting on the ceiling was cool.
Gabriel: So we decided to try it out.
Spade: And?
Gabriel: It's pretty cool.
Hyakkimaru: Let me try that (sits upside down on the ceiling) Woah, it actually feels cool even though it seems stupid.
Twilight: Exactly!
Joker: Get down from there! I just fixed that ceiling.
Twilight: No!
Phoenix: I'll get the broom and sweep them down from there.
Gabriel: Fine, we'll get down!
Gabriel, Twilight and Hyakkimaru got down from the ceiling.
Joker: Why did you bring that shape shifter cat into my airship?!
Twilight: 'Cause, why not?
Joker: That's not a proper answer!
Twilight: Like I care!
Berry: (In her mind: I knew bringing Kitty along was a bad idea. But Twilight wouldn't listen)
BANG!!! Shadow walked into a wall. He got up and laughed it off as if it was a funny joke.
Beryl: Is he alright? He literally walked into a wall and didn't get mad.
Rose: Onii-Chan, how could you?!
B.M: Why, what happened?
Rose: He did the coke thing.
B.M: You mean the one Spade told us about.
Rose: Yes. He did it while I was sleeping but he didn't use sleeping pills.
Lupin: (Gasps) Don't tell me he used-
Rose: No, of course not! He used hallucination pills instead to give a "drunk" effect.
Spade: Woah, that was smart of him.
Queen: Spade, no.
Spade: Fineeee.
Shadow: (Walks to Gabriel) Man, you're hot!
Gabriel: What?!!!
Shadow: (Turns to Twilight) I know you're actually a boy, girly girl.
Twilight: Did you just call me a girly girl?!!! And I'm a girl, idiot!
Shadow: Joker is the cutest girl in the world.
Joker: I'm jumping off a cliff now!
Shadow: Hachi is actually an old man disguised as a kid.
Hachi: LIES!!!! That's not true!!!
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Kaitou Joker: 💜Randomness and Short Tales💜
FanfictionKonnichiwa! I'm Kaitou Twilight Dawn and welcome to my very first Kaitou Joker book! I hope you'll like it as much as I do. This book will contain short stories to long stories and etc. I may add some characters from the manga so beware. NOTE: I do...