in which avalon weasley wreaks havoc at hogwarts
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OR: in which the daughter of fred weasley and amelia bishop juggles a teenage crush, her schoolwork, and having infamous parents during her years at hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry.
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avalonweasley: facetimes with mum are like free therapy (also can we just acknowledge that my mother is almost 40 years old and has not aged? like, at all?)
meelyweasley: i thought we agreed to tell people i'm only 30
↳avalonweasley: the fact that you still look 30 is terrifying
meelyweasley: love you, though!
bethmorningstar: ugh my favorite lady
fredweasley: tell your mum she needs to touch up the gray hairs
↳meelyweasley: you forget that fleur is a lawyer and will represent me in the divorce. you will be left with nothing
↳fleurweasley: please don't drag me into this
alainamason: what was mumma meely cooking?
↳avalonweasley: she was stirring soup. with her wand.
↳alainamason: wow. legend.
↳belbishop: my sister wonders why she has to get a new wand so often but then she STIRS HOT FOOD WITH IT
↳meelyweasley: JUST LET ME HAVE NICE THINGS BELLAMY
victoireweasley: hi auntie meely i miss you please cook me dinner
↳meelyweasley: i'll make you coq au vin at christmas, alright?
↳victoireweasley: PLEASE
laurelweasley: the best cook i've ever met in my life
↳belbishop: you're grounded
isabelweasley: mummy's so pretty
↳avalonweasley: just like you!!!
ginnyweasleypotter: so who's going to bring up the anti-aging potion meely takes every day
↳meelyweasley: SHUT IT
yes i'm aware that florence pugh is only in her 20's but for the sake of the story pretend that she's old enough to be avalon's mother