Satans Spawn (High School DXD X OP OC!

Chapter 11: Poolside Foolery

Darak: I should formerly introduce myself. I'm Darak, King of the Vampires and Master of the Thot Slaying Arts.

Ryu: Oh my God I already like him.

Everyone in the ORC was shaking from Darak's presence. Surprisingly Issei and Koneko felt, at ease near him.

Issei: You think I'd be pissing my pants in front of you but I feel fine.

Koneko: Yeah. Actually I feel nice being near you.

Darak: Oh it must be because you're Vampires now. That's just how most act when I'm around.

Tiamat: Darak, it's good to see you again.

Darak: Likewise Tia.

Ryu: You guys know each other?

Fafnir: You're fathers been around for centuries and centuries Ryu. We've battled the man quite a few times unable to even put a dent in him.

Darak: Fafnir, Ddraig, good to see you're both alive and kicking.

Kira: More on that later, how did you become self aware?

Akane: Oh here we go again.

Darak: Ohhhhh I have my ways. I just met the original memes in person.

Ryu: I retract my earlier statement, I LOVE this guy!

Darak: Best part is that-

Akane: Darak, it yet. They'll be bouncing off the walls for hours.

Ryu: What were you about to say?

Darak: Maybe later. But first I have a few birthday gifts to make up for.

Darak reached into a portal fascinating Ryu.

Ryu: Is that a hammer space?

Darak: THE ORIGINAL Hammer Space.

He pulled out two arrows making both Ryu's and Kira's eyes bulge out of their heads.

Xenovia: What are those.

Darak: Don't use them right away.

Ryu: THOSE ARE FUCKING STAND ARROWS!!!!

Kira immediately aside one with her eyes sparkling.

Kira: 'I always wondered why my name was the same as his.'

Ryu: If what you're gonna give us next is what I think you're going to, after this book I know where I'm about to go.

Darak smirked and gave both of them portal guns. Ryu began to hyperventilate as Kira feinted.

Darak: I think that makes up for it.

Ryu: JOTARO-MOTHER FUCKING-KUJO HERE I COME!!!

TIME SKIP!!

The ORC was at a dirty pool with Ryu questioning Rias.

Ryu: Why exactly are we here again?

Rias: To clean up the pool. It was supposed to be the student council's job but we decided to take it up for all the help they gave us during the Kokabiel incident.

Ryu: BITCH I DID ALL THE FUCKING WORK!!! THEY DIDN'T DO JACK THERE!!

Rias: Well it's too late now.

Ryu: Well fuck it I'm just gonna be supervising this shit.

He laid down on a beach chair already in swimming trunks and sunglasses.

Kira: Well I pretty much tamed the fire dog.