Doctor: (Checks his list) My, my, so many patients today! What happened to you all?
Joker: I slipped on a roof top and broke my leg because somebody put ice on it (glares at Spade).
Spade: Somebody threw his shoe in my face and now my nose is broken! (Glares at Joker).
Queen: I accidentally gave myself several cuts on my arms and legs while training with my diamond sword.
Rose: A random stranger came up to me and slapped me hard on the cheek (cries).
Shadow: And when I tried to hit that stranger with my Bloody Rain for slapping Rose, I accidentally aimed it at a mirror.
Doctor: So you got hit by your own laser instead?
Shadow: ISN'T THAT OBVIOUS?!!!
Phoenix: I'm having rashes all over my skin because some random royal guard dumped a barrel of water on me!
Silver Heart: I broke my back way too many time- Ouch! My back!
Simon: My skin burns because I spend too long under the sun.
Hyakkimaru: (Holds his head) Elder mistook me for a burglar and threw a shuriken at my head.
Twilight: I fell down from Mount Fuji and hurt several parts of my body.
Gabriel: I sled down from the same mountain and trust me, what happened next wasn't pretty at all! I broke both of my legs!
B.M: I fell into a freaking ditch!
Ai: I twisted my ankle.
Captain Blue: I jumped down into the sea because I thought my ship was haunted and nearly got my arm ripped off by a shark!
Hachi: I was pushed into a manhole!
Suisie: Some idiot showed me a gem and now, I can't stop pukin- (pukes).
Rei: A spotlight fell on my head while I was performing on stage!
Kira: A fan of mine threw a sack of money at me. And I love it even though it hurt me at the same time!
Agent Silver: I was shot in the arm by a kidnapper who tried to kidnap a little girl!
Princess Paprika: I fell down from a super long flight of stairs in the palace.
Lupin: I spend the last 72 hours on my phone without eating or sleeping.
Hayami: I over studied for an upcoming test because I couldn't afford to fail and now my eyes hurt.
Viridian: Nightmare poured paint into my drink and now I'm suffering from food poisoning!
Nightmare: (From the window) I have no regrets whatsoever!
Beryl: I'm here because Inspector Onibaka here is to be blamed!
Inspector Oniyama: I said I was sorry.
Beryl: I don't care! You knocked me off of a skyscraper thanks to your stupid handcuffs!
Inspector Oniyama: You should be happy that you survived, kid!
Doctor: Oh my god! The inspector did that to you?!
Beryl: (Nods while making sad eyes) Mmhm.
Doctor: I'm calling the FBI!
Inspector Oniyama: But I'm with the police.
Doctor: I don't care! (Takes phone) Hello? Is this the FBI?
Inspector Oniyama dashed out of the hospital without wasting anymore precious time.
President D: I ate too much steaks and now I have a digestion disorder.
Doctor: You all have serious problems! Luckily, I know just what to d-
Shino: (Storms in the room) I've finally found you!
Kurumi: Sis, take it easy.
Hachi: Shino, Kurumi, what are you doing here?
Kurumi: That doctor is the person who pushed you down that manhole earlier!
Hachi: He what?!
Shino: I saw what happened and got angry! How dare you hurt my little brother!
Doctor: (Nervously sweats) I...um ..it was an accident?
Phoenix: Hey! That's my line!
Shino: Come here! (Chases the doctor).
The doctor left the room through an open window. Shino and Kurumi both went after him while screaming at him to stop running.
Hachi: I love my sisters!
Joker: Now that the doctor is gone, who's gonna help us?
Professor Clover: (Phases through the wall) Hey! Maybe I could be your doctor.
Shadow: OH MY GOD! THAT CLOWN CAME BACK AS A GHOST! HE'S GONNA HAUNT US!!!
Everyone else: Run while you still can!
Everyone ran out of the room in fear through the window, leaving Professor Clover all alone.
Professor Clover: Tch, all I wanted to do was to help.
Meanwhile outside the hospital..
Sirius: What's taking them so long?!
Roko: It has been three hours since they entered the hospital and not one of them has came out yet!
Hosshi: Do you think something bad happened to them?
Berry: Nah, I'm sure they're perfectly fine.
Gin: Too bad animals aren't allowed to enter the hospital.
Slither: I thought Kitty has the power to shape shift. Why can't she just shape shift into a human and see what's going on?
Kitty: I'm lazy, that's why. Plus, if anything bad happens, I'm sure they'll find a way to solve it.
Sirius: Good point.
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What's wrong with me?😂 The doctor must had been surprised hearing everyone's reasons for being in the hospital! Shout outs to kushingomel, RyokoWriter, Ai_Lover17, AkariAndEclipse, Cream_DeLight, KitsuneShinobou, Soleil_shining, HyperCartoonFan20, CartoonLoverGirl01, Deku2410 and KawaiiChan645! Stay shining everyone!💖💜🌌
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