Joker: Guys!
Phoenix: What?
Queen: Hm?
Joker: I got something awesome to show you!
Rose: What is it?
Joker: (Pulls out a banana) Ta da!
Shadow: (Claps hands) Wow, it's a banana
Spade: (Nervously sweats)
Joker: This isn't an ordinary banana, it talks!
Ai: How is that possible?
Joker: Don't question the Miracle Maker. Anyway, say hi to Mr Banana!
Mr Banana: Hello, everyone!
Queen: It talks?!
Joker: Told ya
Hachi: (Enters) Joker-san, is that my banana?
Joker: No and his name is Mr Banana
Hachi: Okay, bye (goes back to the kitchen)
Shadow: Hey, we could make banana pie out of this fella
Mr Banana: Eeek! Don't do it!
Joker: Shadow, no
Shadow: I'll do it
Joker: No, you won't
Shadow: We'll see about that
Mr Banana: I don't want to turn into banana pie!
Joker: Don't worry, I won't let that happen to you
Phoenix: Yeah right
Joker: I see that you are doubting my abilities
Phoenix: I have never doubted you before
Joker: (Raises an eyebrow) Really?
Phoenix: Okay, when we first met I did doubted you until I saw your miracles
Joker: I see
Shadow: (Slaps Mr Banana out of Joker's hand) Oops
Mr Banana: (On the floor) Ouch
Joker: Oh no! Mr Banana! (Runs to him but suddenly steps on something squishy) Huh?
Queen: Uh Joker, don't look down
Spade: Because if you do, Master will come here and smooch a picture of Agent Purple in front of you
Joker: What nonsense are you two talking about? (Looks down then gasps) No! Mr Banana!
Shadow: Pffft! You stepped on that banana until it splattered on the floor
Rose: Is he still alive?
Joker: (Carries Mr Banana) H-he's dead
Ai: I'll get the tissues
Queen: I'll get you something to drink, Joker
Rose: And I'll get you a teddy bear to hug
Shadow: He's suddenly getting all the attention
Joker: It's no use, Mr Banana is gone!
At the cemetery....
Spade: Here lies Mr Banana's grave
Joker: (With tears) He was so young
Queen: Don't be sad, Joker
Rose: I'm sure he's in a better place now
Ai: With the rest of his family
Shadow: Again, he gets the all attention
Phoenix: Are you jealous?
Shadow: Me? Jealous? Give me a break
Joker: I'll miss you, Mr Banana. I hope you're happy over there
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Uh, surprised? Weird chapter, I know XD Stay shining!💖💜🌌
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